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If you give him a dollar a day, he will hate you as long as he doesn't give it to him for a day. If you hit him every day, as long as you don't hit him every day, he will kneel down and thank you. So is human nature, so is life, and so is love.

Princess disease has two reasons: ugliness or poverty. What about the beautiful and rich one? Come on, that's not a disease, that's a princess.

Home and dormitory are the only comfortable places to make you ugly.

4. A person's life,

Three minutes is doomed,

Seven points depend on hard work, and the rest.

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Very dependent on parents.

5. You just

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Ten years old, it's normal not to meet someone you like. You will find that it is probably impossible to meet.

6. They are used to criticizing you behind your back because they don't have the capital to confront you face to face. You are the winner, don't be afraid.

7. The same laziness, just because the face is different and the fate is completely different. A coquetry is a thorn, so in this world of looking at faces, it is very important to look good and be cute.

8. The function of words is that when you don't want to talk, you can shout with your hands.

9. I spent a sack of money to go to college. I traded it for a bag of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack!

10. A letter is a letter; Don't believe it or not. You still have wechat.

1 1. Someone left your number to call you. Unlike me, I didn't answer.

12. There is a kind of sadness, that is, I return to you every second and you reincarnate me.

Thirteen. If you have a fever at home, you will stick to surfing the Internet. If you sneeze at school, you will think it is terminal cancer.

14. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

Fifteen. I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.

16. I have been running in the fields of hope, and I will inevitably not trip over the stones of disappointment.

17. I licked my finger and cried.

18. Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart and always think that I can shake the earth.

19. The threshold for doing anything in this era has become so high. I want to say, to be an otaku, you must first afford a house.

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10. Don't dislike my naivety. I can think for people who don't know much about it.

2 1. The power went out while eating. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed: Is this the legendary lesbian?

It is said that the only animal in the world that can maintain eternal love is the hedgehog-because hedgehogs can never get too close.

Twenty-three Girls try not to go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. There are barbecues and snacks all over the street, and no one can't help but gain several pounds when they walk into a house.

If I meet the right person and want to spend all my luck, please leave him alone. I want to play cards in the new year!

The life of the rich is not as beautiful as you think, because your imagination is limited.

26. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

You think he can't express it, but in fact he just doesn't love you.

28. When you lose the motivation to work, just look at the balance on the bank card, and then you will find that you don't want to work even more.

It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't get married, your love will come to no good end.

30. It is said that leg hair and kidney are good. I touched my leg hair with satisfaction. Why does a girl want such a good kidney?