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1. Teacher: "Imagine 1, what should you do if there are bad people following you?" Xiao Ming: "Stop imagining at once!"

2. A woman has her father's pain when she is young, her husband's pain when she grows up, and her son's pain when she is old. Men listen to their mothers when they are young, their wives when they grow up, and their daughters when they grow old.

3. If your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, you will … "I will score according to the difficulty coefficient of your action before entering the water and the size of the splash after entering the water. "

4. A single male colleague washed a bunch of clothes at the weekend, saying that he was exhausted and really needed a wife. Married male compatriots replied: Wasting less is not enough?

5. In the class of the head teacher, the deskmate sleeps on the table. The headmaster was furious and winked at me. I understood at once, and then took off my coat and put it on my deskmate. What a considerate class teacher!

6. A man, like his grandson before his engagement, is obedient. Like an engaged son, learn to talk back. After I got married, I gave orders like Lao Zi.

7. When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers for you on the wall.

When my father and I went to the supermarket, we saw a man and a woman begging for food on the roadside. We walked around, and Dad sighed: Even beggars have wives. I replied with a smile: he should have a wife before begging.

9. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there are still many days without money, so be strong!

10. I once played poker at home with my sister and my neighbor's friends. The scene was quiet and I suddenly farted loudly. Awkward. They didn't say anything. I want to ease the atmosphere and say, Little Sister, it's your turn (to play cards) ... My sister blushed and said, I can't let it out. ...

1 1. Just got home, my wife whispered, "Are you tired when you come back? Me: I'm a little tired. " She asked again, "Are you hungry? Me: I'm starving! " The wife said softly, "Then take a rest and cook quickly!" "

12. Many people like to travel and share their experiences. I was relieved to see that they had spent all their money to travel. Life has not changed since they came back.

13. Today, my friend invited me to dinner. When I paid the bill, I saw him pay slowly, so I said, why don't I pay? "How dare you!" "Nothing." So I put my hand in his pocket.

14. Why can't 520 be divisible by 3? Because love can't hold a mistress! Wrong, because mistress is inexhaustible!

15. The man accosted a girl on the bus: "You really look like my ex-girlfriend." The woman bowed her head in shame and asked, "Then why did you break up with her?" Man: "I think she is ugly."

16. "What is the experience of being ugly but in good shape?" "Looking back at the country, worrying about the country and the people."

17. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in dark circles and poor skin.

18. I went to work for the first time in my sophomore summer vacation. In a Thai restaurant, the supervisor asked us to put our hands together and tell the customers about Sawadika. I was very nervous when I saw a beautiful woman. I put my hands together and said amitabha.