24 original funny copywriting sentences

1. I want to ask my boyfriend out for dinner on Tanabata. Whose boyfriend won't be beaten?

2. People are divided into three classes, and meat is divided into five flowers and eight layers.

It means that some people are already fat, but pretend not to know.

If one day you want to cry, please call me and let me know that you have today.

I want to be a gardener and plant some trees in your hearts.

Although we don't know each other, you can take money to befriend me.

7. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements. This is me. I'm beautiful.

8. My bag was robbed yesterday, and I am very sad. I cried all night. I really can't figure out where I am worse than my bag.

9. Do you think the word "bye-bye" looks like four strings?

10. Flip a coin. If it breaks, you won't eat midnight snack today.

1 1. My last name is Yang. Because I always want to surpass others, they told me not to think so much.

12. I like losing my hair too much. I think I was a dandelion in my last life. Everyone else is in a sweet relationship. I only have one bald head.

13. Just on the road, a luxury car drove by and splashed me with water. I am very angry! So I secretly vowed that I would be fine if I didn't get angry in the future!

14. Can you send me a dime, lest we have nothing to do in the future?

15. It has been seven months since I got a card in this gym, and my figure has not changed at all. Maybe I should go there myself and see what's wrong.

16. Losing weight will never cross the bridge for you. You will lose weight before you reach the bridge.

17. You can steal my jokes or my words, but if you steal my heart, I will call you baby.

18. On the bus, I saw a very close couple. They are all very young. They should be only 15 years old. This scene reminds me of me when I was 15 years old. I was in the car, watching other couples make out.

19. When someone makes you angry, take a deep breath and count backwards from 10. I'll count to seven and hit him in the throat. He won't think of it.

20. People often say that one bite is not fat, and one bite is not fat.

2 1. As the saying goes, my chin is so beautiful, it's not surprising that I have two.

I can't take off the sun, moon and stars in the sky for you. I can only pick up some empty bottles on the ground to make a living.

23. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.

24. Why are there little fat cows and sheep when eating hot pot, but there are no little fat pigs, because little fat pigs eat little fat cows and sheep around the table.