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Counting the hilarious scenes of elderly blind date

The scene of counting the hilarious names of the elderly blind date is as follows:

1. An old man went on a blind date and the other person asked him, "What are your hobbies?" He replied, "I like playing mahjong." The other party asked again, "What skills do you have in playing mahjong?" He replied, "Oh, I play mahjong so well that I get kicked out every time."

2. When an aunt was on a blind date, the other party asked her, "What do you like to eat?" She replied, "I like vegetarian food." The other party asked, "What do you think of the meat?" She replied, "Oh, I can't get married because I don't like meat."

3. When an uncle was dating, the other person asked him, "Do you like traveling?" He replied, "I don't like traveling, I like exploring." The other party asked again, "What is the most dangerous thing you encountered during your adventure?" He replied, "Oh, I was too careless when I was exploring and fell into the river."

4. An aunt asked her on a blind date, "What clothes do you usually like to wear?" She replied, "I like to wear brightly colored clothes." The other party asked again, "Have you ever worn black clothes?" She replied, "Oh, my son scolded me for wearing black clothes."

5. When an uncle was on a blind date, the other person asked him, "What sports do you usually like to do?" He replied, "I like doing yoga." The other person asked, "What is the highest realm of your yoga?" He replied, "Alas, I practice yoga at such a high level that no one can keep up with my rhythm."

Both parties should generally pay attention to the following points:

1. The date of blind date is usually proposed by the man. After the man communicates with the matchmaker, the matchmaker informs the woman's parents. If the woman's parents have no opinion, set the date, place and participants. The date of blind date is also more particular. Generally speaking, it is auspicious to choose two days of the lunar calendar. Some families even choose auspicious days through divination.

2. Make necessary preparations before and after the blind date. Generally, the man should bring some gifts, not many gifts. It is best to express some ideas, if it can impress other relatives.

On the day of blind date, both men and women should dress neatly as much as possible, so as to win the favor of each other.