The circle of friends is full of copywriting.

1. The boss with whom you talked about money is a good man. Talk to you about ideal capital. TM doesn't want to give you money!

2. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.

If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

4. Idolization. If you can't get him, you might as well chase me. I can get him in a few seconds.

You can ask me for a red envelope on Children's Day, and I can give it to you. However, if you don't send it on Father's Day in a few days, don't blame Dad for turning his face!

6. In the final analysis, women are emotional and have no immunity to all kinds of small animals, such as Bugatti Veyron, Hummer, Jaguar, Land Rover, BMW and, of course, Tmall.

You can't wake up people who don't return your messages, but red envelopes can.

Every time I see someone spitting gum in the toilet, I feel extremely angry. It still tastes when chewed. Why are you vomiting?

9. "Call your parents tomorrow" and "Can my parents not be with my uncle?" "Yes, but I have to come." The next day, I carried my 3-year-old uncle on my back and embarked on the road of no return.

I am a good-natured person. What if one day someone steps on my bottom line? Then I'll lower the bottom line again.

1 1. I like math very much. You only give me the right to write my name!

My favorite month of the year is February, because I only need to be single for 28 days this month.

Thirteen. "What's it like to be with someone you don't like?" "I don't even want to give him half a spicy strip."

14. If you can't find someone for a long time, you should reflect on yourself. Do you ask too much about gender?

15. What's the saddest sentence you've ever heard? Turn around and go home immediately? Our crystal has been attacked.

I can't afford the AA system now. I invented an AAB system. It's you AA, I want to be the b-side.

17. The life of a good-looking person may be a biography, a novel or an essay. And you can only be a joke.

18. Pretend to be a city resident. Now the earth is called a village.

19. Want to get rich overnight? Why don't you stay with me and let's think together. You really have no car or house. But what does it matter? Don't you have a micro signal from my beautiful girl?

2 1. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. Get to know him first, and before long, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

Twenty-two I bought an exquisite little watch, but the time is still so boring.

23. What's the difference between you and a pig? The Great God replied: My mother won't kill me during the Chinese New Year!

24. A guest is dining in a restaurant. He called the restaurant owner and said, why does this roast chicken have chicken feathers? The boss said: this ... this ... this is our anti-counterfeiting sign!