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No. 1 Someone wants to eat Mao Mengxiao! It's not the taste! Mao and Qiqi returned to ancient times, accidentally fell into the Dojo of others' alchemy, and ate the pills that exhausted their efforts! Angry from embarrassment, he wanted to eat Mao Mengxiao with Taoist priests. Fortunately, Gigi took him out of danger. ......

Number two was stabbed dozens of times! Ancient hospitals are even more terrible! Mao felt unwell after taking Dan medicine. Kiki took him to see a doctor, which caused Mao Mengxiao to have 8864 stitches! As a result, the doctor had no choice but to persuade him to learn martial arts. The man with a big mouth followed him, and Gigi helped Mao Mengxiao to make a new suit ... Princess Dylan and the fallen minister Mao went to Mr. Kong to learn martial arts as instructed, but they were punished for having a headache in classical Chinese. At the same time, Shangguan Shuai fell and was seriously injured in the Dylan khanate beyond the Great Wall. The monarch of the Qin Lan tribe saved him with the Soul-shifting Pill, but he lost his memory and was named the Meteor Minister of Qin Lan. The monarchs of Chirong and Wuhuan tribes got the news, and the flying horse broke into the camp. ......

NO.4 The monarch of Qin Lan tribe, Chirong tribe and Wutan tribe is coming to make trouble! After talking, the two men walked away. On Mr. Kong's side, Mao Mengxiao didn't boil the water, but made the room smoky. He simply transformed the stove into biogas as fuel, but I didn't expect too much air mixing to cause an explosion! The angry teacher Kong will teach this self-righteous Miki Sayaka boy a lesson in tomorrow's exam. Mao Mengxiao asked Gigi to help him cheat! The next day, Mr. Kong asked him to recite the complete set of Tao Te Ching. As soon as Mao Mengxiao, who was prepared, opened his mouth, Mr. Kong was confused. ...

NO.5 Mr. Mao vs. Kong, genius may not be able to play well in ancient times. Mao answered all Mr. Kong's questions one by one! Teacher Kong thinks he is frivolous and arrogant, and he is bent on defeating him! He made a pair of ironic couplets: if you don't want to be a pillar, can you still call it materials? Rotten wood is like carving small animals! GIGI system is out of memory, so choose the next link at random: even a fool dares to be a teacher if he is not a master but also a surname Kong! I was so angry that Mr. Kong taught Mao Mengxiao a good lesson! Mao wants to go. He put super pepper in Mr. Kong's food before he left! But Mao made another mistake, all the meatballs and soup were poured into his mouth, and Mao was so angry that his mouth was full of tears ... No.6 big mouth came again! Bite, bite, bite, bite poor Mao Mengxiao! He can't stay any longer, and he is ready to leave at once! Just when he was in a daze, Dazui Road appeared again! Just as his big mouth was about to bite down, Mr. Kong appeared. He fought with his big mouth for Mao!

NO.7 One day outside, Mr. Kong and Dazui Island were locked in a fight! The cunning big-mouthed Taoist made Mr. Kong win the title of one of the three poisons in the world with dangerous tricks. In times of crisis, Kiki suddenly appeared and gave a big mouth a good lesson! In order to find out that Luo in Mr. Kong is not detoxified, Mao and Gigi embarked on the road of finding Four Treasures of the Study in Wulin. ...

Two days after seeing Ge Qiqi again, Mao and Qiqi went to the market together. There, they saw horses, cows and people ... Wait, isn't that Ge Qiqi? ! The two men rushed up excitedly and asked GeQiqi to go with them. Knowing that Ge Qiqi traveled through time and space, her amnesia was more serious, and she actually wanted to give her 5000 taels of silver to buy her off. Just then, a playboy second young master came and bought Ge Qiqi for 5000 taels! Angry Mao and Gigi came to the door of Playboy ... The answer in the flame was that the slaves of Qin Lan tribe were poisoned, and Qin Lan tribe was in chaos. The Lord of Qin Lan raised an altar to the bones. In the flame, the Great Sacrifice saw the omen: according to the divination spell when the princess was born-if she fell from the sky and acted in danger, she would become the king of the world. Therefore, the monarch of Qin Lan, in the name of slaves and beasts of Qin Lan tribe, invited Shangguan Shuai, the degenerate minister of Qin Lan who had turned over his soul, to attend the golden account meeting with the monarch.

The 10 release conference of Tiger Poison Wine Gold Account begins. The Hongrong and Wutan tribes sent fierce slave animals, and they viciously wanted to kill Qin Lan tribe's Qin Lan meteorite minister (that is, Shangguan Shuai) first. The slave animals of Hongrong and Wutan tribe who drank tiger poison wine were wild, which matched the fallen minister of Qin Lan, and the fallen minister of Qin Lan lost to his opponent. At the same time, they feel that some part of their body is collapsing. ...

NO. 1 1 ice flame In the end, the minister of Qin Lan Meteor, inspired by poisonous tiger wine, defeated the slave beasts of the two tribes of Chirong and Wutan with one punch. Two monarchs, Chirong and Utan, saw that the situation was not good and wanted archers to shoot the meteorite minister of Qin Lan, but the arrow was bounced back by the desperate artillery fire of the meteorite minister of Qin Lan, and the Qin Lan tribe returned to destiny. On the other hand, Mao and Gigi came to Ge Qiqi's new "home" in the evening. ...

In issue 12, Wen Waimao and Wu Waimao and GIGI actually saw Ge Qiqi practicing darts! And once again, I saw the second young master who bought it for Ge Qiqi. Ge Qiqi knocked him unconscious, and Mao Mengxiao praised her, but she also received Ge Qiqi's hammer. At this time, the eldest son of this family appeared. However, both sons were poisoned by spicy Shintoism-the eldest son can only say irony ... the eldest son Mao ordered that it be sent to the government. When Gigi was about to talk to these bad guys about "human trafficking", the eldest son said that he would make a deal with Gigi ... The original text of the 13 wedding was crooked and he planned to use Gigi instead of Gigi to deceive his brother! And Ge Qiqi was also ready to faint with Mongolian medicine and left with jewelry ... 14. It turned out that Gigi had planned to take Ge Qiqi away at the banquet, and then go to Shangguan Shuai together ... Gigi came back, and Wu curled up and found that people were wrong, but she was going to make a mistake! But what a skill GIGI is! Wu Qi was solved by force, and Wen Qi was defeated by irritating profound skill. However, GeQiqi seems to be against Mao. ...

15 The True and False Ge Qiqi knocked Mao to the ground with anesthetic and said something that made Mao feel heartache and doubt. It turns out that this is not really GeQiqi, but a princess who looks exactly like GeQiqi secretly ran out to play! Because she looks too much alike, GeQiqi was misunderstood by Kiki, but Mao saw some doorways ... Sure enough, GeQiqi was really misunderstood by the people who went to find the princess, and anyway, in order to avoid punishing the people who found the princess, the kind GeQiqi might make a mistake. ...

NO. 16 Princess Kirin The real Ge Qiqi was mistaken for a princess (in fact, the person who knocked down Mao was). Walking in the imperial garden, she happened to meet a man who was locked in a dungeon (very suspicious! ) I was thirsty from crying, so Ge Qiqi picked up a lotus leaf full of dew and gave it to the weirdo. 17 Millennium nephrite? Being penniless, Mao had to take Kiki to an ancient pawnshop and pawn it as jelly. Unexpectedly, the ancients regarded it as a "Millennium nephrite" and gave it to Mao for 500 taels of silver. Later, I met a "bull hammer" and finally my whereabouts were discovered by a big mouth.

No.65438 +08 Hard as Jade Khan ordered Shangguan Shuai to find her brother. Mao and Gigi came to the river, and a tall man boarded a boat with a long mouth.

In issue 19, Gigi and Mao discovered that the boatman was originally a Gigi with a big mouth, but was thrown into the water by Sanchi, who tried to send Gigi and Mao to the west, but Gigi kicked him away.

At the 20th Wulin Congress, we came to Angie Chiu and Mao, and saw three successful forces again. GIGI kicked the three successful forces to the Wulin Congress. In order to catch up with the time, Kiki privately launched Mao Mengxiao with a rocket and turned herself into a rocket. The hair fell on the "thunder" on the back of a person attending a martial arts conference and suddenly exploded. Just when Mao was furious with GIGI, it was his turn to play! No.265438 +0 A stranger Kirin in a trance happened to meet Shangguan Shuai. She pestered Shangguan Shuai, and Shangguan Shuai couldn't bear it. But because Kirin and GeQiqi look exactly the same, Shangguan Shuai seems to think of something. Shangguan Shuai walked out of the inn and galloped, but Kirin jumped beside Shangguan Shuai, sat down beside him and galloped away together.

No.22 was scared to death before he was killed. Mao went to the stage to have a competition. At this time, Gigi also went to the competition, and Mao's opponent turned out to be an ox hammer! At this time, a girl who claimed to be Murong Xiaohua said: Mao will win (embarrassed). At this time, Mao suddenly thought of what Mao Qilin said (that is, timid), so Mao had an idea.

No.23 Mao won! Mao suddenly attacked, and Murong Xiaohua wanted to learn from Mao. Of course Mao ran away (Kiki won), and Kirin and Shangguan Shuai also went to Shadow Wild Goose Lake. Kirin tells Shangguan Shuai why he wants to escape from the palace (of course, Shangguan Shuai is an audience and didn't say a word ...) Pick a channel on the 24th! Shangguanshuai rode Princess Kirin all the way and happened to pass by Tianxia Town. Princess Kirin asked to stop to watch the Wulin Congress and told Shangguan Shuai that she might get useful news. At this time, Gigi's opponent was an old man who was called "poison rain heartless" in the Jianghu. Gigi defeated him in the 0.5-second civil war when the old man threw a needle (GGI moved to the stage). Shangguan Shuai broke into the house by force (Princess Kirin's idea), and Princess Kirin made a deal with Shangguan Shuai. At this time, the seventh challenge of Wulin Congress officially began. On the 25th, my unknown Shangguan Shuaiyue went to the seventh stage and said, "Sorry, I chose this stage." However, according to the regulations, those who choose Taiwan must be one enemy and two. While Shangguan Shuai drew his sword, some images in his memory overlapped with reality, but Shangguan Shuai didn't care so much. He drew his sword and pushed it! Defeated two people in one fell swoop, then signed up and participated in the Wulin conference. Taoist with a big mouth and Taoist with a big mouth fought against the nameless heart (ghost feather heart) at the same time, but they were quickly defeated by the nameless heart. After the nameless heart left its name, the audience commented a lot. Mao's fight against it has also begun. His opponent is the three successes of spicy Shinto. Mao used his latest sesame candy to buy time, but when Sam succeeded in knowing that it was candy, he was sure that Mao would die.

NO.26 the best way to deal with sesame candy is to eat it, because sesame candy is tied tightly. I thought I could eat sesame candy. Mao took out the mosquito-repellent incense that scared you to death in a panic, and the smoke of mosquito-repellent incense turned into a huge ghost, which startled Sancheng. Just when San Chenggong was ready to give up, the smoke suddenly dispersed and Mao blew San Chenggong off the stage with yeast mushrooms. Everyone in the audience threw rubbish, saying that they could win a game with martial arts, but Mr. Murong Xiaohua thought it was called keeping secrets and insisted on worshipping Mao as a teacher. Mao had to agree. On the 27th, Princess Kirin knew that Shangguan Shuai's next opponent was the nameless heart, and took Shangguan Shuai to see the nameless heart, saying that her martial arts were shocking. She once singled out 3,000 guards and 300 masters, and caught them all and taught Kirin martial arts. Ghost feather heart saw the nameless heart (ghost feather heart) and went to attack. Shangguan Shuai doesn't know her anymore, so he calls her nobody. Ghost feather was shocked after hearing this: "Let's do this. I can't compare with a machine in your heart at all ... "She challenged Shangguan Shuai and Shangguan Shuai accepted. What will their duel look like? ...

No.28 hanyu jiaolong

No.29 can't understand people.

GIGI, 30, wake up!

365438 +0 biochemical witch appears!

No.32 Kirin who loves to lie

Day 33, Rhea! !

The lost illusion of number 34

No.35 the secret of the deep earth

Blackmail no.36

Is there really no way out on the 37 th?

How nice it is to be like this forever on the 38 th

Number 39 caught you.

40 former employees of Shangguan Group

465438 +0 biochemical witch is out!