Marte the not smart's spoof tradition

Blizzard attaches great importance to the entertainment design of its game products. The most attractive thing is that they can write anyone or anything in reality (including other games of Blizzard) into the game to spoof. Let's introduce the spoof list of World of Warcraft.

1, retired hero old man: Talk to MM, a fisherman on the coast of Zoram, and she will let you go to the treasure to find someone to learn advanced skills. Actually, NPC's name is Hemingway ... and he wrote a book called Cod and You, which is really speechless.

2. Nomoregan's card (last card): Sal and Jana are sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G~ I remember there is a saying in the card, such as "If you can understand this, you are too close to the card", and I saw it at that time. ...

When bad luck became king, he talked with his minions. One of the ogres said, "I'm smart. I know that two plus two equals five. "

4. In the battlefield of autran, if a tribal player escapes from the room of Balinda Si Tong hoels, an outpost officer of the Alliance, NPC will shout out the following words: Do you want to fight me? Then bring it on, oh no, bring the sheep (wolf)!

5. One task is to take pictures of turtles. In the picture, the tortoise grinned and there was a line below: That guy is really photogenic!

6. Next to the keeper of the dark bat, a man who cleans bat droppings told me that he was often laughed at by those hateful bats and asked me to help him find a treasure ... give him the box, and then I saw him smile: This is really a great broom!

7. Stansom's postman boss's name is "Malone", and anyone who knows the NBA will laugh. He will also drop a hammer called "Malone's elbow", which reminds people of the bloody XX hit by Malone's elbow. .....

There are also many fans of Blizzard NBA, such as Jordan's staff.

8. dog trainer in the bloody monastery is closed! Let the dog go! I don't know how to translate English ... This is a characteristic of China. ....

9. You can see ghosts equipped with something congenial on Kyle Darron Island (that is, the island where the Psychic Institute is located), and you can also talk to them and learn that they are busy welcoming Wuseer's visit. I wonder if Wother will really go. If so, I will also visit his old man's house.

10, cannibalism recipe

(1) Find one or eight people.

(2) Hit people hard

(3) continue to hit people

(4) throwing people into the fire

(5) cannibalism

......

1 1. roadblocks were set up in the unopened area of mount hyjal, which made people confused about the age. Passing through the barricade, I found a group of NPCs wearing suits, jackets and jeans wearing makeup, and some NPCs on the set, which reminded me of The Truman Show.

12, friends who have been to the abyss don't know if there was the Emperor's New Clothes when they killed the emperor. After you equip this cloak, you will find nothing, that is, there is no cloak to show. I'm depressed. I doubt if there is a problem, but I show that the hook in front of the cloak is also selected! Haha, later I looked at the name of this thing, the emperor's new clothes. Hehe, do you still remember a fairy tale by Danish fairy tale master Andersen: the emperor's new clothes? ...

13. If a person dies in a barren land, don't hurry to walk around the cross in the resurrection area. You will find a tombstone on a hillside, which was erected by Blizzard for a colleague who died while developing wow.

14. I don't understand the raptors' task of stealing cross coins. What do some animals need a pile of money for? ......

Because there is a movie in Hollywood called Kangaroos for Money ... There are no kangaroos in WOW ... Raptors are very similar. ...

15, and the redemption of Xie Shenke ... I believe many people have seen the movie The Shawshank Redemption, right?

16, those black dragon orcs in Blackstone Tower are gambling, if you listen carefully. ......

17, if you look for small animals that are not aggressive, you will get broken fur, but if you peel sheep, you will only get hair. Don't the sheep in WOW have skins?

18, thieves who like to steal things can get more pranks from Blizzard, such as scratching, toy balls, dirty handkerchiefs and broken pocket watches. ...

19. Play black iron in the scorching valley, so that the dwarves can get the key of 1 and find the toilet somewhere on the map. One of the dwarfs will say that he didn't bring toilet paper, and it's really extravagant to ask you to give him 20 pieces of silk.

20. The sea giant in Fielas will fart and turn into bubbles. The giant will turn around and pop the bubbles, and then dance happily. ......

2 1. Look at the screen of the goblin robot, and then play StarCraft. I believe your first second feeling is spitting rice.

22. Find any tree that has been sawed down, and there is a smiling face at the incision.

23. On the way to STSM to kill the mayor, you will see many ghosts walking around. They are all passive. It is estimated that people working in the group are the most annoying. If you say hello to them, they will tell you ... a ghost is waving at you, so cold ~ ~ ~

24. Nomoregan has a task, which is to let you collect the radioactive dust of the ooze monster. It's funny when handing in the task. Dwarf A got radioactive dust and couldn't wait to do the experiment. Shorty B next to him said, "This thing doesn't look very safe ..." Just after that, with a bang, Shorty A turned into a gorilla, and I smiled on the spot. I was about to leave when another man came to hand in the task. The next conversation was the same, and everyone was blown over with a bang (even the passerby was not spared) ...

25. At STSM, I flirted with a female ghost citizen and was beaten by it.

26. There is a task in the crater to protect a goblin from returning to the camp. The goblin is trapped in the flaming mountain and has a little heatstroke. After a walk, he will faint. When he fainted, he would take a kettle and sprinkle some water on him. The way that guy fainted is really funny.

27. It is said that there are a pair of profiteers in Shuangta Mountain. One deceives people by sending them to the foot of the mountain to see the scenery for free. There is no road at the top of the mountain, and the other sells parachutes on the mountain.

28. Skinning Many animals have a thin layer of skin. The key is to click on this skin, and there is a note "Of course thinness is relative" ... and: purple aquatic mushroom Note: Eat me if you dare. Fishing caught the skull of a coachman ~ note: it seems that someone doesn't like him.

29. There is a set of tarot cards that says: Never eat beef in front of the tauren. ...

30. Last time I was bored, I decided to swim to menethil Port (even D) from the west to see what was interesting on the way. Sure enough, I saw a small house in a place on the road, but it was difficult to get ashore. I walked for a long time before I went up, and I saw a street sign: novice stop ~ ~ ~ ~ sweating ~ ~

3 1. Players who have nothing to do in Dalaran sewer will definitely find a mouse and four turtles next to a pipe. Yes, that's Teenage Ninja Turtles and their teacher. ...