An interesting copy of a classic, with a punch line.

1. I am a very emotional person. When my feelings are lost, I find that I am a very heavy person!

It's good to be a star. Don't catch your husband cheating. The whole country will help you catch it.

The knives and forks used by foreigners to eat are simply weak, or our ancestors had the foresight to eat with chopsticks, so that we can free up one hand to play with our mobile phones when eating.

4. Have you found that Tang Priest is actually quite sexy? If you meet an ugly person, you are called a benefactor; if you meet a beautiful person, you are called a bodhisattva.

5. "What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood?" "We will help you collect the lucky money first."

6. Once I went to the street, I dropped my mobile phone and dropped some coins. Someone next to him said, look at this mobile phone, the phone bill has dropped. ...

It's windy outside today, and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.

I received a short message yesterday asking me to remit money to an account of Agricultural Bank of China. I replied: Don't worry, I'll burn it for you right away!

9. Two people who look like pigs have sex, but they are jealous of each other every day, fearing that the other person will be taken away by the opposite sex. This is called true love!

10. I find that ugly people have priority to speak, because we often hear people say, "My ugly words come first."

1 1. "What if your opponent falls into the water?" "I can jump." "So you are so kind." "No, I want to swim in front of her!"

12. Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

13. Teacher: "Can anyone come up with the slogan of caring for grass?" Xiao Ming: "Today you step on my head, and tomorrow I will grow on your grave!" " "

14. I really don't understand that those who only turn what they eat into shit are qualified to laugh at those who turn what they eat into meat.

15. Every New Year, there are always one or two elders who like to bring out your unforgettable past to make everyone happy!

16. It is said that in this life, people will eat about nine tons of food, and whoever eats first will go first ... Suddenly, they feel that life is short!

17. A buddy asked me, what's the reason for being out for so long? I thought about it and answered: I am 20 years old!

18. My friend is very frugal, and he is reluctant to throw anything away. One winter I went to his house to play and saw him taking a bath with cold water. I said, what's wrong with you? How to take a bath with cold water in such a cold day? As a result, this product said something that I will never forget: there are still two boxes of cold medicine at home, and it will expire if I don't take it.

19. "You are the sun in my heart!" "Oh, really? What an honor. Why do you say that? " "People can't look straight!"

20. I once went to buy breakfast and found that my usually unsmiling boss was also waiting in line. I was very nervous. After greeting, I said to the chef, "Master, please give me a steamed stuffed bun and two breasts!" " For the first time in two years, I heard the boss laugh so loudly.

2 1. The heaviest topic among men is talking about their wives, while the easiest topic is talking about other people's wives.

22. Do you know why I go to see my aunt dancing in the square dance when I am free? Because after getting acquainted with menstruation, menstruation would ask: Does the young man have a girlfriend? If not, aunt will introduce you to one. I was deeply shocked by my wisdom.

23. A friend is flying, leaning against the window, bored, knocking on the cabin again and again. A child behind said angrily, "Mom, that brother is masturbating!" " "The people around you are laughing, and that friend even has the determination to jump off the plane!

24. I have always felt that I am a poor second generation. Until one day, my father suddenly said to me, "son, you are wrong to think so." In fact, you are not a poor second generation! " "I was ecstatic and thought," I knew my dad was not such a simple person! " "Then I saw my father light a cigarette and said earnestly," Our family is poor 18 generations! "