Which of the following is true?

One pair of underwear wears inside and the other wears outside.

14 How many words are there in Xinhua Dictionary? Answer:

four

15 throwing stones with eggs, why didn't the eggs break? Answer:

How to break eggs when throwing stones with your left hand?

16 iron will rust outside, but what about gold? Answer:

Will be stolen

17 Do you have a double-sided box? Answer:

Yes! Internal and external training.

18 What's the best way to cheat? Answer:

magician

Light light blue is not sick, but her mouth is open and closed all night? Answer:

She eats melon seeds.

There is a fire in the room, so Xiao Ming can't open the door. How did he get out later? Answer:

Push the door open.

2 1 which tooth grew last? Answer:

false tooth

Why does a newborn child only have one left eye? Answer:

People only have one left eye.

What is better to turn a blind eye? Answer:

shoot

Who only works one day a year? Answer:

the Santa Claus

When did you see the biggest moon? Answer:

When landing on the moon

What is the secret of 26 people's longevity? Answer:

Keep breathing, don't die.

There is a big and thick book in front of a person, but he can't cross it if he wants to. Do you know why? Answer:

Because the book is in the corner.

What word is universal? Answer:

Arabic numerals

A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? Answer:

Because they are mother and son.

Mr. Li went to the 16 floor for business, only to take the elevator to the 14 floor and then take the stairs. Why? Answer:

Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on floor 16.

Manager 3 1 can't cook, but there is a dish that is particularly good at. What is this? Answer:

Fire sb.

It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from south to north, but it takes two and a half hours to fly from north to south. Why? Answer:

Isn't two and a half hours an hour?

There is a man walking on the beach, but he can't see his footprints when he looks back. Why? Answer:

Because he walked backwards.

What if the needle falls into the sea? Answer:

Buy another one.

What is the elephant's left ear like? Answer:

auris dextra

Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse? Answer:

Run to catch mice

Xiaoming's mother has three sons. The eldest son is Daming, the second is Erming, and the third is what's his name? Answer:

Xiaoming, of course.

There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day, the guard opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside? Answer:

The name of the fugitive is "all"

A man is walking on a wooden bridge. A tiger came in front of him and a bear came behind him. How did this man get there? Answer:

What should I do if I lose my ID card? Answer:

pick up

23456789 Answer: Lack of clothes (1) Eat less (10).

There is a man standing at the door. Answer: Flash.

It is 1. 1 meter long and floats in Nanyang. There is a man in Nanyang, only one inch long. A: Fu.

One person can't do it, a group of people can't do it, and two people can do it just right. What's the secret? Answer: whisper

Flying is not a bird, like a mouse, not a mouse. Hide in the dark during the day and catch pests at night. Answer: bats

Top hair, bottom hair, a black grape in the middle. Answer: eyes

Are silkworm ants ants ants or silkworms? Answer: Silkworm.

An empty child in the middle of three walls replied, horse

Old Zhan keeps a dog and never washes it. Why don't dogs get fleas? Answer 2: Why are the two children just right? Answer: Because there are three kinds of unfilial.

Why do babies cry when they are born? Answer: Because he saw that the nurse's aunt was so beautiful, he was like sugar instead of sugar, so he couldn't taste it with his mouth. He helped you correct the typo and went back and forth on the paper. Answer: Eraser

There are two identical twin brothers. Brother has a mole on his ass, but brother doesn't. But even if twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. who is it? Answer: themselves.

There is a lettering gentleman, and the price list he hangs is written like this: carve the four corners of "official script"; Carve "Song Style Imitation" at 6 corners and "Your Seal" at 8 corners; Engrave your lover's seal 12 yuan. Then what is the unit price of his lettering? Answer: 20 cents per word

A person has three hairs, why should he cut off one? Answer: He wants to be Sanmao's brother.

Mr. Hua has a skill that people who see him will automatically put their palms up. Old Man Mei, that's how you went to the hospital for examination. The doctor told him to relax. What happened to him? Answer: beans and corn

Why do two handsome guys fight over a woman who looks like a dinosaur? Answer: I want to marry her.

For more than a year, why can't the money be saved? Answer: Because I get fired every year.

Five brothers live together, with different names and different heights. Answer: Fingers

The doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half hour. How long will it take to complete? A: One hour.

0025— Interference Answer: Steps

0026— What's the name of driving around the river when you are bored? Answer: white flower oil

0027— What should the employer wear in case of labor dispute? Answer: bulletproof vest

0028— Who are Cinderella's parents? Answer: Snow White and Bao Gong.

0029— On the way, it did a somersault, and then it did it again (guess the four-word idiom). Answer: Three somersaults twice.

0030 —— Magic soap made of pig liver and bear bile (guess 4-word idiom) Answer: treating each other with the same heart (soap)

0031-Why do some people like reading comics? Answer: boring.

0032— What will a man and a woman become? Answer: Two people.

0033— What are the similarities between what two women said and what a thousand ducks said? Answer: Nonsense (chicken)

0034— Why is there a hole in the ground after DrJ did 10 push-ups? Answer: Because he does push-ups with one hand.

0035— Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies? Answer: Because it hurts to stand and watch your feet.

0036— What books can't be bought? Answer: suicide note

0037— What mouse likes to be clean? Answer: environmental protection department

0038— What is the English name of Ah-Pi Po? Answer: A- people

0039— What can you never catch with your right hand? Answer: right hand

0040— What is the most important thing besides the admission ticket when taking the joint exam? Answer: Remember to get up.

0041-Mark's father is in the city library (four-word idiom) Answer: an old horse that knows the way.

0042- Cleisthenes cows stop barking after swimming in the water (four-word idiom) Answer: courage without strategy (Cleisthenes).

0043-Wheat was stolen on both sides (four-word idiom) Answer: Everything was stolen (stolen).

0044- This letter is made of two eggs (four-word idiom) Answer: swear (eggs)

0045— This ice looks like aluminum foil. Answer: Walking on thin (aluminum) ice.

0046— How can a tiger tied with a rope of 10 meter eat grass 20 meters away? Answer: Tiger ... Don't eat grass.

0047— This thing looks like an electric light on the left and an electric light on the right, just like an electric light. But it just doesn't work. What is this? Answer: The light is broken.

Heaven knows what I know (name one city and one county in Fujian) Answer: Sanming.

A bright moon over the capital (type) answer: inflation.

What kind of water do people need when they are not hungry? Answer: salary

Why is sea water salty? Answer: The fish shed too many tears.

Why does Alfred always wait for the teacher to start work before listening to the teacher? Answer: He is deaf.

What happens to people who enter the eyes of money? Answer: eventually you will die.

Lao Wang is over half a year old. Why does he always revolve around women? Answer: Lao Wang sells cosmetics.

Is there any way to make people stop drinking water? Answer: change the name of water.

Fifty cents for a catty of cabbage and sixty cents for a catty of radish. How much is that catty of ribs? Answer: One or two equals ten yuan a catty, 100 yuan.

0057-A female prisoner was arrested at the police station and kept in a heavily guarded cell alone. The next morning, there was one more person in the cell, and no outsiders could enter! Why is this? A: This is a pregnant female prisoner who gave birth to a baby boy.

0058— Jane can't do any housework and she has a bad temper. Why are her parents urging her to get married? A: Its purpose is to blame others.

0059— There are leaks everywhere in the room, but no one will get wet. Why? Answer: empty house

0060— Who can make a living with his mouth open and his clothes stretched out? Answer: Baby

006 1- Take off the red robe, a white fat man and a black mariko. Hit a plant? Answer: litchi

0062— A taxi was driving normally on the expressway, but it didn't violate any traffic rules, but it was stopped by the police. Why? Answer: The police took a taxi.

0063- There's a website where everyone who goes online must go first (wwwhang 123com). Why answer: Everyone can have their own love.

0064— How many duck eggs are there in a dozen? Answer: it's all gone, it's broken.

0065— How do people with head injuries sleep? Answer: sleep with your eyes closed

0066— Why does it get cold after death? Answer: Peace of mind is natural and cool.

0067— Why do modern people like to dig their ears more and more? Answer: There are more and more people who love swearing.

0068— How to distinguish friendship from love? Answer: Friendship appears during the day and love appears at night.

0069— I can't eat grapes, and I don't say sour grapes. Why? Answer: I understand.

0070- 10 million. Why? Answer: Ask whatever you want.

007 1- When will we willingly put out the flame of our lives? Answer: Before cutting the birthday cake.

0072— Three prisoners were sentenced by the judge, and the judge said that the left and right two were not guilty. Why? Answer: Guan Zhong

0073— What do China people say? Answer: China people.

0074— There are two places on the earth. Yesterday can be today, and today can be tomorrow. Where is that place? Answer: South Pole and North Pole.

0075— Kay was driving, but he never reached his destination. Why? Answer: The car is driving backwards.

0076— Fangfang eats beef noodles, but doesn't see beef? Answer: She ate beef instant noodles.

0077— Daming is fluent in English, but foreigners can't understand what he says? Answer: The tortoise hit its head into the water.

0078— Mr. Lu just finished cutting his hair and asked the barber to cut it "in the middle". The barber said he couldn't do it. Why? Answer: His hair is very strange.

0079— What's the first thing Santa puts in his socks on Christmas Eve? Answer: feet

0080— Where can I buy stamps? Answer: India

0081-There are twenty ripe apples on the apple tree, half of which are blown off by the wind and then picked by the fruit farmers. How many apples are there on the tree? Answer: 5

0082— How long does it take to write from ten thousand to ten thousand? Answer: 5 seconds at most. 10000.

0083— Why is the word "difficult" not in Napoleon's dictionary? Answer: His dictionary is in French.

0084— Which idiom is a monk playing an umbrella? Answer: No offense.

0085— What flowers are visible but can't be caught? Answer: splash and fireworks

0086— Which train has the fewest carriages? Answer: fire truck

0087— What is it that people admire, but don't want to see the answer: God?

0088— What do fat girls say when they are sick and most afraid of being visited by others? Answer: Take care.

0089— What is the earliest surname of China people? Good last name. "The beginning of life is essentially good."

0090— Why did a robust duck drown in the river? Answer: I can't think of suicide.

0091-Once upon a time, what was the gold all over the mountain? Answer: San Francisco

0092— Iron will rust if left outside, but what about gold? Answer:No..

0093— The farmer raised 10 cows, why only 19 horns? Answer: One of them is a rhinoceros.

0094— Xiaoming's father has only been an official once, and only for a few days. But because he became an official that time, he had to pay for it every day. What kind of official did he become? Answer: groom.

0095— When is the best time to raise your hand? A: When someone points a pistol at your head.

0096— Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken. Instead of taking the stairs, he went up to the fifth floor to go home. Is this possible? Answer: Mom carried him upstairs.

0097— An apple minus an apple, guess a word. Answer: 0

0098— Three Gold "Xin", Three Water "Miao" and Three People "Zhong". So what should the three ghosts be called? Help!

0099— Where the sea does not produce fish Answer: Cihai.

0 100— Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? Answer: March 30th every year.

Brainstorm ==003

0101-There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? Answer: Little tiger.

0 102— Monkeys can break a corn every minute. In the orchard, a monkey can break several corns in five minutes. Answer: No.

0 103— Xiaohong has 10 copper coins in his pocket, but they are all dropped. What answer is left in Xiaohong's pocket? There's another hole.

0 104- What is higher than the sky? Answer: The heart is higher than the sky.

0 105- What is the most valuable thing lost? Answer: satellite.

0 106— It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? Answer: Three minutes.

0 107— What does it matter that a great man and a big lion were born on the same day? Answer: it doesn't matter

0 108— Who is the alcoholic? Answer: People who claim that they are not drunk.

0109 —— Where is the safest place when the earth explodes Answer: the ground monkey.

0 1 10- which dress is the most durable? Answer: the one I don't like the most.

0 1 1 1- What became of Louis XIV's son after he was beheaded? Answer: orphans

0 1 12- What things in the world are not priced? Answer: family.

0 1 13— Xiaoyun and Ahua are married. Why are they still secretly dating? Answer: They are dating someone else.

0 1 14- Where can a person be big or small? Answer: My heart.

0 1 15— A year ago, 1 month/day, everyone was doing something very important. Do you remember what it is? Answer: Everyone is breathing.

0 1 16— Why does Xiao Wang always keep a posture when running? Answer: Because he is in the photo.

0 1 17— The left side looks like an electric fan, and the right side looks like an electric fan. Although it looks like an electric fan, it just doesn't turn. What is this? Answer: the electric fan with power failure.

0 1 18— Under what circumstances will everyone take the initiative to play the spirit of going through fire and water? Answer: When eating hot pot.

0 1 19— Three people use three buckets of water for three days, and nine people use several buckets of water for nine days. Answer: Nine.

Why does a person often jump from a place ten meters high without any safety devices? Answer: Divers.

Xiao Wang often socializes because of his work. Although he comes home early every day, his wife still complains constantly. Why? Answer: He goes home early every morning.

Why does it take only three minutes for a snail to climb from Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region to Hainan Province? Answer: It climbs on the map.

A man who can't swim fell into the water, but didn't drown. Why answer: wearing a life jacket?

Shortly after the car accident, the first police arrived at the scene. They found the driver intact, and the overturned car was covered with blood inside and outside, but they didn't see the dead or the injured. This is a deserted place. What is the answer? Because this is a blood donation car.

0 125— What kind of people want to have as many children as possible? Answer: Children's products are highly manufactured.

0 126— What is the last thing a person does before he dies? Answer: Take your last breath.

0 127— Why is Zhuge Liang willing to meet Liu Bei only after he has been to the shanzhai? Answer: because I didn't bring a gift for the first two times.

0 128— Xiao Wang said that when the sun and the moon are together forever, he will travel. Is this possible? Answer: It may be tomorrow.

0 129— In ancient times, there was no clock. Someone raised a flock of chickens, but it was dawn, and no one announced it for him. Why is this? Answer: He keeps a flock of hens.

0 130— Lao Zhang is a famous boxer. Why did he put on boxing gloves three times and let his opponent knock off the stage twice? A: He is a master of wine and boxing.

0131-The Far East Department Store was robbed, and the police immediately blocked all the exits, but why did the thief escape? Why? Answer: thieves can escape from the entrance.

0 132— You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one person can do it, and two people can't do it together. What's the answer: dreaming.

0 133— Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famous gluttonous boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first? Answer: nothing.

0 134— After dinner, my wife asked her husband for matches, and he politely took out a brand-name lighter, but her wife glared at him. Why? Answer: How to pick your teeth with a lighter?

0 135— What is the thing that will never end? Answer: Question.

0 136- What is the cleanest "ball" in the world? Answer: sanitary ball

0 137— Who is your favorite person? Answer: myself.

0138-An unarmed man got into the lion's cage. Why is it so peaceful? Answer: The lion cage is empty.

0 139— What attracts thieves more than gold? Answer: beauty.

0 140— Why did Mr. Chen get a heavy sentence for buying genuine medicine instead of fake medicine? A: He smuggled arms.

0 14 1- A sea without a drop of water. What sea is it? Answer: Cihai

0 142— Why have you only read "novels" and never read "big stories"? Answer: Because Dashuo is dead.

0 143— The printing methods of the new banknotes are different. Why? A: The numbers are different.

0 144— There is one kind of cowhide that is most easily punctured. What kind of cowhide is that? Answer: brag

0 145— What do blacks have to worry about? Answer: tanning

0 146— One fell on his back, one fell on his back, one was miserable, and the other was happy. What are you doing? Answer: the cat catches the mouse.

0 147— Where is the source of the Yellow River? A: In the sky, how does the water of the Yellow River move out of the sky?

0 148— What is the success of a poseur? Answer: Just fill in the blanks.

0 149— What kind of home do you live in and can go to work without leaving home? Answer: country

0 150- What kind of river will people never cross? Answer: Galaxy

Brainstorm ==004

0151-What will the water seller think when he sees this river? Answer: These are all money.

0 152— What occupation makes people change their minds repeatedly in a short time? Answer: Instructors line up.

0153-A tramp who has been wandering for more than 50 years suddenly stopped wandering one day. Why? A: He is dead.

Old Wang Tiantian lost his hair and everything was over. There is only one way to make him never lose his hair. What can we do? Answer: Shave.

0 155— What animal has four feet in the sky, two feet on the ground and three feet in the water? Answer: monsters.

0 156— It costs 2 14 yuan 56 points to buy a pair of high-grade women's leather shoes. How much does it cost to buy one? Answer: One is not for sale.

0157 —— A 500,000-ton oil tanker sank. What first surfaced? Answer: air.

0 158— Why is Rodin's sculpture The Thinker naked? Answer: He wants to look good in that dress.

0 159— After something is broken, even the most sophisticated instrument can't find the crack? Answer: feelings.

0 160— What can only be done with one hand? Answer: cut your nails.

0 16 1- What house is on fire, but no one runs out? Answer: mortuary.

0 162— The house is dirty and messy. How can I clean it up in the shortest time? A: Close your eyes, out of sight is clean.

0 163- Where can I risk my life? Answer: Hospital.

0 164— In the cloth shop, you can't buy any cloth. Answer: Songzan Ganbu.

0 165— What can't be magnified with a magnifying glass? Answer: Angle.

0 166— What will happen to the fans if the girl idol unfortunately becomes a vegetarian because of a car accident? Answer: awesome.

0 167—— She became a mother before giving birth to a child or raising a child, and before claiming adopted sons and daughters. Who is this? Answer: the groom.

0 168 —— Is the story of Alibaba and the Forty Thieves an oriental nightmare or a western nightmare? A: None of them are fables.

0 169- What color are the teeth of black and white babies? Answer: The baby has no teeth yet.

0 170— Why can Lao Wang's horses eat Lao Zhang's elephants Answer: Because they are playing chess.

0 17 1- Why do women get married when they wear high heels? Answer: Because wearing high heels is slow, it is easy for men to catch up.

0 172— Lao Gao walked ten kilometers by bike, but the surrounding scenery never changed. Why answer: He rides an indoor exercise bike.

0 173— Six-year-old Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? Answer: Mom asked Dad to repair Xiaoming.

0 174— What kind of people are most likely to go to extremes? Answer: Eskimos.

0 175- Wolf is coming-Guess the name of a fruit: carambola.

0 176—— Why do police wear white belts? Answer: pants will fall off if you don't bring them.

0 177— What is the highest mountain in the world? Answer: Peak.

0 178— How many faces does a circle have? A: Two sides, one outside and one inside.

0 179— Why invite people to dinner when getting married or having a funeral? Answer: announce that there is one more person in the family to eat, and then announce that there is one less person in the family to eat.

0 180— How to make the equation X+I=IX hold in the simplest way? Answer: 1+X

0181-this word is not difficult to guess. Confucius guessed for three days. What is this? Answer: Crystal.

When is 0 182—4-3 = 5? A: When the calculation is wrong.

0 183— Why do snakes peel? Answer: Because the skin itches.

0 184— Why is there a podium in the classroom? Answer: Improve the status of teachers.

0 185— Why can't the sky cannon shoot the stars? Answer: Because the stars will shine.

0186-This word is not difficult to guess, and it is inseparable. What is the word, please? Answer: Noodles.

0 187— What should I do if I find that I have no money after eating in a restaurant? Answer: Credit card or credit.

0 188- beauty contest-guess a country name answer: Israel

0 189— Can a blue pen write scarlet letters? Answer: Of course, you can write in scarlet letters.

0 190- What is the largest organ in the human body? Answer: bold and bold.

0191-How many seconds does it take for the wall clock to strike six times and 12? Answer: 66 seconds

How many letters are there in English? Answer: No letters are in Chinese.

0 193— Lao Wang has had worm teeth since he was nine years old. Why does he still have his teeth when he is 90 years old? Answer: The worm has been replaced.

0 194— Why are fat people more afraid of the sun than thin people? Answer: The area of the sun is relatively large.

0 195— What can I borrow without returning the answer: Excuse me.

0 196— The plane that just took off suddenly smoked and fell to the ground. Why is no one hurt? Answer: Everyone is dead.

0197-When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in. A: When going to the toilet.

0 198—— What happened after Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai became a pair of butterflies in Fly with Me? Answer: They gave birth to a bunch of caterpillars.

0 199— What can die many times, and the time of each death usually does not exceed 1 minute? Answer: collapse.

0200-A, B and C parachuted. A and B brought umbrellas, but C didn't. But later, C was fine, and A and B were busy. Why? A: Party A and Party B hold a funeral for Party C..

Brainstorm ==005

020 1- Is there anything in the world that carries people at a speed close to 2000 km/h without refueling or other fuels? Answer: the earth.

0202-The exam is a judgment question. Xiaohua rolls the dice to decide the answer, but there are 20 questions. Why did he throw it 40 times? Answer: He wants to check it again.

0203- A ruler with a length of 1 1 cm can be used to measure the length of any integer cm between 1 and1cm? If possible, which scales should be engraved? Answer: Yes. The scale can be located at 2, 7 and 8.

0204— Where can't you find such a cheap residence in the world? Answer: cells

0205— If a nuclear war breaks out, which two places do you think will be overcrowded? Answer: earth monkeys and heaven

0206— What wastes one third of a person's life? Answer: bed

0207— What horse can't run? Answer: Trojan horse

0208— Who is that nosy guy who walks around the street all day? Answer: traffic police

0209— Why are more and more people getting divorced? Answer: Because more and more people are getting married.

02 10— If you don't have rabies, what's the first thing you should do? Answer: Make a list of enemies.

0211-Why do some people say that the fairest thing in the world is "conscience"? Answer: Have you ever said that someone said that they have no conscience?

02 12— Do you know how long a person's calf should be? Answer: It should be long enough to touch the ground.

02 13— You have a ship with 15 crew, 60 passengers and 300 tons of cargo. Can you work out the age of the shipowner according to the above tips? Answer: Do you still need to calculate the age of the shipowner?

02 14— Xiao Wang rented a house in the urban area. The lease says that if he accidentally causes a fire and burns the house down, he must pay 3 million yuan. Xiao Wang not only didn't object, but even took the initiative to fill in an extra zero. Why? Answer: I can't afford it anyway.

02 15— You haven't spoken for a year and a half. What have you been doing these days? Answer: I was born crying.

02 16- There is an activity that can accurately tell you that beauty is not born, but expressed in various ways. What kind of activity is this? Answer: beauty pageant

0217 —— How to distinguish the southeast from the northwest? Answer: Very simple. Garton

02 18— under what circumstances, someone pushes in front of the car and then pulls, but the car will still move forward? Answer: When going downhill.

02 19— There are three children guessing, one is scissors, the other is stone, and the other is cloth. How many fingers do these three people have? Answer: sixty

0220— I often take my dog for a morning run, which makes me and him sweat profusely. Why? Answer: Have you ever seen a dog sweating?

0221-Jingjing broke the high jump record at once. How did she do it? Answer: She walked under the telephone pole.

0222— What can't you see when you hold your nose? Answer: Your own nose, of course.

0223— What can lie on a pillow every day and work for a lifetime? Answer: Railway.

0224- One thing can hold 50 kilograms of oak, but it can't hold 50 kilograms of sand. Do you know what this is? Answer: water.

0225— The bookworm bought a book and his mother found it in the washbasin the next day. Why? Answer: He thinks that book is too boring.

0226— Xiao Pang fell asleep in the taxi coming home from the library. Suddenly he woke up and found that the driver in the front seat had disappeared, but the car was still moving forward. Why? Answer: The car broke down and the driver pushed the car behind.

There are six oranges in the plastic bag. How to divide the three children, and there are two oranges in the plastic bag? Answer: Of course, one person has two oranges, but one is given to him in a plastic bag.

0228— Aunt Wang has three sons, each of whom has a sister and a younger sister. How many children does Aunt Wang have? Answer: Five.

0229— Thieves stole all the gold, silver and jewels of some wealthy families nearby. Why didn't the only rich man who didn't have anti-theft equipment or security personnel patronize? Answer: His own home.

0230-A guy was wearing a cotton-padded jacket and shorts, holding an iced coke in his left hand and hot coffee in his right. He sits by the fire every day, but the air conditioner is on. Who is he? Answer: mental derangement.

0231-Dad asked Xiaoming to recite The Analects of Confucius, and he finished the whole book in one minute. Is Xiaoming a genius? Answer: Not because he only recited the Analects of Confucius.

0232— Old Gu's family was robbed and suffered heavy losses. But when the police informed him that the case was solved, Gu sent solatium to see the thief. Why? Answer: He wants to ask the secret of how to go home in the middle of the night without waking his wife.

0233—— The monitor told the rookie that it would take five seconds to throw out the Grenade after it was secured. The rookie acted according to the monitor's instructions, but he was still killed. Why? Answer: Because the rookie has a stutter.

0234— What tiger is scary but doesn't eat people? Answer: Gecko

0235— The phone rang loudly, but Obana's brother didn't answer the phone. What happened? Answer: Because it is a TV advertisement.

Why can't Chen quit gambling once? Answer: Because I quit my right hand and left hand.

The sun is shining, why is only Xiaoke soaked through? Answer: Because he is swimming.

Daxiong practiced the trick of "eating watermelon without spitting". How did he practice it? Answer: I ate seedless watermelon.

What is a flower inserted in cow dung? Answer: morning glory

Xiao Qin bought a brand-new sports car, but he couldn't drive on the road. Why? Answer: He bought a toy sports car.

Why is there no Kangxi Dictionary in the open central library? A: Kangxi Dictionary was compiled by the Qing Dynasty.