What humorous copywriting do you know?

1, someone always smiles at you and hits you, such as the head teacher standing outside the window.

Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it seems that it was blown away by the strong wind.

Humorous

Someone told me that nothing is more complicated than love. I threw a math book in his face.

I hope you will go well in the future. I will take the bus.

Humorous

The road to success is always under construction.

You are unhappy because you can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.

If you want to know more about humorous copywriting, you can pay attention to the official account of WeChat, which contains many such good sentences.