100 set of deceptive routines.

? Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something. A humorous short sentence can make people laugh. So what are some good brain teaser sentences? The following is a collection of "100 tricksters' brain teasers" that I have carefully arranged for you. Welcome everyone to refer to it, I hope it will help you!

100' s collection of tricks and brain teasers? 1. Why do people like climbing mountains? Answer: Because people are monkeys.

? 2. How did the elephant's long nose grow? -Answer: At birth.

? I can tolerate one person at most. Now I have brought a person, and another person has come, but it is heavy. Why? Answer: Because it is a submarine.

? There are candles and kerosene lamps on the table. Which one should I light first? -Answer: Matches

? The elephant in the zoo died. Why did the keeper cry her eyes out? Answer: Because he might be exhausted at the thought of digging such a big hole.

? 6. Why are there fewer and fewer monkeys now? -Answer: They have all become people.

? 7. Xiaoming keeps talking all day. Why is he silent today? Answer: Because he lost his voice.

? 8. Why do new socks have two holes? Answer: How else to wear it?

? 9. Xiaodong sleeps in class, but the teacher doesn't talk about him. Why? Answer: The teacher didn't see it.

? 10. Why did a big green horse fall into the rice bowl and drown? A: Cricket's nickname.

100 deceptive routines Brainstorming Collection Part II? Encyclopedia of Brainstorming 1: What words are universal?

? Answer: Arabic numerals

? Brainstorming Volume 2: What climbs higher in the hotter weather?

? Answer: temperature

? Brainstorm 3: What gives birth to a tail at night?

? Answer: Meteor.

? Brainstorming Volume 4: What is the ritual that the priest can't perform anyway?

? Answer: Your own funeral.

? Brainstorm 5: What are the main reasons for divorce?

? Answer: get married

? Brainstorm Encyclopedia 6: Wenwen is washing clothes, but after washing for a long time, the clothes are still dirty. Why?

? Answer: He is washing other people's clothes.

? Brainstorm 7: When is four minus one equal to five?

? Answer: A quadrilateral, with one corner cut off, has five corners.

? Brainstorming Encyclopedia 8: What kind of road can't be taken?

? Answer: Circuit)

? Brain teaser 9: What is the product with the same production date and effective date?

? Answer: newspapers

? Brainstorming Encyclopedia 10: Why does a hospital never accept patients?

? Answer: Veterinary hospital

? Encyclopedia of Brainstorming 1 1: There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time?

? Answer: Face the ground.

? Encyclopedia of Brainstorming 12: Slip away (hint: pay attention to homophony). Tie 10 horses. Only one horse can be tied, not two.

? Answer: How?

? Encyclopedia of Brainstorming 13: What is higher than the sky in the world?

? Answer: The heart is higher than the sky.

? Brainstorming Encyclopedia 14: What is the most valuable thing that is easy to disappear?

? A: Satellite.

? Encyclopedia of Brainstorming 15: Three Jin Xin, Three Shui Miao, Three Shui Zhong Zhong, So what should the three ghosts be called?

? Answer: Call for help.

? Encyclopedia of Brainstorming 16: What do fat girls say when they are sick?

? Answer: Take care of yourself.

? Brainstorming Encyclopedia 17: What is more annoying than crows?

? Answer: crow's mouth

? Brainstorming Encyclopedia 18: What is the greatest family of Confucius in China?

? Answer: the elderly

? Encyclopedia of Brainstorming 19: What is Sleeping Beauty Most Afraid of?

? Answer: insomnia

? Brain teaser 20: Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you will never sit! Where is he sitting?

? Answer: Xiaohua's body

? Encyclopedia of Brainstorming 2 1: No matter how similar twins are, someone will tell them. Who is this man?

? Answer: themselves.

? Brainstorm 22: Besides the train, what is the longest car in the world?

? Answer: Traffic jam.

? Brainstorm 23: Who is the man who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired?

? Answer: Santa Claus

? Brainstorm 24: Why don't eggs rot when they hit rocks?

? Answer: Of course it won't rot if you hit a stone with eggs.

? Brainstorm 25: Which race is running backwards?

? Answer: tug of war

? Brainstorm 26: What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law?

? Answer: kinship.

? Brain teaser 27: What does a dentist do?

? Answer: mouth

? Brainstorm 28: It is obvious that he is a nearsighted and famous greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first?

? Answer: I can't see anything.

? Brain teaser 29: A man who can't swim fell into the water, but he didn't drown. Why?

? Answer: wearing a life jacket

? Brainstorm 30: What can solve all the mysteries?

? Answer: Mystery

? Encyclopedia of Brainstorming 3 1: Two dogs race, dog A runs fast and dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line?

? Answer: Dogs don't sweat.

? Brain teaser 32: Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year?

? Answer: March 30th every year.

? Brain teaser 33: Where is the sea that doesn't produce fish?

? Answer: Cihai

? Brain teaser 34: What shadow have you seen so far?

? Answer: at night, where is the shadow of the earth?

? Brain teaser 35: There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th?

? Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river.

? Brain teaser 36: What's the fastest way to turn ice into water?

? Answer: What are the two points of removing the word ice?

? Brainstorm 37: Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?

? Answer: Because he is aiming.

? Brainstorm 38: There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he?

? Answer: yourself.

? Brain teaser 39: What is the hotter the weather, the higher it climbs?

? Answer: Diffuser

? Brain teaser 40: What will increase by half after handstand?

? Answer: the number 6

? Brainstorm 4 1: Why do people go to the market?

? Answer: because the market can't come

? Brainstorm 42: Little Bobby can't do anything without a rope. Why?

? Answer: Bobby is a puppet, I don't understand.

? Brainstorm 43: A student throws a coin into the air: go to the movies with his head up, play billiards with his back up, and study whether the coin stands up.

? Answer: To study.

? Brainstorming Encyclopedia 44: Two dogs race, dog A runs fast and dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line?

? Answer: Dogs don't sweat.

? Brain teaser 45: There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this?

? Answer: Little Tiger No.7.

? Brain teaser 46: Monkeys can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in five minutes?

? Answer: I didn't get one.

? Brain teaser 47: Why can frogs jump higher than trees?

? Answer: Trees can't jump.

? Brainstorm 48: Orders are written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper?

? Answer: the grade said, don't read this article.

? Brain teaser 49: What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs?

? Answer: murder weapon

? Brain teaser 50: Why are modern people becoming less and less trustworthy?

? Answer: It is certainly more convenient to make a phone call than to write a letter.

100 deception routine brainstorming collection 3? 1. A big wooden house is lighter than air, but it won't move even if people push it! Why? Answer: It's the shadow of the wooden house.

? 2. What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? -answer: the murder weapon (hitting people); Air conditioning (whether it is broken or air conditioning)

? There are two bridges on a river, one is high and the other is low. Why does the high flood twice a year and the low flood only once? A: Gao Qiao is downstream.

? A square table is missing a corner. How many angles are there? Answer: Pentagon.

? 5. What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer: fake flowers.

? 6. A one-year-old kitten accidentally swallowed a RMB coin. His father nervously hung him upside down and pulled him back, but the kitten spit out a RMB coin. What should he do at this time? Answer: continue to feed him a dollar coin.

? 7. Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby with only one right eye? Answer: Everyone has only one right eye.

? 8. How can a tiger tied by a one-meter rope eat grass how far away? Answer: Tiger .. Don't eat grass.

? 9. One night, a strong wind blew. At this time, there is always a lighted candle on the table. First it was blown out by the wind, and then it was blown out by a gust of wind. Finally, how many candles are left on the table? Answer: Root, everything else is burnt out.

? 10. A heavy rain, farmers who are busy planting seeds have fled, but there is still one person who does not leave. Why? Answer: That's a scarecrow.

100 deception routine brainstorming collection 4? 1.—— Why did a junior high school girl faint in the legendary haunted toilet? Answer: He forgot that the toilet door was pulled, but he couldn't push it open for a long time and fainted.

? 2. A bet B: "I can bite my right eye." B don't believe it. A took off her artificial eye and took five bites in her mouth. A added, "I can still bite my left eye." B still doesn't believe it. As a result, a won again How did he do it? Answer: He took out his false teeth and bit his left eye.

? 3.- Most people eat with their left and right hands, right? Answer: What do you want with your mouth?

? 4.-Don't cry until you see the coffin "can be used to describe a stubborn person. Do you know who is a diehard "Don't cry when you see a coffin"? Answer: of course it is dead.

? Lao Wu smokes two packs of cigarettes every day, and his wife forces him to cut his weight by half, so Lao Wu divides the day into two periods and smokes at the same interval speed in the past. In fact, Lao Wu's cigarette consumption has not decreased at all. Why? A: His division is that waking and sleeping are equal to undiminished.

? 6. Lao Li stood on the road gesturing, but the police didn't come to arrest him. Why? Answer: Lao Li is a policeman.

? 7. A frog fell into a dry well 30 meters deep. If it can jump two meters at a time, how many times does it need to jump out of the wellhead? A: He will fall to death in such a deep dry well.

? 8.— Zhou Yu, a handsome man in the Three Kingdoms, why did he say with emotion, "Why was Yu born?" ? Answer: Because Zhuge Liang is more handsome than Zhou Yu.

? 9.— Dabao, who has always loved cakes, why can't she even eat the cupcakes in front of her today? Answer: Because he just finished eating that/

? 10. —— Why did Afa quietly tell smelly skin that he forgot to zip his pants, but smelly skin didn't care? Answer: Because Afa is talking about himself.

100 deception routine brainstorming collection 5? 1. What animal was killed by you but shed your blood? Answer: mosquitoes.

? A piece of iron will rust if it is left outside. What about gold? Answer: It was stolen.

? Where can a horse go without four legs? Answer: On the chessboard.

? Xiaoming's family is rich, but he never asks his mother for a penny when he wants to buy toys. Why answer: Because you can't buy toys for a penny.

? Xiao Wang lives in a building. Why does he go upstairs every time he goes out? Answer: He lives in the basement.

? 6. How to make the impossible possible at the fastest speed? A: Remove the word "no"

? 7. Which part of the human body in the world is exactly the same color? Answer: blood.

? 8. Lao Wang shaves many times a day and still has a beard on his face. Why? Answer: He is shaving others.

? 9. How to put a stick on the ground so that no one can pass through the answer: put the stick on the wall.

? 10. Which newspaper has the least circulation Answer: Telegraph.

100 collection of tricks and brain teasers 6? 1. Why didn't Sleeping Beauty get up after the prince kissed her? Answer: She is lying in bed.

? 2. Mr. Chen is walking on the road with a 1000-yuan bill in front of him. He clearly saw it, why didn't he pick it up? Answer: The one thousand dollar bill is in someone else's hand.

? 3. What is the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Answer: No one knows.

? Superman went to the telephone booth and suddenly began to cry. Why? Answer: He is too fat to get in.

? 5. What numbers make women love and hate? Answer: March 8.

? 6. What's the difference between a computer and a human brain? Answer: the computer can move, but the brain can't.

? 7. Michael Jackson's son is happy. Why? Answer: He can take off his father's nose to play.

? 8. When did the cow's tongue and tail meet? Answer: In the restaurant.

? 9. Dad asked Xiaoming to recite the Analects of Confucius. He recited the whole book in one minute. Is Xiaoming a genius? Answer: Not because he only recited the Analects of Confucius.

? 10. Please explain: What is the connection between tragedy and comedy? Answer: If no one likes watching it, it would be a tragedy.