Qq space copywriting that can make people laugh for a year

You have to believe, believe that we will be like in fairy tales, frogs and dinosaurs are endings.

The real master of XX is the weapon of the whole body, and all places are venues.

The reason why flowers are inserted in cow dung is because cow dung is very nutritious.

Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

Grandpa was handed down from his grandson.

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

I'm not a male, I don't have his brave energy.

I stayed up late because I didn't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

I smoke because it hurts my lungs. I'm not sad.

I usually forget to scold you, but I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

You think too complicated about others because you are not simple.

I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

A big woman can't have no electricity for a day, and a little woman can't have no money for a day!

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

If the teacher hadn't told us not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

Please be old, don't pull me with inferior thread in the future, it will break from time to time.

When I get rich, I will send people I hate to the best mental hospital.

I mean, why don't we always get to know each other? So you especially like being a stranger.

From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

You should also learn from others. Tencent calls me honey every time it goes online.

Don't come to me for nothing, let alone say anything.