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Simple and rude job posting copy

Simple and rude job posting copy (Article 1) 1. I know you are extraordinary; I know, you are very interesting; You shouldn't be buried again and again; I'll give you a chance to chat.

2. Seeing that the pace of the New Year is getting closer and closer, in order to meet you in the new year, we are looking for extraordinary you, here! There's room for you!

3. "Let me read your palm." "What do you see?" "My job is missing in your life."

The world is so big, how can you know that you are awesome if you don't come?

5. Find talents for enterprises and famous enterprises for talents.

6. Give full play to your talents, you are the most talented.

7. Life after the holiday, if you want to work, come here!

8. We will wait for you to enter the top 500!

9. Quartet talents are Bole's favorite.

10. I can only come across the ocean to see you when my heart is close at hand. What can be solved by offer is nothing.

1 1. Here, you can show yourself to the whole world and spread your light. Will you come?

12. Walk into the world hand in hand and bloom with happiness.

13. The blog post shows you the shortcut to success.

14. Ladies and gentlemen who are looking for jobs in the future: I can't be boyfriend and girlfriend, husband and wife and classmates in this life. Can you give me a chance! Be my candidate, I miss you! ! !

15. recruit talents from all over the world and create a better future together.

16. Believe and prove that your dream is imminent and you are fearless!

17. Find talents, find jobs, and find Bo Wen, which is a win-win situation for enterprise talents.

18. Science and technology-oriented, innovative and beyond, the world needs us, we need you!

19. Good choice, good future.

20. CGNPC Group: Unlimited power, unlimited life-CGNPC invites you to imagine the future together.

Simple and rude job advertisement copy (2)1. Riding the breeze, I just hope you can soar.

22. Point to the best and be sincere in employment.

23. There will always be a door open for you-well done.

24. You know, most people in this world are looking for a job from "try" to "have to", such as xx position in our company.

25. Come at your convenience.

26. Gather friends from all directions and win the world.

27. Give full play to personal advantages and seize employment opportunities.

28. Give me precious youth and your dream future.

29. I wait for you in winter all the year round.

30. There is no impassable road in the world, only those who have not joined our company.

3 1. People are talents only when they are in the right position. The great Qingdao talent network is tailor-made for you.

32. Join us and create dreams together.

33. Winter is coming, will you come?

After the boss left, we lived like stray dogs.

35. All rivers run into the sea, and finally, the accumulation of wealth is flourishing at this time.

36.xx Company, the exclusive treatment was unsuccessful.

37.*** grow, * * * share.

38. If not, please contact me! ! !

39. If you have a dream about health, and if you are talented, you can come.

40. "The pain in the workplace is boundless. As long as you look back, you will find (company name) always behind you. "

Simple and rude job advertisement copy (3) 4 1. For the same job, our company has high salary, good welfare and good colleagues, and Nice has great development prospects. Can it be the same?

42. You just need to change your position, you just need to get a talent.

43. We don't talk about your ideal, knowing that your ideal won't work.

44. A good job is like a warm cotton-padded coat in winter.

45. Do you still remember the oath to conquer the stars and the sea?

46. We need people stronger than ourselves.

47. I heard that you have a good education? I heard that you are a technical house? I heard that you have insight into people's minds? XX department, XX department, XX department (such as business department and human resources department) ... XX gives you a platform to dream!

48. Gather talents from all over the world and use them to recruit wise men.

50. Give you room for promotion, so that you can find your work goals and directions in about two years.

5 1. Boiling wine is a hero, you know elite.

52. We are also hungry for you, waiting for you to fill us!

53. If you can't find a reason to persist, find a reason to start over.

54. Everything goes well.

55. We are seriously recruiting xx (post). You pay the salary. As long as you are good enough, the boss is at your disposal.

We need an intern, because the former one has become CEO.

57. Bo Wen Bole, matchmaking swift horse, be the leader of enterprise headhunting!

58. Learn coding here, and your world will be spelled by you!

59. Work happily and enjoy life.

60. Let's get this straight. We want your money, so let's have a look. We don't talk about your ideal, knowing that your ideal is not to go to work.

On the simplicity and rudeness of love

1. I took the bus today and listened to a couple. How long will you love me? Man: I will love you until the wolf finishes eating the sheep in Yangcun! Lying in the trough, I was shocked at that time, much better than what the seas run dry and the rocks crumble!

There is unexpected beauty, but it is not perfect.

How I wish I could grow old with you.

That rainbow is particularly dazzling.

Missing may be in this second, and happiness may be in the next second.

6. Hold your hand and breathe slowly as if you were suffocating.

7. Hold up this sky by myself, and I will always believe in the blue sky in front of me.

I have a beautiful flower in a humble country.

9. We breathe hard at each other through the glass. If we are wrong, we will continue.

10. Hugging is really beautiful. Although two hearts are close together, they can't see each other's faces.

1 1. The earth is round. People who love each other will meet again no matter how long they are apart, as long as they keep going. So, if I keep walking, will I meet you again?

12. There are so many people in the world who feel at home and talk about everything, but because that person likes you, he is interested in all the topics you talk about, all the songs you let him listen to are meaningful to him, all the movies you talk about are meaningful to him, and the scenery in your mouth is beautiful to him just because he likes you.

13. I hope someone will treat you like before, hurt you to the bone and never let you down.

14. She was blind and crossed the road once. He rushed forward to push her away, but was hit by an oncoming car. When he woke up from the hospital, he was surrounded by her except his relatives. She began to take good care of him. In fact, she is very beautiful, but her eyes are too empty. On the day he was discharged from the hospital, she said wryly, can you let me take care of you? Can I marry you? He said it without thinking, which is not good. She was in a hurry. Do you not like me? Don't you like that I am blind? He looked at his dangling trouser legs and smiled bitterly, yes.

15. Don't frown. Whatever you want, I will try my best to give it to you.

16. You like me.

17. Next time, can you take off your pride and be as crazy as me?

18. The boy and the girl broke up. The boys let the girls go first, and the girls turned and left. The boy looked at her back from behind. The girl turned behind her, sobbing, and walked away with her back trembling. The girl squatted on the ground and cried loudly, ignoring the eyes of passers-by. Suddenly, the girl was pulled up by a force and threw herself into a hug, which was the mint she was familiar with.

19. Sometimes I really like you and want to be with you, sometimes I'm really tired and want to give up, but your occasional gentleness always makes me feel that if you really like me a little, it's a pity that I let go myself, so I waited for you for a long time just for a little love that doesn't exist.

20. Fingers will not move, tears will not flow, and time will not go.

2 1. Can we expect anything from life? The answers given by life are always bizarre.

22. I smile. Whenever I am sad or happy, I only smile.

23. We are always parting, such as with relatives, with injuries, and even with time.

24. You left me in a small room without lights.

25. Tears blurred my vision. forget the sorrow is not that simple.

26. I lost, completely enough, but I still lost to love.

27. The password of his mobile phone is the name of his deskmate. One day, my deskmate played with my mobile phone and it was locked. She unconsciously lost her name and actually unlocked it. She looked at him doubtfully. His face was red with blood and his head tilted out of the window: damn it, don't ask me, I don't know what's going on!

28. don't be too full of love, things will turn out badly.

29. Missing has two meanings, one is missing, and the other is losing. Until now, I have been wondering if I missed you too much and lost you.

30. You can come to me slowly. It doesn't matter if you go the wrong way or take the wrong bus, because I will wait, but don't be too slow. Come to me before I get worse.

3 1. I kept walking and told myself not to look back.

32. It is the most extravagant thing I have ever done to seduce you with my whole youth.

33. The real letting go is that you won't wipe your hands and return his message when you take a shower.

34. I regretted many things when I grew up, but I never regretted liking you.

35. I want to get drunk, jump into your arms and tell all the stories that love you. I didn't do that because you said you didn't like girls drinking.

Sometimes I just want to be your best friend, even if I like you to death.

37. To what extent can people who are willing to make you sad like you?

38. I was a cool killer. He said he liked women who didn't touch blood, so I wiped the blood and followed him. Later, he fell in love with a murderous devil.

39. In everyone's life, there will probably be someone who can never be deeply embraced. Perhaps the reason why the memory is so deep is because he has some qualities you like. He once lit up your life, or, just that time, it will be unforgettable! The helplessness that no matter how hard you try, you can't get the result!

40. liking someone is a feeling, but not liking someone is a fact. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable.

Talk about love simply and rudely, talk about love.

For love, there are not so many places where you will go, just some people who are desperate for love, but in the end, the general results are not very good for us. Therefore, love is easy to get carried away and easy to be deceived. Simple, don't take love so seriously.