Ask for a few super funny brain teasers

1, a triangle tree was sent to the North Pole to plant ... when I grow up! That tree is called ...?

(trigonometric function)

A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What did he become when he was fished out?

(betel nut)

3. Under what circumstances will everyone take the initiative to play the spirit of going through fire and water?

(When eating hot pot)

4. Why did Chang 'e go to the moon?

After nine days of shooting, even the immortals can't stand it. )

5. What is a transparent sword?

(Invisible (Sword))

And!

1. What's the name of Zhu Bajie's son? Answer: "Not at all, monks can't get married!

2. Why do all the monks in Shaolin Temple shave their heads? A: Because I'm afraid that the other person will scratch his hair when fighting!

3. Why do rabbits have long hair? A: Because it can't afford mink!

4. Why does Superman always fly in the sky? Answer: "Because the traffic jam on the ground is too serious, there is no way!"

5. Who is Spider-Man's mother? A: Spider essence!

6. What would you do if time stopped? Answer: change the battery!

7. If watermelons and gourds can have children, what will they have! A: Vegetables, zucchini!

Say it again!

Question: Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest?

Answer: Molly.

Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

2. Question: What is the pencil's surname?

A: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

3. Question: What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines.

Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

4. Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser.

Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).

5. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

6. Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

Haha, to answer your question, enjoy yourself! ! !