The funniest good night copy

0 1. I really wanted to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord refused.

02. I used to eat by my face and almost starved to death. I still have to learn to use chopsticks.

I hope I can become a rich and interesting person, but it really can't. Money is enough.

You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

05. I heard that cycling can lose weight, so I insist on cycling every day. Sure enough, the horse lost 30 pounds a month later.

06. I have never been short of tens of thousands of dollars, but I have also been short of hundreds of thousands.

07. Why do some people ask for dozens of items when looking for someone? My mate selection criteria are three words: please.

08. My principle is: If people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

09.？ Last night, a buddy was drunk, while pouring his own wine, he said, "All right, all right ..."

10. My goal in life is to have my own house in Beijing at the age of 30. Now I have finished half my goal: I am thirty years old.

1 1. "Dad, why is my brother called liberation?" "There is a tradition in our family that when a child is born, he will be called whatever he sees when he goes out. He gave birth to your brother and went out to see a liberation car. When it snows, will your sister call it snow? "

12. What can I do? I don't want to be so cute.

13. I always feel that others are full after eating a few bites, and I can eat more when I am full. ...

14. What's the difference between losing weight and not losing weight? From confident eating to nervous eating.

15. Don't be depressed when you encounter unlucky things in your life. Cheer up. You have to believe that worse things are yet to come.

16. I was drinking with my friends at the food stall, and suddenly remembered that my daughter-in-law was still hungry at home and slapped myself in an instant. How to distract yourself by drinking? Come on, let's get started!

17. Opportunity is like a hair on a bald head. If you catch it, you catch it. If you can't catch it, it's gone.

18. When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right.

19. Many people say: The world is so big, I want to see it. I just want to ask: how far can you go with such a small wallet?

20. Mozzie, you have hands and feet. Why don't you get a job and live a good life?

2 1. It's really beautiful to see the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

22. The woman went to the temple to ask for a visa and asked the master, "How much is the cancellation of the contract by the master?" Master: "We monks don't talk about money, only about fate." Woman: "What fate?" Master: "100 yuan!" .