Classic joke

1. Two loving corn kernels decided to get married, but there was no bride at the wedding. The groom asked a popcorn that he always carried with him. Popcorn said shyly: Bah, people are wearing wedding dresses!

One day, you met a lion. You pretended to be calm and stared at the lion with terrible eyes. Suddenly, the lion folded his hands and knelt down. You said proudly, you know it's great! Later, the lion faint tunnel: after praying, you can eat.

003. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, cucumber and watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

004. A real estate agent advertised "buy a house and send furniture" to promote the house. Someone bought a new house and decorated it to get furniture. Real estate agent: Where's your furniture? We will deliver the goods to your door!

005. The mother mouse suspected that her husband was having an affair, and she followed her husband to the grass. Then a hedgehog came out. The mother mouse grabbed the hedgehog: you damn fool, you said you didn't have an affair. Who are you trying to seduce by rubbing so much mousse?

006. There was a man who was too stupid to find a job. One day he went to KFC for an interview. The manager asked: What's your specialty? He said: I can sing. So he cleared his throat and sang: McDonald's has more choices and more laughter. ...

007. The little duke begged his younger brother, "You ask your mother for some money, and the two of us will go to the movies." "You have to go by yourself. Mom is not just mine." "But you've already met your mother!"

008. The blind man stuttered while riding a bike, stuttering to see the road, and suddenly he saw a deep ditch. He stammered: Gougougou! ! ! The blind man sang back, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" " "So they fell into the ditch.

009. There was once a girl who wanted to go to the grave with me-"If you don't pay me back, I will die with you!"

There was once a girl who met me in my next life-"Want to pursue me?" Next life! "

Once there was a girl who was willing to die for me-"I'd rather die with you!" " "