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1。 We drink tea every day. But more than 300 years ago, most people didn't know that Europe was about 10 hour. Some people have heard of it, but few people know how to deal with it.

This is a story about English sailors going to countries east, west, north and south. He went to India and China. One day, he went home and brought some tea to his mother as a gift. She told her friends to come to the "tea party". The old woman took out some tea leaves and made them contain lead. Of course, no one likes tea.

That sailor came in at that time. He looked at his watch and said, "Mom, is the tea rabbit finished?" "I cooked it, just like you said." Why? "

"Of course I threw it away," said the old woman.

"Now you can throw away the leaves." She said that her son.

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There are many taxis at the airport where passengers come out. He asked each taxi driver his name. Then he took a third person. It costs 5 dollars from the airport to the hotel. "How much is it a day?" He asked. "100 USD," taxi driver. It's expensive, but the man said it was good.

Taxi drivers let people go everywhere. He showed all his parks and museums. At dusk, they returned to the hotel. The traveler gave the taxi driver 100 dollars and said, "Tomorrow?" The taxi driver looked at the man and said, "What day is tomorrow? This is 100 dollars again. " The man said, "Never mind! See you tomorrow. " The taxi driver was very happy.

The next day, the taxi driver dropped off passengers everywhere. They visited all the parks and museums. In the evening, they returned to the hotel. The man gave the taxi driver 100 dollars and said: