Very interesting copy

1. Look for him in the crowd. You can take two steps if you are not sick.

There will never be a pie in the sky, only a trap.

3. The electric fan is man's best friend. I asked the electric fan if I was ugly. The fan shook its head silently all night.

After leaving home, he was thin and fat, and the local accent remained unchanged. Children will exclaim who you are when they see strangers, fatty. Horizontal batch: clothes are tight and return to China.

The most heartbreaking thing in the world is that I waited for the commercial for more than 70 seconds to see this episode.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

7. When you are too old to walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day and let you watch me dance with other old people.

8. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

9. My best friend has a good relationship with her husband. I once asked her: If your husband had a mistress, would you divorce him? She squinted at me and said, I will never divorce in my life, I will only be widowed.

10. Look at a temple from a distance and see our alma mater near. More than 300 nuns, more than 10 thousand have experienced it.

1 1. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

12. I went to buy water, and the boss said two yuan. I said the suggested retail price is1.a bottle of 5 yuan. The boss said, "I don't accept his suggestion!" " "

13. I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't tell you as much as you like.

14. When I love you, you hit me and scold me, but I put up with it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

15. You said you would leave, and you never cared about my feelings. I knew at first sight that you were a difficult dog to keep.

16. Women's wrinkles are old and men's wrinkles are vicissitudes.

17. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is a vacant seat.

18. If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to work; If I come out, I will go back to sleep.

19. Since I learned to talk back, my wife also learned to sharpen the knife.

20. When you lose your mind, it's as amazing as a pig climbing a tree.

2 1. As a typical loser, you are really successful.

22. My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except "Go away".

23. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

24. When you are in a bad mood, you will make harassing calls to others in the middle of the night, wake others up, and then go to bed.

25. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

26. It was normal to have a stomachache when I was a child. Now you have a stomachache. People say you have your period.

27. The subway said it was forbidden to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off silently because I was so cute.