Humorous copywriting

1. After the New Year, my wife and I set off for work in the city. My mother packed me a big bag of food, and pork ribs and elbows were packed in three big bags! Daughter-in-law glanced at her mother's white hair and told her that it was not easy to raise pigs. Why don't you keep it for yourself? Mom said to her daughter-in-law, hey, all the pigs that have been raised for more than 20 years have gone with you. This meat is not bad. ...

2. My son loves watching the animated version of The Journey to the West. One day, he didn't eat well. I punished him for standing in the corner, and a mosquito flew to his arm while standing. The goods actually cried: Wukong, why did you come to save Master? ...

3. Where is your future husband? You haven't come to marry me and come home. My dad and your father-in-law said that the bride price was 50,000 yuan with 30,000 gold ornaments, and the bride price100,000 yuan100,000 gold ornaments remained unchanged. The bride price180,000 with 500,000 gold ornaments, the bride price of 300,000 with 500,000 dowry, the bride price1000 with an Audi, the bride price of 2 million, the dowry of 2 million, and the Shenzhen property right house1000.

My cousin's dog is too prosperous and has a high fever, so he refuses to go to the hospital. I will coax him: the little nurses in the hospital are all one person. If you go, choose the most beautiful girlfriend!