How to stay calm and hit a green tea bitch in the face?

I hate people who say disgusting things in an innocent tone. I feel that every second I see them is more disgusting than eating shit. Really!

"I just regard him as a brother, don't get me wrong."

Reply: Brother? Why didn't I know he had a sister of the opposite sex, an illegitimate daughter? A closer look, it seems that you are quite similar in character, and both like fantasy so much.

2. "Before you broke up, I only regarded him as my brother and didn't like him at all. I really liked you at the beginning. "

So you were together as soon as we broke up, because you like to pick up things thrown by others? The habit of turning waste into treasure is good, but not all waste can be reused.

3. "You won't quarrel because of me, will you? I have fewer friends, so my brother cares more about me and there is nothing between us. "

Well, there are no friends for a reason. Because of personality. Don't worry too much. After ten years, you will get used to it!

4. "Wow, you must be very happy to have xxx?"

Little girl, I didn't expect you to be blind at a young age. That's a real pity.

5. "I envy you for wearing makeup. I'm so stupid, I can't even wear foundation ... "

Reply: Not bad! Not bad! You are not his sister, otherwise I wouldn't dare to be with him, for fear of affecting the genes of the next generation. Oh, by the way, you know what? My five-year-old niece can wear foundation, which looks even and beautiful.

I was caught red-handed and said, "How can you insult people like this?"

No, I'm not the kind of person who will insult people. Don't talk about people at ordinary times I love pigs and dogs! I don't know why, you are an exception, maybe, you don't do as well as them!

In addition to these, there are still late at night texting your boyfriend to say that he can't sleep. Is he your father? Should I let you sleep?

There is also the kind of person who says that he doesn't want to live, let other people's boyfriends see her one last time and want to laugh. Why not see your parents for the last time? We are your parents? Besides, you don't have any property, no throne to inherit, and you need a dying trust?

Oh, great! There are also people who follow their dates, saying that they will see how others date, and I don't know what it means to avoid suspicion. I don't mind slapping her face and teaching her how to behave! Your sister can't disturb your brother's date, let alone what kind of bird are you? I'm not your mother, so there's no need to spoil you. After all, I don't expect you to support the elderly.

I was really angry when I met this green tea bitch! However, even if you are angry again, don't show it in front of her. This kind of person with a mistress constitution just wants all the couples in the world to break up in front of her, and she will be happy.

All you have to do is say that she can't pretend to be too angry. When your love rat talks about you, you can use the same naive words: "Did your sister misunderstand me? I didn't mean that. You tell her not to think too much. You know who I am. How can my words hurt her? I'm just being frank. I mean no harm. Don't think about it, your sister will be as painful as my own sister. "

Haha ~

With the child's spear, she must taste the child's shield. When she drives this green tea bitch crazy, she will find out with this love rat when she comes back.