Find some fairy sword jokes.

On a lonely and quiet road, two tall figures suddenly flashed out-seriously, robbery! ! ! !

At this moment ...

Li Xiaoyao: Guest, we are a small shop in the country and have little money. ...

Robber: Save time and take the money! You're killing yourself!

At this time, Aunt Li came back from shopping-

The robber grabbed Aunt Li. "Kill her if you don't give her money!"

I saw Aunt Li turning around and wearing a cloud palm. With a loud noise, the robber rushed out of the door ...

Aunt Li: I thought I was flying in the wind ...

Zhao Linger: Sunny has no money, whoops ... Brother Xiaoyao, don't shine. ...

Lin Yueru: Silver? Well, I have plenty anyway, so I'll give it to you-Gan Kun! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Anu: Robbery? Catch up if you can, and I'll give it to you if you can! Then put n monkeys on the road ...

Cai Yi: Ouch. ...

Robber: Seriously, this is robbery!

Cui Yi: Wow ... Xianggong ...

Robber: Hey, seriously, we are robbing!

Cai Yi: Xianggong is hopeless ... pleading. ...

Robber: ... -_-b

Kenzo

Jing Tian: If you don't pay, you will be scolded for coming home late. Just, reluctantly give up what one favours! So he hesitated and took out a penny from his pocket.

Xue Jian: How dare you! Do you know who this young lady is I'm Miss Tang Xuejian from Tangjiabao!

Just then, the sorbet flew out and ran into a robber (a big hole in the wall of baidu edifice suddenly flashed a mark ...)

Solanum nigrum: Fight, rob? No, I have no money, brother. Don't leave me. Solanum nigrum is so scared ...

Solanum nigrum suddenly appeared: Solanum nigrum, don't be afraid!

Robber: ... your ... clothes, hair ... have changed. ...

Evil Sunflower: What are you looking at? Want to eat this girl's tofu?

Robber: ... ghost! ! ! ! ! ! !

Zi Xuan: Silver? Ok, here you are. Money is a thing outside the body. Finally, it is not empty, but it is just a dream. ...

Evergreen: Where is the evil? Dare to make a big disaster in broad daylight! Listen, I'll catch you and lock you in the demon tower!

Paris: ... hmm ... asshole, do you want to die here? Go away!

Kensanwai

Nangong Huang: Let Ben Daxian do the math for you-your life is hard, you will go bankrupt in a few days, then you will get seriously ill, and then the house will catch fire. ...

The robber suddenly knelt in front of the pumpkin-"Daxian, help me!" "

Wen Hui: Without saying anything, I grabbed a sledgehammer and threw it at the robbers. ...

Wang: Don't listen! Money can buy a lot of delicious food! So I began to count the names of the dishes-an hour later, I saw the robbers drooling 3,000 feet. ...

Xing Xuan; We have been out of Shu Mountain, and you? ...

Halfway through, the four halls rushed to him. "They may be bad for you ..."

Ray: "... money ..." So he reached out and took out a mingbi. ...

2. Fairy Tales

It is said that Wenhui has seen heavy buildings in Shushan. ...

Wen Hui (wholeheartedly): "That man just now was so handsome! ! "：

Heavy buildINGs ... s and ears thousands of miles away eavesdrop on ing ... (thinking: well, you have a good eye, hahahaha)

Pumpkin: "You think people are demons ...",

Wen Hui: "Can't demons get married?"

Pumpkin (jealous): "Hum, easy virtue"

Paris: (not impossible ~)

Wen Hui: "So demons are really strange creatures."

Do demons pick their noses?

Can you play PP?

Can you shit?

Will (male name) ... "

Pumpkin: "..."

A second later, Shushan was razed to the ground by a loud noise ... the most devastating disaster in the history of Shushan.

2.

Xing Xuan comforted Xu Peng ... ~ ~ ~

Xing Xuan (clutching Xu Peng's shoulder): "Don't feel inferior!"

Xu Peng (moving to nod): "Yes!"

Xing Xuan: "Although your figure is not so good, your chest is very flat, your legs are very thin, your body is very thick and rotten, and your face has' proof of youth'. Your height is less than half that of Wen Hui, and there is no good future in the future, but you are in my heart ... "

Flour (the veins stood out): "... Feng Gang is great ..."

So Xing Xuan really became a meteor in the sky.

3.

It is said that pumpkins can predict the good or bad luck of Xing Xuan. ...

Pumpkin: "come to bamboo stick divination first!" " "

The bamboo stick is broken,

Everyone is uneasy.

Pumpkin: "Nothing, change copper coins for divination!" " "

Copper coins fell into a crack in the stone. ...

Everyone is very upset.

Pumpkin: "nothing, change sand for divination!"

A gust of wind blew away the sand. ...

Everyone is extremely upset.

Pumpkin: "Nothing, I have one last trick ~ ~ ~ to carve a house, a beam and a career!" " " .

Boom! !

3.

Ray: ... I'm dying.

Wen Hui: 555555! Ayuan

Nangong Huang: Aren't you a ghost?

Ray: ... ghosts become people when they die.

Wen Hui: What about people dying?

Ray: Become a ghost again, become a human again after reincarnation, and become a ghost again after death ... (foaming at the mouth ~)

Wen Hui: Nangong, let's go. I think he's fine.

Nangong Huang: Agreed!

Lei geyuan: . . . .

A few years after the game ended, Lei assigned a new task: headhunting.

After a long search, I found Xing Xuan at the gate of a mental hospital.

Ray: What are you doing here?

Xing Xuan: A few years ago, I heard that I used my father's body. After pengpeng and I got married, the problem came out. I don't know whether to call me daughter-in-law or my wife, and I don't know whether I am Nangong Huang's father or brother. After Xu Peng and I have a son, I don't know whether to let him call me dad or grandpa. If you call me dad, then the old man married his daughter-in-law. If you call me grandpa, he should call me grandma Xu Peng ... I finally don't know who I am, so I'm here ... 3: Spring outing at Xianjian School.

Spring has arrived, and the earth is full of vitality. Teacher Yao of Xianjian School saw this wonderful spring scenery and suddenly thought of letting the students of Xianjian School go for a spring outing. He called the whole school to the playground.

Miss Yao: Students! Spring is coming, let's go for a spring outing.

Everyone: OK, OK! ! ! (cheers)

Li Xiaoyao: Miss Yao, where are we going?

Teacher Yao: We went to the one with the most beautiful scenery and full of mystery. ..

I saw my classmates show happy expressions and left their mouths open to drool. )

Teacher Yao: It's the Lock Demon Tower!

As soon as Mr. Yao's voice fell, the students' faces became black and blue, spitting and spitting. ......

Nangong Huang: Miss Yao, no way! Do you want us to die?

Zhao Linger: Teacher, give me a break! I don't want to be a snake anymore!

Li Yiru: I haven't heard of the Lock Demon Tower. Fun, fun! I'll go!

Everyone: Fun? ! (Bang, everyone fell down. )

Jing Tian (Captain of the Sword Sect): There is no way out, no way out. The cliff mountain was just flooded, and the Peach Blossom Garden was destroyed by some smelly boys. Fairy Island was also destroyed by that smelly boy from Yue Bai.

Now, Caohai has been poisoned by water recently. How dare you go! I wanted to go to Haidi City, but I couldn't get in touch with the west wind and clear water. There are also several good places, all covered by sculpture school and monopoly school. Fortunately, Brother Changqing promised everyone to spend a penny to lock the demon tower, so go!

Miss Yao: You still understand me! ! (Smiling face x5)

Everyone: kiss up!

Teacher Yao: We decided to enter the Lock Demon Tower in pairs. Now, please divide into groups. Go first in the first class.

Preliminary selection.

Li Xiaoyao: Linger, let's go together!

Zhao Linger: OK, Xiaoyao Brother!

Lin Yueru: Hum! ! I'll ignore you. Go, remember, we'll go together!

Li Yiru: Yes, the moon is like a mother!

Anu: How did this happen? I'm alone again! (crying face x5)

Teacher Yao: ok, class two of xianjian begins to choose!

Samui: Brother Little Tiger ~ ~

Wang Xiaohu: Hmm ... I see. Go ... Let's go.

Shen Qiqi: (frowning) What should I do? (Suddenly seeing Anu) Sister Anu, let's go together!

Anu: Great, great! This is steamed bread, delicious! !

Teacher Yao: Class 3 of Xianjian can choose!

Solanum nigrum: Brother Tian ~ ~ ~

Jing Tian: Oh, help! Snow White understands, let's go together!

Xue Jian: Let's go.

Solanum nigrum: Come on, Solanum nigrum, let's go together. We have always been good sisters!

Paris: Er ... the rear area ... Zi Xuan, let's go together! (Awkward x5)

Zi Xuan: (Didn't hear the heavy building) Changqing, let's go together! Ha ha!

Evergreen: OK, I will protect you! (very firm)

Paris: You ... You ...! ! ! ! ! ! !

Evil Sword Fairy: Uh-huh, if you like, uh-huh, you can come with me, I won't be disgusted!

With that, Paris gave him ten punches.

Paris: You ungrateful bastard.

Teacher Yao: You can choose Xianjian Class 3!

Nangong Huang: Miss Wenda, can I enjoy the "beautiful scenery" of the Lock Demon Tower with you?

Wen Hui: Gee ~ ~ ~ That's disgusting! Can't you talk properly?

Nangong Huang: Let's go.

Wen Hui: Hey! I haven't promised yet! Ah ~ ~ (Nangong Huanglian Wenhui has been dragged in. )

Xing Xuan: Which is better, Xu Peng or Shanghai?

Hall Four: My Lord Xing Xuan, Hall Four will always protect you.

Xing Xuan: Hehe.

Sitang: Hehe.

Wang: Brother Huang has left, so has Brother Xuan. Who am I with? (Flour suddenly turns into a peach monster)

Suddenly Huaying flew in.

Huaying: (Mm-hmm) Flour!

Float: (Mm-hmm) Huaying!

Hua Ying: Let's go!

Float: OK!

Everyone chose, except ray. Suddenly, three birds flew out.

Feng: I support Yuan!

Ya: I'm with Yuan! !

Ode: I am with Yuan! ! !

Say that finish, they also walked into the lock demon tower.

After a few days, no one came out ......