Classic funny copywriting case

I save three times a day to eat, buy and use.

2. Those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called gits.

3. How to judge which seat in the subway will get off early? God replied: people who put their mobile phones in their pockets.

The wedding will be held tomorrow. My mother is looking at the bride price list sent by her boyfriend's house, and I am helping to count the money. At this moment, my brother passed by and said, what an idiot! He helped count the money after he was sold!

I always think that most winter vacation homework is useless. Schoolmasters don't need homework to consolidate their knowledge, let alone scum can use homework to improve their grades!

I just went to a small shop to buy water. Seeing the boss asleep in the rocking chair, the proprietress gave him a leg. I feel so affectionate in an instant that I can't bear to disturb them. I took two bottles of coke and left quietly.