Ask Harry Potter to spoof Snow White.

Author: Professor Snape

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Worksheet:

Staff:

Director: remus lupin

Lights and props: Fred Weasley

Screen, shot by George Wesley

Narrator: neville longbottom.

Actor:

Snow White: Ron Weasley.

Bad Queen: severus snape.

Mirror: James Potter

Hunter (invited): tom riddle (also known as Voldemort)

Prince: lucius malfoy.

Dwarf 1: Harry Potter

2: hermione granger

3: Dobby

4: Ginny Weasley

Rubeus Hagrid

Episode 6: Draco Malfoy

7: pansy parkinson

Venue: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

insurance

Insurance Company: Phoenix Society

Insurance amount: 10000 gallon

Shooting time:

65438+ 0 pm -6 pm every day

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The Quaker's name for Sunday

Lu Ping: —— 1, 2, 3—— Turn it on.

Nayville: A long, long time ago. [The script is very long * 5] ... In a beautiful castle, there was a queen who had a very beautiful daughter (I thought: No way! ), the queen gave her a beautiful name called Snow White.

[George: Insert address of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry]

Neville: ... Soon, the queen died of illness, and the king married a new queen.

[Scene: Hogwarts Divination Classroom]

[Fred: The light is aimed at Snape in black overalls-he saves a lot of money on clothes]

Neville: snakes ... oh, no ... the new queen has a beautiful face. [backstage: Hermione spits, please dial 120] ... but she has a bad heart. Kill anyone who is prettier than her.

She has a magic mirror, and she can know the whole world (Lubang: wrong, it is the "all-magic world") ... which man ... woman is the most beautiful in the magic world.

Ron: What are men and women? )

[Fred: The light turns to Ron] [Ron comes on stage in a purple dress-Fred doesn't need to prepare clothes for him]

Neville: A year has passed and Snow White has grown up. She ... hahaha (Lubang: What are you laughing at? Keep reading! ) ..... The longer the time, the more ... Hehe [covering your mouth and snickering] ... It's beautiful.

[Ron blushes]

Neville: One day, the queen asked the magic mirror:

Snape (looking at Zhan Mu in the mirror) asks: Mirror (Zhan Mu), Mirror (Zhan Mu), who is the most beautiful woman in the wizarding world?

Zhan Mu: Is it your turn to ask?

Snape: ...

The two men began to scold.

Lubang: Pointed fork, ignore that snot essence!

……

restart

Snape (staring at Zhan Mu in the mirror): Q: Mirror, mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in all magic?

Zhan Mu: The Queen, of course, Lily! Lu bang: hey, sharp fork, you are really in the play! )

……

restart

Snape (staring at Zhan Mu in the mirror in despair): Q: Mirror, mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in all magic?

Zhan Mu: Queen, Snow White is billions of times more beautiful than you. Yeah! ! (Lu Ping: ...)

Nayville: The queen was very angry. She called a hunter.

[Tom came on stage, and he was very scary in the strange light] [Kneeling in front of Snape] (Tom thought: Do you want to play cross-dressing? How did this play come out? ! )

[George: Subtitle: 15 or people with Voldemort phobia, please watch carefully]

Snape: Master ... (after all, I'm still not used to changing roles) ... Hehehehehe (clearing my throat) ... Hunter, you must kill Snow White and bring me her lungs and liver!

Tom thought: Isn't that my style? )

……

Silence [George: Close-up-Snape's Cold Sweat]

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the next day

Lu Ping: —— 1, 2, 3—— Turn it on.

[Scene: Forbidden Forest]

[Tom is standing deep in the forbidden forest, and Ron is tied up] [There is 15 Auror lurking around him in case something happens to Ron].

Neville: The hunter caught the princess and took him to the forbidden forest. Fortunately, the hunter is a kind man (as if to Ron) ... he let the princess go. ...

(Ron looks at Tom: Let me go! )

[George: Close-up: Tom's cold eyes. Subtitle: Tom is having a fierce ideological struggle. ]

.....1minute, 2 minutes ... 29 minutes.

Lu bang: Tom, go!

..... 30 minutes

Ruben: Snape, untie Ron.

……

Snape: Director, the master is asleep.

Lu Ping (surprised): What, he sleeps with his eyes open?

……

Two minutes later. ...

Lubang: Ron, get ready to run.

Ron: Why? The story of the hunter handing over his lungs and liver didn't play!

Lu bang: ok, go and wake Tom up!

Ron: ...

……

Lu Ping (holding a starting gun): Take your positions and get ready to run!

Neville: Snow White is running in the forbidden forest, running …

[Ron runs away] ...

Lubang: Stop, the speed is not enough!

……

restart

Lu Ping (holding a starting gun): Take your positions and get ready to run!

Neville: Snow White runs, runs, runs in the forbidden forest ... (Lubang, have you run enough? )

[Ron rushes into the distance] ...

Lu bang: stop, the speed is still not enough!

……

restart

……

restart

……

Ron: Director, I … I … can't run!

Lubang: No, if you don't run, you have to run!

[Fred walks over]

Fred: Director, I have an idea.

[Lu Bang tilts his head] ...

Lu Ping (frowning helplessly and shaking his head): We have to do this.

[Fred turns on the spotlight, and George holds up a piece of white cloth in front, and a round spot appears on the white cloth]

Two minutes later. ...

Lu Ping: Woo ~ ~ ~

Ron, standing beside Lubang, got a fright and immediately ran to the depths of the forbidden forest. ]

After 30 seconds. ...

George: Director, the running scene has been filmed!

[George turns around and sees Snape standing next to the werewolf, so he goes over. ]

George: Professor Snape, what happened to Professor Lu Bang?

Snape: Stay back. He forgot to take medicine today. Now I will give him some sleeping pills and let him sleep for three or five days.

[Ron runs back]

Ron: Professor ... Professor, director ... What happened to him?

Snape: Never mind. I will be the director. I thought: I can get more money.

Ron: ...

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the third day

Snape:-1, 2, 3- Open it.

[Scene: Hagrid's Cabin]

Neville: Snow White found a house ... [one less "small" than the script (thinking: Professor Snape doesn't care about lines! Hey hey! ~ ~) ... I stayed.

On this day, the queen came again. ...

Ginny: The Meeting of Snow White and the Dwarf hasn't started yet!

Neville: Forget it!

Ginny: How is that possible? !

Neville: Don't worry!

Ginny: Hum!

……

[Scene: Hogwarts Divination Classroom]

Neville: One day, the queen asked the magic mirror again:

Snape: Who is the most beautiful woman in all magic? Zhan Mu, if you mention Lily again, I will deduct your salary as a director-you have no salary anyway. )

Zhan Mu [quite honest]: Queen, you are the most beautiful here, but among the seven dwarfs, Snow White is hundreds of millions of times more beautiful than you! (thinking: Ron is more beautiful than you)

Snape: Where are the seven dwarfs?

Zhan Mu: In Hagrid's cabin.

Snape: I'll go first. -I'll get even with you!

……

Nobody cares about lines anymore.

in half an hour ...

[Scene: Hagrid's Cabin]

[Snape appears disguised as an old woman] [Prop: a colored ribbon]

[Snape walks to the door of the hut, and Ron is standing in a chair looking out of the window]

Snape: Girl, (thinking: I'm going to throw up) What a beautiful ribbon. How about you buy one and tie it on your head?

[Ron (thinking: I don't want it) reluctantly opens the door]

[Snape tied a belt around Ron's neck, then Ron fell and Snape walked away]

After 30 seconds. ...

Ginny (enters the cabin): Ah, brother ... Snow White, what's wrong with you?

[Ron opens his eyes and stares at Ginny]

George: Brother, please don't open your eyes, ok? !

……

restart

Ginny [enters the hut]: Brother … Snow White, what's wrong with you? (still can't change)

[Ron doesn't move]

Ginny [crying]: Ah, brother, don't die. Who will help me write my potions paper after you die? ……

Snape [angrily]: Ginny, it's you! ……

……

restart

Ginny (enters the cabin): Snow White, what's wrong with you?

[Ron doesn't move]

Ginny [Shouting]: Oh, no, something's wrong, brothers and sisters, come on!

[Dobby comes running]

Dobby: Miss Ginny, what happened to Lord Ron?

[Ginny looks at Dobby]

Dobby: Woo (Bad Dobby) ... Huei-fang, what happened to the princess?

Ginny: She ...

Harry (rushing in): Ron! ! ~ ~ ~ (after all, it is friendship! )

……

Harry: Sorry, George, but I deleted that paragraph.

……

Harry (rushing in again): Princess!

[Others arrive one after another]

Hermione (coming over): Let me see ... Oh, I'm stunned. Do artificial respiration quickly! (thinking: forget it when you die)

……

Harry (walks up to Hermione): Uh, miss, please!

Hermione [surprised]: Please what?

Harry: Breathe like a worker!

Hermione: What "worker breathing" is "artificial respiration"!

Harry: Oh, I told you to do artificial respiration!

Hermione: Then why don't you do it?

Harry: We haven't learned it! Only you.

Hermione, Ron (sitting up): No! !

[George: Subtitle: A new generation of methods that can awaken the comatose without magic. ]

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The fourth day

Snape:-1, 2, 3- Open it.

[Scene: Hagrid's Cabin]

[Snape appears disguised as an old woman] [Prop: a comb]

[Snape walks to the door of the hut, Ron is still standing in the chair looking out of the window]

[Snape goes into the hut like yesterday, and gives Ron a "halo" when he combs his hair (thinking: Hermione's artificial respiration is useless now), Ron is in a coma, and Snape takes it off]

Draco [Parkinson enters the room]: Ah, princess, I'm back! Come and help me with my luggage!

……

Draco: Hello?

……

Parkinson: I'll go in and have a look.

……

Parkinson [screaming]: Ah!

Draco: What's wrong?

Parkinson: She fainted again!

Draco [muttering]: She's really annoying.

Parkinson: Draco, come here!

Draco: Wrong!

Parkinson: Brother Liu, come here!

Draco: You solve it yourself. I have to move our luggage!

Parkinson: What should I do?

Draco: Use "quick recovery".

Parkinson [pointing a wand at Ron]: Come back!

[Ron wakes up]

Snape: But my students are very clever! )

[backstage] Snape: Ron, how did you learn defense against the dark arts? Besides, I didn't use black magic!

Ron: Professor, I ...

Snape: What's the matter with you?

Ron: I was wrong.

Snape: Come to my office at 8 o'clock tonight!

in half an hour ...

[Scene: Hagrid's Cabin]

[Snape appears disguised as an old woman] [Prop: an apple]

[Snape walks to the door of the hut, Ron is still standing in the chair looking out of the window]

Snape: What a nice apple, girl. Do you want to buy it?

[Ron shakes his head]

Snape: Don't you think this apple is not delicious?

[Snape cuts an apple in half]

Snape: Come on, try it before you buy it. Free if it's not sweet!

[Ron shakes his head]

Snape: You dare not eat?

Snape: (biting his half of the apple) Look, it's sweet.

[Ron bit the other half trembling and fell into a deep sleep]

Snape thought: My sleeping pills are invincible. )

Harry (entering the room): Luo ... Princess, did you faint again?

[Harry sees Ron's apple with a bite in his hand]

Harry: Snape must have done it!

Snape: Harry, you! ……

……

Harry: It must be the damn bad queen! She poisoned the princess!

[Snape (regretfully) thinks: Harry, how did you learn potions? You can't even tell sleeping pills from poison! )

[backstage] Snape: Harry, how did you learn potions? You can't even tell sleeping pills from poison!

Harry: Professor, I was wrong.

Snape: Come to my office with Ron at 8 o'clock tonight!

Harry: Why?

Snape: Make up lessons! !

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Fifth day

Snape:-1, 2, 3- Open it.

[Scene: Forbidden Forest]

[All the dwarfs carried Ron with wooden boards-the props were not enough to buy a transparent coffin, and they were sad all the way. ]

[Lucius rode by and saw Parkinson]

Lucius: What a beautiful girl!

[Dwarves can't lift Ron long ago]

Hermione: Prince, then marry her to you.

Lucius: Let's go to the cave ahead.

[The dwarf carried Ron and followed Lucius to the cave. ]

Suddenly, a unicorn rushed over, and Hagrid hurried forward to stop it. At this time, the board tilted and Ron rolled down from it. The small piece of poisonous apple in his mouth didn't fall out, but got stuck in Ron's throat. Fortunately, Ron woke up. ]

Hermione: Princess, this prince said he would marry you. Do you agree?

[Ron nods]

Lucius (disappointed): Who said I was going to marry her?

Hermione: The script says!

Lucius: ...

[Ron shakes hands with Lucius]

……

1 min, 2 min, 3 min

……

20min

Snape: Ron, say it!

Ron: Oh, oh, oh, ah, ah. ...

Snape: What's wrong?

Ginny: It seems to be stuck by an apple.

Snape: So ... OK, Draco, you do the voice.

Draco (picks up the receiver): Dear Dad, I love you!

[Parkinson gives Draco an angry look]

Snape: George, get rid of "Dad".

Dobby: Wow, Mr. Snape is so clever!

Neville: Since then, the prince and princess have lived happily.

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End of movement

Hermione was treated by Snape immediately after vomiting.

On the second day of filming, Lubang was sent to St. Mungo Hospital for treatment and has recovered.

After the filming, Ron was taken to St. Mungo Hospital, where he is still.