What are the funny circle of friends?

Funny circle of friends can not only make you happy, but also exaggerate others. Be a humorous person yourself ~ Sort out some sand sculpture sentences about staying up late, hurting friends and not wanting to go to work, and share happiness together ~

Stay up late funny articles:

I don't know what circle you are in, but I have dark circles.

Staying up late can prevent Alzheimer's disease, because staying up late keeps people from getting old.

Not good at getting up early, but thieves will stay up late.

Don't stay up late playing with your mobile phone. Not good for your mobile phone.

Begging my mobile phone to do some self-reflection, why drag me to stay up late every day?

I'm Ao Bai's younger brother, and I stayed up late.

Someone asked me, why don't you sleep? I was shocked. I am a security guard. Can I sleep? Who cares about the safety of my circle of friends when I sleep?

I want to stay up all night and my hair.

I've been staying up late recently, and my liver is not good. Can everyone call me little darling?

Staying up late is really harmful. I suggest you stay up late.

I don't have dark circles. I have earth-toned eye shadow.

It's not that I love staying up late, but that the night needs a bright star like me.

Accompany the moon to work tonight.

I swear I won't stay up late tomorrow. If I stay up late again, I will swear again!

Seeing that staying up late on the internet has many disadvantages, the biggest change for me is that happy staying up late has become a fearful staying up late.

Bad friend funny article:

If your daily life is not satisfactory, don't panic, look at your wallet and savings and just cry.

Listen to you and leave me a book.

I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious, okay?

Please don't desecrate my hard life with your funny eyes.

Brother, can you reduce the resolution on your face a little?

When God closes a door for you, he will also use it to clamp your brain.

I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

You are nothing special, but your face is strong enough. ...

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

Funny articles that don't want to go to work:

Going to work is like marriage in the old society. Obviously, you are not happy, but you should be together.

Working overtime now is a debt owed by skipping classes before.

Work hard and get a good salary. Don't talk to me about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.

I don't want to go to work seven days a week.

It hurts to breathe at work. She lives in every corner of me.

I wish I had slept after crying when I was a child, and now I have to go to work after crying.