Degang Guo has philosophical crosstalk lines.

Crosstalk, a folk rap art. It takes the form of speaking, learning, teasing and singing, highlighting its characteristics. The following are the lines of Degang Guo's philosophical cross talk that I compiled, hoping to help you!

1, failed to stop his door, failed to stop his lock, it was a bank security lock, and he could pry it open with a celery.

Thank you for coming so many people. That's awesome. It's Chinese New Year before the first month, so I salute you and wish you happiness in your later years.

You are willing to die, and I am willing to bury it!

Scientists know martial arts, and even immortals can't stop them.

5. Thank God for the stew. Who took it away for me when I opened my eyes?

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

7. I have an agreement with the music industry in China. I am in charge of humor, and they are in charge of taste. Nobody touches anything or moves.

8. Have pity on me.

9. Many cross talks are made up, but this one is true.

10, there are many people coming. I am very happy. Thank you for coming. Don't go after the party. Go and eat. Whoever goes will pay. Listen to crosstalk 20, hush 16 thousand, and then ask for more money with a smile.

1 1, how advanced the mobile phone is now, color screen, flip cover, slide cover, call through', I can't get through.

12, gold is not expensive, ghosts and gods respect. Money is like dirt, and benevolence is worth a thousand dollars. Dust buries anger, and spring rain moistens a dead heart. Who is the saddest in the battle for cities?

13. Find a Go player to perform for us.

14, the old man's room is full of books, traditional, simplified, ancient and foreign, alas, this is learned!

15, we haven't eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

16, do you want to listen, do you want to listen, or do you want to listen? I will never insist.

17, I was wrong! I was wrong. Do something for me!

18, elegant.

19, marriage is the grave of love-if you don't have a house, you can't even get into the grave!

20. Your shameless appearance resembles my charm.

A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

22. Others look to the sky, and I look to the sky. He is different from me. Others see it falling every day, and I think it is as big as a circle.

23. Would you like to listen? Are you willing to listen or are you willing to listen? I will never insist.

24. Many reporters stood at the door and saw me all around and asked, "Master, do you want a CD?"

25. If you survive, there will be a next time.

26, you bully me, I take a step back; If you bully me again, I will take a step back; You still bully me ...

27. We are not hosts, and we are not scolded by our colleagues. Some scum or something. , are said to the mirror.

28. If you don't know anything, you must be a generous person. You should stay away from him.

29. There is a catty of watermelon, which should be weighed on time.

30, lobster, sea crab, haha! I like to eat shells! Waiter, bring him a plate of melon seeds.

3 1, speak louder without electricity.

Too often, we are angry not because of failure, but because we have not found a good reason for failure.

33. I don't know anything. I advise you to be generous. Stay away from him. Lightning will bring you trouble!

34. What's your name? Stop it!

35. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo.

36. If we get the theater and sell tickets for the competitions and Spring Festival Gala programs over the years, we won't even have enough electricity.

37. My uncle used to be a stewardess.

38, Liu Taoyuan Sanjieyi, escorted the Tang Priest to the West to learn the scriptures, the story is told in a Dream of Red Mansions!

39. From today on, I will never eat lobster again!

40. Meat is divided into five flowers and three layers, and people are divided into three or six layers.

4 1, people's hearts are tortuous, and the roads in the world overlap mountains.

42. There are talents behind talents, and there are people behind talents.

43. Look at the moon before the wind and the lights after the fog. Chrysanthemum blossoms before frost, plum blossoms after snow. Drunk talking about swords, singing in dreams.

44. Is this sentence for the backstage?

45, a steak, no beef, I love onions, put more onions.

46, the pearl of pills, birds don't pray. Jin Dinggui, the fish doesn't want to be cooked. Wealth and longevity are not up to me. This is not for me to decide.

47. It was very cold, so I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I hinged the belt buckle down and put it in my pocket. Sew it yourself!

48. I am a clean and pure person, and my virtue and virtue are my pronouns.

49. My fence is very big, 20 miles on one side and the same length on four sides, a big rectangle.

50. No one who doesn't know Yu Qian has ever eaten pork.

Hello, my name is Degang Guo. Guess who I am?

52. Help if you are in trouble, and help if you are not.

53. Ten years of primary school and twelve years of secondary school. I was named the most familiar face in the school. When the new teacher came, he asked me about the school.

54, only between peers is naked hatred.

55, ten thousand times, the horseshoe is wide in a romantic day.

56. The lock is opened with a noodle, and a pack of instant noodles can open a community.

57. Dress up beautifully!

58. One world, one dream.

59. The sea is shallow and the villain is deep. Never gain fame and fortune, but gain right and wrong easily.

60. Four Great Classical Novels: A Dream of Red Mansions, Water Margin, The Story of Jinghua and Degang Guo. Later, two of my stories were turned out.

6 1, one more, say what? Say something practical.

62. You don't even like dregs? You forgot your roots!

63. In the middle of the night, before the light came on, the storm came to my heart.

The purpose of an actor standing on the stage is to make you laugh, not to educate you. It is a crime for an actor to go on stage and cry to educate the audience.

65. People are at the end of the world, and they can't help themselves. Jianghu children can afford to put it down. If you can't put it down, you have to put it down. Few people who live to be 100 laugh when they are happy, and laugh later when they are unhappy. Happiness is better than anything, and who you compare with is yourself. All my life, I will endure it once and for all.

66. Can I revitalize cross talk by myself? No, probably, it's just a shock at best.

No one who doesn't know him has ever eaten pork.

It's not my engine, it's my pedal!

69. Don't leave after the party. I'll treat you to dinner, and whoever goes will pay.

70. For example, when a chef cooks, you can invent new dishes, but at least you should know what a fried spoon is and what a leaky spoon is.