Qq's daily love questions and answers

I don't miss you at all. Say it again, I'll think about it at 1: 30.

You can go anywhere, as long as you don't leave my heart.

I hope you won't be stingy in the future, huh? I am very stingy. Yes, I'm being stingy again.

The world is like a giant doll machine. I just want to see you through the glass.

I miss the days when we wore school uniforms. Why? Because at that time, we dressed up as lovers.

Daughter-in-law, have you spent enough money playing outside? Honey, don't worry about me. I have enough money. Oh, can you give me a few hundred dollars? The $500 you gave me when you left is running out, huh? ....

Seven, just confessed, who? I don't know you. I don't know you? Who confessed me? Didn't you say you had just been confessed? Yes, I have just been confessed. What do I care?

Come and look me in the eye. What happened? There is nothing in it. Nonsense, there are people I like in it.

Honey, I want lucky money. I haven't celebrated the Spring Festival yet. What kind of lucky money do you want? Have you ever run over me at night? Did you sleep with me? Why don't you give me money for sleeping when you especially crush me and sleep with me? You've deepened the routine.

I'm lonely. I love you. How do you say it in English?

It's really hard to be in a different place, but it's useless if you don't accompany me every day.

12. Do you have a car? No, do you have a room? No, it's okay. From now on, you have me.

Thirteen, if you are tired, you don't have to watch the sunset. I will accompany you on the road of life.

Fourteen, I will bark for you like a dog. Yes, yes, bark, bark, my husband will fuck me, grass, I can't play anymore.

Fifteen, I don't know what ball is the happiest? What do you mean? Can you guess? I don't know. I'm chasing you.

Sixteen, I hope that when I get old, the people around me will still be you.

Seventeen, I have been sitting for you for thousands of years just to miss you together for the next moment.

Eighteen, you are too thin, you should eat more, otherwise I don't want you, and if you are fat, you can't return! It is best to eat fat. When you get fat, no one will fight with me, and you will belong to me alone.

Nineteen, you are like a game to me. What game? Call (I am the world)

Twenty, obedient, discuss life with you at night 1 time disobedient, discuss life 7 times.

I heard that you like to meow. I heard that you are short of a meow.

Do you like strawberries? Yes, I will plant it for you. It is planted in your soil at 37℃. There are many places with 37℃ on me. Where are you going to plant it? The horizontal slot has been reversed.

I miss you, I want to sleep with you, I want to wake up with you.

Why did you break up with me? We are not suitable, I know you don't love me. After we realized this, we only shot 265,438+0 times. Leave me alone. We have only been dating for three days!

26. Like air, you are everywhere, and you surround me so warmly.

Twenty-seven, Xia Feng can't dry. Would you like to come down with me and bring home the fiery red sun and warm autumn?

28. Do you have someone you like? Yes, what does she look like? Have I seen her? You've seen it. who is it? Do you have a mirror around you? There is one in the bathroom. Why? You walk over and the person I like is in the mirror.

29.do you love me? Love. Then let's get a marriage certificate. What's the hurry? Wait until the wedding is over! Do you know what cloth and paper are afraid of? I don't know, cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand, or get a license first! .....

Thirty, are you there? Yes, is Alipay rich? Help me buy something, and I'll give you cash later. how much is it? Not much, 128, oh, I only have more than 30 left in Alipay, and 28 will do. Sorry, I made a mistake just now, but there are more than three.

Thirty-one, little sister, are you there? Yes, can you cook? Yes, what a coincidence. I can eat. Why can't I? What a coincidence, I will.

32. Honey, I miss you, and I miss you, too. Don't you show a little? Yaoyao, stop pretending. You know I'm a practical person, so I'll treat you to a big meal after work tonight. No, please be polite and give me some money to spend! You're here for money. ....

Thirty-three, my chopsticks say I miss your lips, my quilt says I want to sleep with you, and my paparazzi says I want to rub you.

I find that I hate you more and more. I'm tired of seeing you. Me too. what did you say ? Say it again, I hate myself more and more.

I love you. Do you know what my heart is worth? How much is it worth? One hundred million, don't brag, because I am single-minded to you! It's just some tricks. ....

36. Waiting for someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a boat at the airport.

37. I have been paying attention to you in every way you know or don't know.

Honey, who do you think is the most beautiful, Fan Bingbing or Li Bingbing? Why aren't you in the options? Then which one of us is the best? Fan Bingbing, mmp ....

A routine love story, ask and answer.

one

Let's play a game!

All right!

One, two, three, wooden head, don't move!

You moved! !

Because I have a crush on you.

two

What's on my mind every day?

Miss you

three

Man: You are a little strange today.

W: What's so strange?

M: It's beautiful.

four

Can you lend me your cup?

What's the matter?

Because I want to lend you my life.

five

You won't cook for me.

How can I be spoiled with you?

six

Man: I have super powers.

Woman: Huh?

M: I like you very much.

seven

Do you like cats or dogs?

cat

-meow ~

eight

Every pen of mine is so sweet.

Hmm?

Because every pen knows your name.

nine

Let me carry you.

Why?

You ran in my dream all night last night. You must be exhausted.

ten

Man: My dream came true last night.

W: Can the dream come true?

M: Chat with people you like.

eleven

I think you gave me a cold.

why

Because I have no resistance to you.

twelve

Man: I've put up with you for a long time.

W: So, what do you want?

Man: Endure you all your life.

thirteen

You know what my weakness is?

You have so many shortcomings, how should I know?

No, there is one thing you must know, and that is your lack.

fourteen

M: My chest is so stuffy recently.

Woman: What's the matter?

Woman: Are you sick?

Because you are in my heart.

fifteen

May I kiss you?

cannot

What did I just say to you?

May I kiss you?

Well, that's okay.

sixteen

M: I think we should go swimming.

W: Why? I don't want to go in the cold

Man: Idiot, otherwise how could we fall in love?

seventeen

If you and I meet, where do you suggest going?

Mountains and rivers, beautiful wind and waves.

Anywhere is good.

I'm glad it's you

eighteen

Man: Do you smell burning?

Woman: No. What is the smell of burning?

It is my love for you that is burning.

Woman: Why don't you go to heaven?

Man: Because there is you on the earth, fool.

nineteen

There must be poison in your smile.

I was killed in two places.

A soft place to cry.

This is a very difficult place.

twenty

M: There have been rumors recently that I like you.

Woman: Ah! ! ! !

M: I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

twenty-one

The light is broken and can be repaired.

Bread can be bought when it is sold out.

I just hope you come and don't go.

Twenty Two

I have a very serious question.

What problem?

When are you getting married?

I don't know.

Well, I'll marry you when you think about it.

twenty-three

What's your blood type?

You are my ideal type.

twenty-four

You will be a happy person, a happy person.

A person with security.

Of course, the premise is to be my person.

twenty-five

Do you love me?

love

What's the use of just saying love?

Let's do it together.

twenty-six

After meeting you, M: I just want to be a person.

Woman: Who?

Your people.

twenty-seven

Do you know what the sourest vinegar is?

Is not qualified to be jealous.

Because I like you.

28

Man: What I fear most is you.

Woman: Why are you afraid of me? I won't do anything to you.

Afraid of losing you.

Twenty-nine

Do you know where the ends of the earth are?

where

I don't know, either.

But I'm willing to take you with me.

thirty

I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child.

I want to be an artist when I grow up,

at present

I just want to go to your house.

Thirty-one

Do you know what day it was yesterday?

What day?

It is the day when I love you.

Thirty two

Man: What is a wooden door?

Woman: Wooden door

Man: What is the door made of iron?

Woman: Iron gate

Man: What about the door made by happiness?

Woman: the door to happiness

Man: No, it's us.

thirty-three

From today, I will be a vegetarian.

Why?

Because, you are my type.

Thirty four

Woman: Little brother, little brother, let me give you something. Do you want it?

Man: What?

Woman: You hold out your hand. (After the boy reaches out, the girl puts her hand on it. ) me, do you want it?

Thirty-five

W: You look like one of my relatives.

M: Huh? who

Woman: My mother's son-in-law.

Thirty-six years old

Your lips are cracked.

Well, I didn't bring my lip balm today.

I have it in my mouth, so I don't care about you!

Thirty seven

I only have two hobbies.

Like to eat, like you

To put it simply: I like eating you.

Thirty eight

What can you wash?

Woman: Where are the clothes? I can wash any clothes.

Then will you like me?

39 years old

Speaking of the advantages of boyfriends

To sum up, it is five words.

You can choose a girlfriend

forty

Man: Can you guess where my heart is?

Woman: On the left.

Man: Idiot, over there.

Recommended reading: Love words suitable for boyfriends and boyfriends

What is the experience of having a super sweet-talking male ticket?

I want you to know that this fish pond has been contracted by you.

1、

I'm leaving. Hello, I'm siri, and I'm back.

I don't know where else to go except by your side.

2、

Do you like me?

This question cannot be asked,

Can only feel, can't answer, can only act.

3、

Am I pretty?

It's beautiful. You can feel it through the clouds.

4、

I think you are like Dirichlet function,

It's not continuous everywhere, I don't know when it came out,

There is no restriction anywhere, and there is no integration anywhere.

Invisible but real.

5、

Some time ago, I was preparing for the wedding and had a quarrel with my parents.

I reluctantly spit at him:

Why do parents care about everything?

Everyone has their own obsession that they want to realize at the wedding.

You must have one, too.

He said yes, that is to marry you,

Can do this,

I don't think any other details are important.

6. Have dinner with him once.

I was twittering around,

The faster he eats,

If you want to finish eating quickly,

I'll talk to you earlier.

7. He gave me a pen.

I chose this as a gift because,

This pen will represent me,

Accompany you through all the joys and sorrows.

8、

Walking in the street will suddenly stop,

Kiss my eye socket.

You're like a slimy little snot,

He said, let me catch a cold for life.

9、

When I turned on the phone, I received his nonsense when he was drunk.

I'm at the seaside,

There are waves and reefs here, but there is no you.

God knows,

I have so many interesting things,

I want to tell you.

I thought I saw him bend down to pick up a small stone and throw it away.

The appearance of bulging.

10、

After one time,

I asked him do you love me?

He said of course.

I said that what I said in bed is not credible, right?

He quickly climbed out of bed and stood on the ground. I love you.

1 1、

I think you'll like me getting drunk.

Why?

Because there are many things you like to say to you.

12、

Are you a fool?

I was just stupid in front of you.

13、

Are you there?

Keke

I don't know if I should talk about you.

What is this?

I think you look like a pig.

you are

Yes, you are.

Because you are the apple of my eye.

14、

fortune

Hey hey.

Call your husband.

Husband ~

Call again.

Husband!

Shout more, because this is the sweetest love story I have ever heard.

Q&A love story routine

1. Send my name to your account book. How many days will it arrive?

I miss you very much at this time. Please take care of yourself for me.

Since there is nothing to say, just give me a kiss.

Can you hold my hand? From wife to old woman.

Is there anything you won't do? I won't leave you.

6.why are you so short? Because I have always been a mini!

7. Do you know why I am so tall? Why do I support you? Because the sky is falling.

8. Do you know what kind of God I like? Your eyes.

I love you only because I love you. Come and love me if you are not convinced.

10. It's a pity that we finally met and quarreled. I'll give you a hug and touch my head so that we won't have a cold war, okay?

1 1. I want to jump on your back in a T-shirt and ponytail and listen to you say that I am the most beautiful girl in your world.

12. I want to give you a gift that you like very much, but the postman won't let me stay in the paper box.

13. I want to be your shoes, because I want to accompany you through every step of life.

14. I have closed one eye, just waiting for you to say good night and close the other.

15. If you like someone, go after him. If you can't catch him, keep chasing him. If you can't catch him, break his leg.

16. In the future, if you are lucky enough to be with me, we must have a clear division of housework. You clean the house and I'll help you clean it.

17. It rains in every city. Just like I miss you everywhere.

18. How long have you been single? I'm sorry to have kept you waiting since birth.

19. Your sense of existence is like air. Really? I can't live without you.

20. Can you lend me your cup? What's the matter? Because I want to lend you my life.

2 1. Do you have a map? Huh? I seem lost in your eyes.

22. Do you know what quilt to cover in winter? The quilt should be a baby.

23. Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

24. Do you know where the scenery of this place is? I don't know, I'm not very familiar with it. I think you are the most beautiful scenery here.

25. Is there a hospital nearby? No, why? Because of you, my heart is beating too hard.

26. The number 1 to 9. If I am 9, where are you 8? Why is it because I want to be by your side?

27. Which hurts you more, an iron stick or a wooden stick? I feel sorry for the iron bar.

28. Let me tell you how to lose two pounds in a week. Ok, how to reduce it? Put your heart in my position.

29. We may have been hit by an arrow. Huh? Cupid's arrow.

30. Shall we exchange gifts together? All right. Well, from now on, you are mine and I am yours.

3 1. Shall we learn to swim together and fall in love?

32. My blood sugar is very low. Say something sweet to me quickly.

33. I'm listening to your song, single cycle. I've been thinking about you all day, single cycle.

34. Since I met you, I feel that life is too short. Why is the sweet part so long?

35. I have gained a lot of weight recently. Probably because I have you in my heart.

Q&A love story routine

1. I don't want to accept red envelopes, I just want to accept your little baby.

2. Being tired of eating watermelon in summer is like being tired of living without you but not waiting for you.

After seeing your name for so long, there will still be a moment when I feel that the world is still.

Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance! !

5. Only when you eat the whole family bucket with me can we be considered as a family.

I regret knowing you. You made me feel pain when you left me.

7. Less and less like yourself, less and less like a wife.

8. Maybe everything has a deadline, such as yesterday's you, such as love words that haven't been sent yet.

9. Since we can't be born together, we will suffer together for a lifetime.

10. If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

1 1. If you were a cactus, I would bear all the pain to hug you.

12. Pretend that this gust of wind blows over you, close your eyes, reach out and pretend that you are hugging and thinking of you. It is clearest when you are alone.

13. You are too ordinary. No. But you have always been in my heart and never left.

14. Will you shut up? I didn't say anything. Then why can't I stop thinking about your voice?

15. You are guilty. ? You not only broke into my heart, but also stole my heart.

16. I want to be your shoes, because I want to accompany you through every step of life.

17. I will never like people like you. ? I only love you.

18. I've gained weight recently. It's all your fault. Why? Because you are so cute.

19. liking you is the closest thing I have ever done to love.

20. I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won't let me into the box.

2 1. This is white sugar, this is brown sugar, and you are my strong sugar.

22. Did an earthquake just happen? No, then why did I see you? My heart was shocked.

23. Tell you three anti-aging methods. What method? Love me, love me, love me.

24. It's much more interesting to read your chat records than your pay slips.

25. Do you know what quilt to cover in winter? The quilt should be a baby.

26. Do you know where the scenery of this place is? I don't know, I'm not very familiar with it. I think you are the most beautiful scenery here.

27. Is there a hospital nearby? No, why? Because of you, my heart is beating too hard.

28. The number 1 to 9. If I am 9, where are you 8? Why is it because I want to be by your side?

29. Hey, why put your hand out? I want to hold my girlfriend's hand.

Let me ask you a question. Which one is not related to you? Husband, wife is so smart.

3 1. I'll take you to drink a wine. Have you never had a drink? Our wedding banquet

There is only one thing I want from my boyfriend, and that must be you.

33. I think I have seen you before. Where are you? On my marriage certificate

34. I have a good eye for people. Then who do you think I am? You are my man.

35. Shall we go for a drink? What wine to drink? Our wedding reception.

36. I missed a necessity What is missing? you

37. I'm a little playboy, huh? Idiot, I spent my heart on you.