Talking about the tips of selling swords

The tips for chatting and selling swords are as follows:

When you go out with a girl and don't know what to talk about, just tell her and I'll tell you a story. Girls will ask you, what story? Just tell her that one day, the farmer caught a pig and let it run away without paying attention. Do you know where the pig went? At this time, girls will definitely ask curiously: "Where have you been?" Just tell her that pigs come to listen to stories.

Believe me, at this time, the girl will definitely hit you with her little fist. Here comes the point. You can pretend to be serious and say to her, "Oh, well, I'm not kidding you. Seriously, the pig ran into a cave and met a tiger. The next day, the tiger honked his horn. Do you know how tigers honk their horns?

She said she didn't know, so you let her guess. What did she guess? You said, well, you guessed it. She asked you why, and you said, "Because only pigs know." Girls will be angry and funny, and will hit you, which will not only arouse her emotions, but also produce physical contact. Didn't this atmosphere come up at once?