Fortune Telling Collection - Free divination - A funny copy that makes people laugh.

A funny copy that makes people laugh.

One. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I tell you.

2. Before the college entrance examination, it was a national first-class protected animal, after the college entrance examination, it was a wild animal, and after the score was checked, it was a pest.

3. Get up in the morning and toss a coin, surf the Internet head-on, sleep on the opposite side and get up for class, but after thinking about it, forget it, the risk is too great.

4. Be a mature adult, put autumn clothes into autumn trousers and autumn trousers into socks.

It's not that I'm not humorous, but that I live by the sea and it's not convenient to tell jokes for fear of causing a tsunami.

She got angry and ran out of the door. He rushed downstairs to stop her and took the door back.