What is the best reason to break up?

Hello, dear! I'm happy to answer your question.

1, the most subtle reason: we didn't start at all, don't say the end, okay?

2, the most euphemistic reason: you misunderstood, I have always liked you, not loved you.

3. coldest reason: break up and pretend nothing happened.

4. The palest reason: I'm in love again, not you.

5. The most hypocritical reason: You will find someone better than me in the future. After breaking up, we can still be good friends. . . .

6, the most vulgar reason: suddenly found that we have no common language.

7. The most farfetched reason: Your cat doesn't like me. Let's break up.

8. The most disgusting reason: You are my first love, but I am not suitable for you. You know I will always remember your kindness. Although we are not together, your love will be treasured in my heart forever.

9. The simplest reason: I don't love you anymore.

10, the most helpless reason: it seems that we were wrong from the beginning. Fortunately, we don't need to continue, otherwise it will become a lifelong fault.

1 1, the cruelest reason: this is a game, not love. Why are you so serious?

12, the most realistic reason: we want to get married, but we don't have a house. We want love, but we have no feelings. It is more practical for us to break up. Entanglement is a waste of life.

13, the gentlest reason: Maybe I am not suitable for you, just let me go quietly, I believe your future will be beautiful.

14, the most gentlemanly reason: I cherish this relationship very much, but I find that your love for me is always at arm's length, and love needs fate. If you don't love me, shall we break up with a smile?

15, the most unreasonable reason: do you still need a reason to break up?