I met a girl of the same age who desperately needs her husband and children. The children are three or four years old, and I don't even know where my husband is.

***50 questions, the answer is at the end. Serial one

1, age

I got on an express train. About midnight 10 minutes ago, a man got on the train at the midway station.

In the car, he suddenly regained consciousness after the door was closed and began to look around the faces of passengers around him.

"Forgive my ignorance, are you 28 years old?" He asked me, "Yes, but how do you know?"

I asked him this question, but he ignored me and only talked to others.

"Are you 45 years old this year?"

"That's right."

"Are you 62 years old?"

"How do you know?"

I have been repeating this conversation with seemingly strange passengers. It looks as if the man just glanced at someone else.

The special ability of a face to know its age.

At this time, the next stop is about 15 minutes away, and all the passengers, including me, voted for this man.

Pi Nuo stared until he asked about the last lady.

"Are you 50 years old?"

"Yes, but it will be 5 1 year old in five minutes!" The lady answered with a smile.

Suddenly, the man was livid, as if shocked beyond measure.

2. An affair

A former work partner was recently transferred to my work unit because they are both married men.

I used to go out to play or drink and chat together, so I asked him to go to a nearby teahouse to catch up.

I asked him, "What have you been doing recently? What are you making? " He smiled and began to tell his past experiences.

About a year ago, he met a woman ten years younger than him. During the Christmas holiday, he was with her at 22, 23, 24 and 25.

Spent it at home Of course, because he didn't go home for four days in a row, his own family almost made trouble.

In addition,

He also deeply felt sorry for his daughter who went to primary school. So at 7 pm on the 25th, he insisted on going home. As a result, this woman

But he cried and begged him not to go.

In the end, the two men had a big fight, so he left her in desperation and went directly to the elevator on the 1 1 floor to leave.

"What a surprise ..." He smiled and said, "When I walked out of the door, she was already waiting for me outside ..."

3. Bus

A couple, with their children, went to the countryside in sightseeing bus to return to their wife's hometown in the countryside. When the bus goes to the mountains,

Between the road and the road, because the child is clamoring for hunger, the couple who can't stand the child have to ask the driver to let them get off halfway.

Car, first found a fast food restaurant nearby to solve a meal.

When they were full of food and drink, the TV in the restaurant broadcast a news report that a car was driving in the mountainous area just now.

The country tour bus was just hit by a falling stone on the mountain, causing all the people on board to die and no one survived. Take a closer look.

That's the bus they just took!

Looking at the news, my wife murmured, "If only we hadn't got off the bus just now ..."

The husband listened to her words and said angrily, "What are you talking about? If we don't get off now ... "

Without leaving, he also understood the meaning of his wife's words. "Oh, yes, if we don't get off now ..."

4. Babies

A woman gave birth to a baby in obstetrics and gynecology. In the middle of the night, the nurse went to check on the baby and accidentally found the baby.

The baby is cold, lifeless and dead.

When the hospital learned about it, it decided to hide it and replace the dead baby with an orphan baby born just a few days ago. Zaisheng

The parturient was unconscious during childbirth and had never seen her own child, so in theory, she was taken away by a baby who still could not see the characteristics.

Generations are foolproof.

The next day, the hospital arranged for the mother to see the replacement baby, but as soon as she saw it, she roared, "This is not my baby!" " "

Step 5 step on

I am a commuter who often takes the new york subway. Every morning when I go to work, I will see something mumbling in the subway.

What a tramp. Out of curiosity, I secretly leaned against the wall near him and eavesdropped on his words.

An Obasan passed by him, and the tramp whispered, "Pig!" " "

What is this? Simply compare each other to animals?

Next, an ordinary office worker man passed by, "People!" He said it again.

Well, he is really an ordinary guy in all aspects.

Every few days, I go to the subway station to eavesdrop on the tramp's thoughts. Before his eyes, he passed a thin man.

Down and out man, "cow!" He said so.

Cattle? You look like a thin bird, don't you?

Next, a fat man passed by him and said, "Cai!" " "

Food? Shouldn't it be a pig?

After returning to China, I carefully thought about the logical relationship. Maybe he is talking about that person's past life, or he will be reincarnated.

what's up But after a few days, I observed his words and deeds again, and I always felt that it didn't look like a good agreement.

Finally one day, I couldn't hold back my curiosity. I went directly to ask the tramp what he could do and asked him for it.

The way to gain his ability. After seeing my determined eyes, the tramp said nothing but put his palm on my head.

The tramp disappeared from the subway from the next day.

Is he a god?

Or a fairy?

In a word, I finally know what that ability is, because I got it and replaced the tramp.

6. Go home (formerly the first person is a woman)

Today, I was scolded by my boss again, that is, the old bald donkey whose comments are even worse in lesbian affairs.

"Well, I never thought that the prisoner who followed me was an old thief, did I?" I thought so and arrived at the same time.

At home.

Although it is home, it is actually an old house with only two rooms, only the living room, kitchen and bedroom, and only the kitchen.

The living room has windows, although it's really cheap.

I opened the door and entered the room. I was shocked. The wardrobe in the living room was turned upside down!

I remember, I forgot to lock the door when I went out after breakfast this morning, so I went to work. ...

Uh-huh ... the window is locked, which means they must have broken in through the entrance!

I feel so uncomfortable! Really annoying! I really want to die!

Forget it. I'm too tired today. I won't have dinner. Let's talk about it tomorrow!

I was sure that the porch was locked again and walked to the dormitory.

7. family

"Oh, it's not ready yet?" I asked my wife with my back to my face, why do women take so long to prepare?

Between?

"It's almost over. There is no need to be in such a hurry. Look at you. Xiaoxiang, you look very upset. Stop fidgeting. "

She's right. I was born with this kind of impatience. I can't help it

I took a cigarette out of my suit pocket and lit it.

"I wonder if my parents-in-law will be surprised when they suddenly return to them?"

"No, they must have laughed from ear to ear when they saw their grandson grow so big!" I looked at my sleeping son Xiang, so I went back.

Answer her.

"Wait so long, ok, ah ..."

"Well, what's the matter?"

"Husband, you are here!"

My wife pointed at my neck and I reached out and touched it. "ah! Forgot! "

"Husband is really, not only anxious but also reckless. Come and let me help you. "

"Husband, I love you." My wife helped me straighten my neck.

"Why do you suddenly talk about this?"

"What does this have to do? We are currently a couple! " Honey, she ran away from my eyes, as if she were very shy.

"Well, I love you, too." I don't know. I haven't been so explicit in years.

Although a little shy, I feel good. I hold my wife's hand.

"Then let's go!"

"hmm!"

8. failure

I woke up after falling asleep on the last tram and found a strange girl sleeping with her head on my shoulder.

She has long black hair, which makes people feel quite cute, and is not as beautiful as Sadako's gloomy long black hair.

I don't reject the present state, besides, there is still a period of time before my station, so let's just do it for the time being.

After a few more stops, at last, only the girl and I were left in the whole carriage. At which station should she get off? We should wake her first.

Really?

When I was thinking, I was unconsciously ready to move my body.

"Don't move ..." The girl with her head on my shoulder closed her eyes and said softly.

"I want to go on like this ..." She said.

Although it feels subtle to say this to the man I met for the first time, I haven't understood the amorous feelings of asking her why in this situation.

Degree, let her rely on.

However, anyway, the station where I want to get off is coming, and I'm a little worried. Ask her first anyway.

"Well, where are you going to get off?"

"The station where I fell?" She asked in return.

"No, it's the station where you want to get off. Which station? "

"The stop where you get off is the stop where you fall." She spat out this ambiguous answer. Then it seems to be looking at my face and asking.

Son, and replied: "the station where you got off is the station where I fell."

Maybe ... she tried to kill herself?

Try to jump off the platform at the station where I got off!

As soon as I realized this possibility, I immediately tried to tell her, "I can't fall!" " "

"If you get off, I'll fall." She answered.

Although this is a threat to some extent, the first thing is not to let her commit suicide. There is no way. "Ok, I won't get off." I have to do this.

Answer her.

She immediately

Smile happily: "Thank you, it's a deal, but if you break the agreement, so will you."

Go down together! "

After hearing what she said, I can't help but feel a chill behind me, but the urgent task now is to calm her down, so I just:

"Well, it's agreed!"

Just then, the tram shook violently.

At that moment, I finally fully understood her seemingly incomprehensible words and deeds.

But it's too late. She fell, and so did I.

9. Photographic Notes of Africa

That happened when I was shooting scenery in Africa. I saw a big tree in the distance with my telescope (not a baobab tree,

Ordinary tree), there are ten locals staying on it, looking down.

I followed and looked down. There are some lions lying around, and a hat falls beside them. I'll look at this tree again,

This man is wearing the same hat as that one.

"Ha ha, what a bad guy. The hat just fell near the lion and can't be found now." I put down my telescope with a smile.

Turn in the other direction.

10, Naisai

Go to the bathhouse every day on weekdays, and it is more routine to go in for a warm bath and sweat before taking a bath.

Just about a minute after I entered the sauna, a man followed me in to see who stayed longer. Here it is.

I will never go out unless a man goes out, which is also my unique habit.

10 minutes passed, and the other person was a fat man, who looked at least 100 kilograms.

15 minutes later, I'm still sweating like rain. I can hold on, you fat bastard!

18 minutes passed, and finally the fat man lost weight. He staggered to his feet, as if he would fall to the ground at any moment.

Stumbling towards the outside of Sanwen.

Won! I can't help posing for victory in the sauna!

……………………………… ..

When I regained consciousness, I found myself in a strange room and an old uncle was watching me. That old uncle is a bathhouse.

Shou Feitai service personnel.

He said to me, "when I went to check, I found you outside the sauna, sitting against the door, unconscious!" " "

It seems to be heatstroke, and it seems a bit too brave.

Abreu continued to sigh: "It's really tiring to carry you here. I am a old bones. Pay more attention next time! "

I thanked the old man again and again before I went home. Have a good beer and have a rest.

1 1, brother

I once had a younger brother. Although the memory of the past is vague, what impressed me most was sharing my father's gift with my brother.

Happy memories when I was a sugar orange boy.

It just didn't last long. My brother died a few months after he was born, but he still lives in the heart of every family.

12, diary

In August 2008, I found a suspicious diary at home.

First of all, my wife, who got married six years ago, chose a house and bought it in the Middle Ages, but she married two people the year before last.

The daughters were killed in the shipwreck together. Although the two daughters were washed up on two different shores two days later, they were not saved.

Live.

A few days ago, I hired a carpenter to transform my wife's room. As a result, he gave me a book saying that smallpox was among his wife.

Diary found on the blackboard.

That diary is really his wife's handwriting. Yes, open it:

7/ 15: I want my husband to live with you from today. It was my wife's wedding anniversary. )

9/2 1: I am where I am because of you.

12/9: Even so, I won't leave my husband.

2/23: Almost there!

2/29: Can you understand?

At this moment, I immediately felt very scared, and I immediately moved to a far away place.

12, diary

In August 2008, I found a suspicious diary at home.

First of all, my wife, who got married six years ago, chose a house and bought it in the Middle Ages, but she married two people the year before last.

The daughters were killed in the shipwreck together. Although the two daughters were washed up on two different shores two days later, they were not saved.

Live.

A few days ago, I hired a carpenter to transform my wife's room. As a result, he gave me a book saying that smallpox was among his wife.

Diary found on the blackboard.

That diary is really his wife's handwriting. Yes, open it:

7/ 15: I want my husband to live with you from today. It was my wife's wedding anniversary. )

9/2 1: I am where I am because of you.

12/9: Even so, I won't leave my husband.

2/23: Almost there!

2/29: Can you understand?

At this moment, I immediately felt very scared, and I immediately moved to a far away place.

14, Dream

I am a person who understands the way of dreams and has the special ability to act completely in my own sleep and get what I want.

Therefore, my dream every night is a complete paradise for me. The only fly in the ointment is that I will drop five points in it.

Smell and taste.

For me, I get up early every morning and write down my dreams in my dream notebook.

Routine.

Whenever reading always makes me relive that incomparable happiness, whenever I talk about my dream with my brother who sleeps next to me and give it to him.

He always envies me when he reads my dream notes. At this time, I always tell him: "That's because you haven't practiced enough!" "

In order to record my dreams quickly, I put my notebook and pen on the pillow and lay under the bed without telling my brother tonight.

When I came to my senses, I found myself in the battlefield, and the sound of bullets was everywhere. "Ha ha,

It's not bad to have this dream. Kill it! "I picked up the gun scattered at my feet and started shooting at the target.

But unexpectedly, I didn't feel very refreshed, so I concentrated and began to think about my next dream.

Seeing that my gun gradually turned into a Japanese knife from the inside out, I felt very comfortable. I immediately raised my knife and cut it at the enemy in front of me.

It feels so cool! Unexpectedly, chopping people is such a thing. I hacked in ecstasy until I stabbed the enemy like a honeycomb.

Seeing him groaning and falling down, with strong blood, I continued stabbing without care.

Soon, I finally felt completely satisfied. Well, I can almost wake up from my dream. I have to write this down in my book quickly.

Dream notes will do.

15, curse

I finally got the legendary "curse book" from somewhere.

When you open it, the first sentence inside is: "If you follow the steps recorded in this book, you can successfully curse your place."

The desired object, but if there is an error in the step,

Then this curse will bite the caster! Even so, do you want to continue? "

That's bullshit！

It is because I have an absolutely unforgivable enemy that I worked so hard to get this cursed book and I began to read it.

Read and follow the instructions in his book:

1, please close your eyes first and concentrate on remembering the face of the object you want to curse.

That guy's face ... I can't forget it if I want to. I immediately closed my eyes and thought about his five senses. What is it?

"2. Please imagine carefully how to curse and kill him. "

I immediately recalled all the painful ways to die in my mind, and then what?

"3. Please keep your eyes open for the last update. "

16, diary

One afternoon.

In the forest where many birds haunt, a little girl walks like a fly.

"Mom, where are you? 」

The little girl shouted loudly, but there was no response.

In the meantime, the girl came to a room unconsciously.

"Mom, are you here? 」

If the little girl knows something, she will open the door and have a look.

I suddenly found that there was nothing in it except a diary.

May 16

Tomorrow is a very happy Christmas, and we will receive many presents.

This must be a happy day.

May 17

Santa Claus didn't come

Santa Claus didn't come

Santa Claus didn't come

May 18

I was really happy yesterday.

Because I received a gift from Santa Claus.

But it's weird. Where should I put this gift?

September 33 rd

The hands of the clock are slowly approaching.

12.65

Today, I can finally go out.

Besides, there are many people outside.

Countless, almost countless abnormal locks.

But everyone's face looks strange.

Why is this?

Seeing this, the little girl suddenly closed her diary because she found something. ...

Yes, little girl. She finally found out ...

17, escape

Can't read, can't talk to people.

This kind of me is superfluous to anyone.

As my father's punching bag at home. Violence against me has intensified.

It's really sad

"I thought I could escape."

I want to run away from home and meet it at once. More than ever before.

I really hate my ignorance.

Pregnant mother and sister are talking and laughing to prepare dinner.

Today is the last day after such a hard day.

Consciousness gradually blurred.

This should be, as I expected. Everybody, come with me. ...

Ah, go to hell. Just as I expected!

A few months later

"Is a very healthy boy! 」

Uncle said so.

I was not sad, but I cried loudly.

I opened my eyes and a man and a woman looked at me.

I don't know why I miss someone

The man said in a very gentle voice.

"Do you think you can escape?"

18, kill brother

My brother suddenly went crazy and killed the whole family.

But such a brother was immediately arrested and sentenced to death.

Among them, my sister was lucky enough to survive, and the whole thing lost her memory because of shock.

My sister, who lost her parents and memory and survived like a walking corpse, met a fortune teller one day.

So I started divining my past.

"Why did my brother suddenly go crazy? 」

"No, your brother is quite calm. 」

"Then why did my brother kill the whole family? 」

"No, your brother only killed one person. 」

Suddenly, my sister remembered everything and began to sob.

19, delivered to your door

My conversation with ZJS.

"Excuse me, I want to ask about this package …" said ZJS.

Oh, it's on the first floor of Building B. I say

"Thank you." ZJS said.

Close the door.

By the way, my room is on the third floor of building C.

20. Santa Claus

Wow ~ Thanks, Dad&; uot

& uot! ! Not dad, but Santa Claus, right, mom? & ampuot

& UOT drinks ~ ~ It must be like this &; uot

the Santa Claus

I like Santa Claus best.

I want to be Santa Claus when I grow up.

I want to play with the new toy I just bought today.

& uot click &; uot；

Hey, what's that noise? ...

Dad is Santa Claus.

Mom is Santa Claus.

Who is Santa Claus? ...

155

I am Santa Claus, too

Ah ha ha ha

2 1, girlfriend

After becoming a college student

Finally, I started my long-awaited solitary life.

Although it is only very common.

But it's still mine.

Hooray!

But there is one thing that worries me.

When I first moved in, the manager told me that someone lived next door.

But I haven't seen my neighbor for three months.

This makes me feel a little strange. ......

What's even weirder is that every night.

There will always be some repressed female laughter from next door.

And always at 3: 00 a. m. sharp.

A strange woman lives next door, doesn't she?

One day, I left home early because I was unwell.

Just in the window, I saw the manager showing a new customer.

I'll ask him about his neighbor.

"Well, your neighbor is a boy your age, and he seems to be in a university with you. He should be at home now. "

On second thought, I thought I should say hello.

"Hello ... I live next door ..."

"Well, what can I do for you?" (finally meet! The man who opened the door was an ordinary man.

"Nothing ... I just heard from the manager that we went to the same university ... and we didn't seem to have met, so I thought about it.

Come and say hello. "

"Ah ... so you are also a student of XX University! Please give me more advice! Because I have to work in izakaya, I often do.

I came home very late! "(so that's it! )

Then we started chatting. ......

"By the way ... I often hear girls' voices ..."

"Oh, my girlfriend and I work together in izakaya, and sometimes she will come to see me after work" (really! ! How envious! ! ! )

"Well ... please give my regards to your girlfriend."

"well! Come and have a drink with your girlfriend when you are free! " (Shit! ! I don't have a girlfriend! ! ! ! )

22. Twin sisters

A pair of twin sisters were killed.

The sisters' eyes and mouths were sealed by the prisoner with tape.

The prisoner whispered in his sister's ear.

"If you try to resist or run away, I will kill your sister."

Then the prisoner whispered in his sister's ear

"If you try to resist or escape, I will kill your sister.

23. Attendance Hotel

I rented a hotel room with my colleagues because I had to attend.

At that time, my colleague had work to do and would not come back tonight.

I went to bed early because I was timid.

But in the middle of the night, I heard a knock at the door.

"Is it the hotel staff?" I called, but no one answered.

I looked at the door and felt very scared.

The knock on the door lasted from midnight until dawn.

Then I returned it immediately.

Then I talked to my colleagues who came back from work about knocking at the door.

"It happened," he said.

He said that there had been a fire in this hotel before.

A man was trapped in that room because he couldn't escape.

So far, his body or remains have not been found.

Ah ah ... Luckily, I can open that door. ......

24. Headphones

The earphone just worth RMB suddenly broke down.

Is it because I've been listening to music at the maximum volume?

Suddenly, it broke with a bang.

I threw it angrily on a TV set worth 40 thousand yuan.

And then immediately regretted it.

Thinking, "It won't just break down, will it?" I turn on the TV.

There is nothing wrong with the image, but there is no sound.

It's so bad that even the 40 thousand TV is broken

It's surprisingly quiet outside today anyway.

Let's go out for a walk to change our mood.

25. Wash your face.

It's almost time to go out.

Look at the clock, it's almost dusk!

I haven't washed my face yet

Although I feel very troublesome, I can't help it. ......

I turned on the faucet in the washbasin and wet my face with clean water.

Then pour the facial cleanser into the palm of your hand and rub it with your hands to make it foam.

Then draw a circle on your cheek and spread the facial cleanser all over your face.

There has been a loud gurgling sound of running water in the drain pipe.

It's time to clean up the foam.

I look for water with my hands.

Huh? Where is it? Why can't my hands touch the water?

Then the foam flowed into my eyes.

That I can't find it directly with my eyes.

The faucet ... where is the faucet?

Ah, ah ... finally touched the tap

I turned on the tap to let the water run out.

Then wash the foam off your face with water.

Dry your face with a towel.

Turn off the tap again.

Ah ... why do you feel that the mirror in the toilet looks a little scary? ......

then

I haven't even shaved yet

I ran out like I ran away from home.

26, photos

On my birthday.

I held a party at home.

Finally, in your photos.

But I found something strange.

In the closet behind us.

There is one I have never seen before.

A woman with pale skin and red eyes poked her head out.

Keep an eye on our direction

I feel a little uneasy.

So take the photo to the psychic for identification.

"This photo doesn't have any halo, so it's not a natural photo of Juck Zhang," he said.

Ah, ah ... I thought it was a supernatural photo, which really scared me. ...

There is no solution to this problem.

It happened in a small town.

A man was imprisoned in a room.

The man opened his eyes and heard a voice.

"Find me two identical coins from that carton."

There is a big box in front of me. When I opened it, there were many coins in it.

"If you find two identical faces, take a picture of the coin with the camera on the table. I won't let you go until I find it. Use the photo over there.

Send by fax. 」

28.look at the stars

The starry sky tonight is really beautiful, and it is even more energetic to look at it.

Ah! I forgot to introduce myself. I am an astronomy enthusiast. I went back to the countryside to take care of my parents.

There is less light damage in the countryside, and few people pass by the pastoral path at night, which is a good place to see the stars.

Put down your telescope and have a rest, will you? When did the original hand rope on the left come off?

"Young boy! It's worth watching the stars (so late). A stout man suddenly made a noise, which startled me.

I stopped for a while and looked at the man in front of me, smoking and wearing sandals. It may be a farmer nearby.

"Young man, want a cigarette?" Facing the man's cigarette case, one of my begging fingers itched.

I lit a fire, smoked a cigarette, and chatted with the man: "The country is so calm! 」

The man said clearly, "Alas, there is no peace. Recently, a body, a teenager, was found in a ditch.

Hold on to a strap. By the way, watch the stars carefully at night. Don't fall into the ditch! 」

I spit a cigarette and thanked the man with a smile.

The man pointed to my telescope and gestured with his eyes. I knowingly handed him the telescope.

He looked at the telescope carefully and returned it to me with a smile.

"You hurry back to sleep!" The man stamped out half the cigarette butts and waved goodbye to me with a smile.

Tired, I yawned. Yes, it's time to go back to bed.