Humorous love words are the cruelest short sentences.

1. Hello, the warmest short sentence of routine love words.

1, knowing you, I know how beautiful fate is. Let me take care of you, and I will cherish every minute we meet.

I love you, so I can only see you in my eyes. I love you, so my world revolves around you.

It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.

I love you, so I humble myself to the dust and bloom.

5. After drinking your wine of love, I would rather get drunk.

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6. When you are happy, my mood is sunny; When you are sad, my mood is thunderstorm. Because I love you, I want to feel all your feelings.

7. Your smile is the most beautiful scenery I have ever seen in my life. I want to collect such scenery all my life.

8. My life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.

9. I don't want to be an episode in your life, I want to be the theme song of your life.

10, I hope that after decades, you will still be by my side, in my arms, like a child.

1 1. I only have eyes for you. Since I met you, all the prosperity will be the background.

12, life seems too short with you.

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13, I passed the world, but only stayed in front of you.

14, I want to be unintentional, I want to be with you for a lifetime.

15, the door of happiness is calling us.

16, since I met you, my heart has sprouted, waiting for your watering until it blooms.

17, I have never participated in your past, and I will always be in your future.

I love you, even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, even if the sky falls.

19, I saw my future child in your face.

I saw you just now, but now I miss you, I miss you.

Many single men's love failures usually occur at the critical moment of confession, so that many relationships they have talked about have come to an end before they have officially started. In order to avoid losing again, I hope you can remember the following six confession words that touch women's hearts, and don't hate them when using them. Strive for a relationship that you have worked hard to make the finishing touch, and in time you will bid farewell to the boring single life completely.

I don't want to be afraid of loneliness and loneliness, because I won't give you the chance of loneliness and loneliness at all. I will accompany you all my life until I die, so that you can forget the feeling of loneliness.

Second, my great love for you is intangible. Although you don't feel strong, my love for you is everywhere. Where I am, there is my love for you.

I will stay up late just because I think you will suffer from insomnia, and I will get up early just because I want to know as soon as possible whether you have sent me a message or brought you the first greeting since morning. Love is in every moment, love is in every moment.

4. I love your heart and people who love you more. No matter what you become in the future, I will never abandon you. What I can do is to love you more and more day by day, otherwise I can't forgive myself.

Life is enough for you. I don't want anything from her. Even if I give you a golden mountain and a sea of silver in exchange, I will treat you like dirt, because you are not only priceless in my heart, but also priceless.

6. Your existence is the meaning of my life. I was born to find you. In order not to waste time in my life, I will keep you by my side with practical actions and never part.

Many brothers missed their marriage because they couldn't chat and talk. A warm sweet word is enough to touch her heart. Be sure to give these six words to her you love.

First, maybe I don't have warm love like sunshine, and I don't have lasting love like running water. I only know that I have always loved you and can do anything for you.

I can't help thinking about you. No matter when and where, I will never forget to miss you, otherwise I will lose my mind. Only asking for leave can alleviate my lovesickness. I have no regrets when I meet you and think of you willingly.

Third, I am fascinated by your figure and intoxicated by your sight. I look forward to holding hands with you and enjoying your sweetness. No matter how time passes, what remains unchanged is my deep affection for you.

I will prove my deep affection for you with my actions. My principle in life is that doing well is better than doing well. Please give me a chance to take care of you. You have to believe that I won't let you suffer any injustice and make your life sweeter than honey.

I will never make a promise to any woman, and I will never do what I will do for you. How different you are in my heart!

When I miss you, I think you miss me, too. I think, when it is cold, only I can put on a cotton-padded coat for you. I think I am the only one who can accompany you when you are sick. I think I can always help you when you are in trouble. I think when you are unhappy, I can always bring you happiness. I think you can feel my kindness to you every day. I think you can feel it when I love you.

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2. Sweet love humor (1)

Man: Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world.

Woman: Why not be the first one ... (pretending to be cute)

Man: With you ... I am the happiest person ... (chuckles).

(2)

Man: It's raining heavily today.

Woman: Yes.

Man: That's because God is drooling over you.

(3)

Man: Miss, can you lend me five yuan?

W: What are you going to do?

M: I'm going to call my mother and tell her that I saw a stunning beauty today.

(4)

W: Why do you always look at me?

Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job.

Female: ...

(5)

Man: I had a bad day. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me?

(6)

M: (looking at the label of her shirt).

Woman: What are you doing?

M: I want to know if you are predestined.

(7)

Man: Your legs must be very tired!

W: Why?

Because you've been running around in my head all day.

(8)

Man: May I ask you the way?

Woman: Where to?

M: In your heart.

More, you can search for potholes.

The more cruel sentences in the novel, the better. Liang Sheng (the male master of Liang Sheng series) 1, Jiang Sheng, since then, no one can separate us.

Growing up, I won't give you anything you want. You need to be with him. I'll give it, too

I will continue to cook for you if you like. 4. Suddenly one day, I found that I couldn't give her a home.

Do you know what that feels like? 5, your heart, in his place? Nothing is more important to me than making you happy in this world. 7. Have a ginger garden, and then, grow old together, ok? 8. I should love this child more. I am his uncle. But how much I want to love this child, in the name of my father ... or how jealous I should be of his father, who took away the person I regarded as my life.

But these emotions, I dare not let myself have. Because, some love is taboo of blood curse.

9. There is a city under Qiandao Lake, and there is a girl named Jiang Sheng in my heart. 10, I promise to make you breakfast for a lifetime, without counting one meal.

1 1. It turns out that I love you not only to escape, but also to fulfill. What a sad joke this is.

12, because you are in my heart, and death can't take you away. 13, I have a pair of arms, but I can't give you a hug in this world

I have a bunch of eyes in this world, but I can't leave them beside you. How distressed I am, the words come to my lips, but it has become another way.

Others try their best to love, and I try my best to love or not. Others use tenderness to prove and love, but we use injury to prove and not love.

It's really good to hear that you love him. I personally polished a bone comb, and the red beans were engraved with your name and embedded in the bones.

The name given by that red bean is a secret that no one knows. When you get married, I will give it to you and his wedding ... from beginning to end.

Qi Mei with white hair. 15, growing up, I won't give you anything? If you want to be with him, I'll give it to you! 16, when I was young, I thought that rejection was the best fulfillment.

Later I learned that some people will never forget. 17, the tarot card says that we will meet in the winter of 20 17.

It's just that you were someone else's wife, and I still ... loved you very much. Cheng Tianyou (Hero of Liangsheng Series) 1. At the age of seventeen, when Titanic was on, Jack said to Ross, Jump.

I jumped. Ning Xin asked me at that time, if I jumped, would you jump? I said, no.

I thought I would never. And at this moment, I realized that that person was wrong.

The original "you jump. I jump. "

The best translation is Life and Death Together. 2, you are good, but not what I want.

Jiang Sheng, this time, you angered me! It took him seventeen years to make you fall in love, so I will accompany you for seventy years to forget.

4. What are the ten most worrying sentences in the world? This is a natural evaluation. Every day people think of more cruel sentences, so they can't evaluate them. But I think the more cruel sentence is:

We believe that people will change, and so will the people we believe.

People, who have a dream of red mansions and live in the world of water margin, want to make friends with some Taoyuan brothers in the Three Kingdoms, but they always meet those monsters in Journey to the West.

What is the opposite of love? Hate it? No, hate is just the acme of love. If you don't love deeply, how can you hate? The opposite of love is indifference.

She doesn't know that there is one man after another around her, but she doesn't know that he is the only one who is best for her.

Even if she's dead, so what. No one knows what she means to him, and neither does he ... At least, they are finally together. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between fish and birds as they say, but the distance between two hearts, a living heart and a dead heart.

No one is lonely. There will always be someone by your side. If you die, he will accompany you. If you cry, he will cry with you. If you laugh, he will laugh. You just never know.

When you say you are lying to him, you are actually lying to yourself.

Sometimes, when you are struggling to find the right person, you always keep running forward, but you always forget that there is someone behind you who is silently waiting for you to turn back. In fact, as long as you turn around, happiness will come, and everyone will pass by happiness again and again, but after a long separation, happiness will be happier when it comes.

Please don't pretend to be nice to me. I am stupid and will take it seriously. 2. Who will take it seriously? Love is so short, forgetting is so long. I was still waiting for you in the same place, but you forgot that you had been here. 5. Whose loneliness hangs over me and whose? It was just a misunderstanding. 8. Happiness is to find a warm person for life. 9. After the pain, you won't feel pain, only a cold heart. There is nothing I can't get through, but I can't go back. How strong you have to be before you can forget me. It doesn't matter, which you can't imagine. Sentimental drama, I have no acting skills .56666.666666860804 14. A person, a city, has been distressed for a lifetime. 15. Looking at other people's stories, I shed my tears. 16. I like myself now, and I miss us in the past. 65438+ You can't even breathe when you do something wrong. 26. Waiting is the first age in life. 27. Some things turn around and last a lifetime. 28. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime. Sadly, my heart is not dead. 30. I'm fine, I don't make noise, I don't show off, I don't feel wronged, I don't laugh and I don't show off. 32. As long as a person doesn't want anything anymore, he can put everything down. 33. Pray for heaven and earth to let go of a pair of lovers, fearing that what happened will never happen. 34. The highest state of love is to stand the dull fleeting time. 35. The fairy tale is over, and forgetting is happiness. 36. Strangers didn't know each other at first, but they didn't know each other at last. 37. If they are born wrong, they can't afford to die. 38. The weak who are not understood must remain strong. Only when you have someone else to rely on. 4 1. Maybe the price of going too far is loneliness. 42. I miss it, and you no longer miss it. 43. I am nostalgic because I can't see you and the future. 44. Don't lie to me. You know I'll even believe your lies. Talk to strangers. 48. Listen to sad songs and watch happy plays. 49. You like you only because of me. 50. This winter didn't surprise me ... 5 1. 52. At first, you didn't know each other. 53. Waiting for your concern until I close my heart. 54. his heart Where are you? 56. Take the same street and return to two worlds. 57. I am a little happy when I miss you. 58. When was the last time I fell asleep laughing? 59. What is happiness? Hide your sadness and smile at everyone. 60. Unfortunate people should be stronger. 6 1. Happiness tells me that you are still too young. 62. The most unforgettable thing is that you have never thought about it, but you will never forget it. 63. Thank you for your rude feelings, which made me learn to give up. 64. Only when tears came down did I know that separation was another kind of understanding. Against the wind, close your eyes and try not to blink. 66. I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself. 67. Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others; Good people choose to hurt themselves. 68. The fish took the bait, because it fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to make the fisherman laugh with its life. 69. I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness because I can't let you go. 70. The most regrettable thing in life is that I easily gave up what I shouldn't have given up, but stubbornly stuck to what I shouldn't have insisted on. 6860.8868686661I won't give up, but I can't die. 74. Sincerity is the closest to sadness. 75. I want to cry, but I don't know how to cry. 76. Wandering between forgiveness and despair, the only feeling is injury! It hurts! It hurts! 77. Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water, and then dripping into tears. 78. There is nothing wrong with liking someone. What is wrong is liking someone who doesn't like you. 79. I won everyone but lost you. 80. What I can't refuse is the beginning, and what I can't resist is the end. 5 1. and so on. Hurt ... but simple. 82. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted. 83. If life is like the first time, it is just ordinary at that time. 84. How strong you have to be, you dare not forget.

The following sentence comes from a novel, which makes me feel very excited to read. I just forgot about you. It turns out that we don't care what we see or even what we don't see.

Because what you see is temporary, what you can't see is forever. -"2 Corinthians" Actually Nanmu has something to say. Don't wait for the other person to understand, because the other person is not you and doesn't know what you want. In the end, it can only be sadness and disappointment, especially feelings.

We agreed to send scissors together, one made of stone and the other made of cloth. Who hurt who? It turns out-sometimes our reason tells us to do something sober and correct, but our feelings are just the opposite.

You are my best chance to meet fate, and cause and effect is an infinite cycle. The so-called fate is actually a kind of romance when they were young.

When they grow up, they understand that most of what fate teaches them is to be happy with it. In fact, love is just a burst of heartache. When a person's heart is touched by memory, only her smile can bring that special beating frequency, so his heart can beat safely only when it is facing her, and he can sleep smoothly every night.

Then, day after day, year after year, it is the legendary appearance. Wine is actually a key. Open a door that you never have the courage to open, release yourself that you never have the courage to face, and then you will be like a crazy director.

6. Find some humorous (cold) jokes or words. One day, they met God while shopping! They told God that they all died miserably and hoped to send them to heaven! God said helplessly, there are too many residents in the sky now, and they are all full.

But there's another place! You said, whoever dies the worst will go to heaven! So, the first ghost began to say ... I was a cleaner before I died. Work is very hard! Busy from morning till night! One day, I was cleaning windows outside a building! It's the kind of dangerous work hanging outside at high altitude! On the 30th floor! Suddenly, my foot slipped and fell! I think it's over! I'm dying! But the survival instinct makes me scratch unconsciously! Luckily, I grabbed the railing of a balcony on 13 floor.

I feel saved! So I want to climb up after I recover! Who knows, suddenly someone patted my hand and I fell down again! I think I'm really finished now! However, my life should not be decided, and a tent caught me below. I am glad that I must have accumulated virtue in my last life! I want to wait for my physical strength to recover before I go down. Who knows, a refrigerator fell from it and killed me! The second ghost said ... I was a clerk before I died.

Everything is fine. I have a beautiful wife. Great figure! But it's just a little water.

I have a slight heart attack. One day I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife's hair disheveled and disheveled. There must be an adulterer.

So I looked everywhere in the house, kitchen and toilet, but I couldn't find it. When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing and thought: adulterer! So he patted his hand.

I think, 13 floor! See if I can fall to my death! As a result, I didn't die when I looked at it! Caught by the tent! I was in a hurry, so I searched all over the house and went into the kitchen. I found that the refrigerator was big enough and threw it away. Finally smashed him to death! I'm so happy! Laughing a lot.

Who knows, laughing so hard, laughing so hard! The third ghost said ... I'm a punk, but I didn't do anything wrong! One day I went to a female friend's house to hang out! Just finished, her husband suddenly came back! I have to find a place to hide. So I searched the kitchen and toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in it! I don't understand how her husband knew I was in the refrigerator and threw it from the 13 floor! I just fell to my death in my refrigerator! Pig 1 and pig 2 are at the door, and pig 3 is on the roof. Who is the name of pig 1, where is the name of pig 2 and what is the name of pig 3?

So there was a wonderful dialogue. (Wolf): Who are you? (Pig 1): Yes (Wolf): What? (Pig) 1: What's on the roof?

Wolf: I mean, what's your name? (Pig 1): My name is "Who" and "What" is on the roof! (Wolf asks Pig 2 again): Who are you? Pig 2: I'm not a "who", he is a "who". Pointing to the pig 1 (Wolf): Do you know him? (Pig 2): Hmm! Who is he? (Pig 2): Yes.

(Wolf): What? Pig 2: What is on the roof! (Wolf): Where? (Pig 2): "Where" is me. Who? (Pig 2): Who is he?

Pointing to the pig 1 (Wolf): How should I know? Pig 2: Who are you looking for? (Wolf): What? Pig 2: He's on the roof? (Wolf): Where? (Pig 2): It's me.

Who? Pig 2: I'm not a "who", he is a "who". (Wolf): Good heavens! (Pig 1.2): "My God" is our father.

(Wolf): What does your father do? (Pig 2): No! The wolf couldn't stand it anymore and sighed: Why? (Pig 1.2.3): Do you know our grandfather? (Wolf): What? (Pig 1): No, our grandfather is "Why". (Wolf): Why? (Pig 1): Right! (Wolf): What is it? (Pig 1): There is no "why".

Who? (Pig 1): Who am I? (Wolf): Who are you? (Pig 1): Yes, who am I?

(Wolf): What? Pig 1.2): "What" is on the roof. ~ ~ ~ ~ The wolf shouted, Oh, my God! I'm crazy! So he jumped into the pot and cried, three pig brothers.

Eat me, I have no attachment to life! I taught my son, a teacher who went to school in Grade One, to come back from school. Mother asked, "Son, what did the teacher teach you today?" The son said, "He didn't teach me anything, so he asked me,' What is one plus two?' "I taught him to say,' Yes, three'."

Three turtles Three turtles came to a restaurant and asked for three cakes. As soon as things were served, they found that there was no money.

The tortoise said: I am the oldest, of course, I don't have to go back to withdraw money. The tortoise said: it is most suitable to send a small tortoise.

The little turtle said, I can go back and get the money, but after I leave, none of you can touch my cake! The tortoise and the tortoise promised, and the little tortoise left. Because their bellies were empty, the tortoise quickly ate up his cake.

However, the little turtle has been missing for a long time. On the third day, the tortoise was so hungry that they all said, let's eat the tortoise's share.

Just as they were about to start eating, the little turtle's voice came from next door: "If you dare to touch my cake, I won't go back to get the money!" " "Love words, please believe me, this will never be a lie. I am sincere to you, but you don't understand. A person who loves you deeply understands how difficult it is to love you, but his infatuation will remain unchanged for life! Please look at the second word in each line. One day, the devil took the princess away, and the princess desperately called for help. Devil: You can scream and break your throat. No one will come to save you. Princess: Break your throat. Nobody: Princess, I'm coming to save you.

Devil: Speak of the devil. Cao Cao: Devil, did you call me? Demon: Wow! I saw a ghost! Ghost: Hey! It was still discovered.

Or: nonsense, who found me? Who: I'm here to watch the fun. Lively: What do I have to see? Me: What? You dare to call me ugly? You: It's none of my business. Why did you mention me? What: Who said that? Who: I didn't speak.

Me: Are you deaf? You are deaf. Can you hear the princess calling for help? Princess: It's none of my business. Who told the devil to arrest me? Who: I didn't? He caught it himself. Devil:.

It is said that one day the devil got schizophrenia. When the teacher came into the classroom, the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" " "The teacher said angrily.