20 17 selected funny riddle fragments

1. When do you like soda? When you are lonely (when you are lonely, you will want soda)

2. What happened to an egg that went to the teahouse for tea? -the result is a tea egg.

3. There is a male deer. He walks faster and faster. What happened in the end? -It turned into a highway.

One day mung bean committed suicide and jumped down from the upstairs. What happened? -Turned into red beans

Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Because the stars will twinkle.

6. Corn wanted to pursue fashion and got a perm. What was the result? -Turned into popcorn

7. What kind of mouse walks on two feet? -Mickey Mouse

8. What duck walks on two feet? All ducks walk on two legs.

9. Miss, business is not good now. Why? -Avian influenza

10. What kind of people can't work in a gas station? -Smooth tongue (oil gun slipping)