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1. The panda loves the deer deeply, but it is rejected when expressing its love. The panda said angrily, "Why is this? What is all this? " The deer said timidly, "My mother said she wouldn't let me be with you because all the people wearing sunglasses are bad teenagers."

I have a headache. I may have a lot of knowledge, which is about to overflow.

My boyfriend and I are engaged, and his family got a hundred thousand bride price. Go home. I'll count the money with my mother. My brother saw it and said, "You silly girl, you have been sold and lost."

When I was young, I was not afraid to walk at night. Now I'm more and more scared when I grow up, because it's so dark and I'm so handsome, I'm afraid others won't see me!

If there is one day left in my life, then I will definitely go back to class and have a good class, because in class, I will feel that every day is like a year.

6. Your lover is an incomparable monkey, and one day he will walk through the tower in two steps to marry your dog.