Joke story, open the door.

Joke story, open the door.

Thirty years ago, the staff of the county party Committee and county government were not as many as they are now, and the office building was not as luxurious as it is now. At that time, the county party Committee, the government, the National People's Congress and the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference all worked in a three-story building. The first floor is the CPPCC National People's Congress; On the second floor is the county government; on the third floor are mass organizations such as workers, young women and so on; the Youth League Committee is at the east end of the third floor; and the Women's Federation is at the west end of the third floor. Most of the third floor are young people living alone. At that time, they were not interested in playing mahjong, so they played poker and chess in their spare time, while Zhao Ping and Ma Erfen on the third floor liked playing poker.

Zhao Ping is from a neighboring county. He is short and thin. He used to be the secretary of the Youth League Committee of the county chemical fertilizer plant, and was promoted to be the secretary of the Youth League Committee because of his excellent work. Ma Erfen, a big man, is in a hurry to talk and do things. He turned out to be the deputy secretary of the commune and was transferred to the county party Committee compound with Zhao Ping as the director of the county women's Federation. Both of them are single, because they advocated late marriage and late childbirth at that time, and they were self-motivated and didn't want to think about personal problems too early, so Zhao Ping was unmarried at the age of 30 and Ma was unmarried at the age of 32.

On a summer Saturday night, most government officials go home to visit their wives and children. Zhao Ping and Ma are on duty on the third floor. They went to the dining hall with them, and called the master on the second floor and a newly assigned female college student to Zhao Ping's house to play cards. 12 o'clock, the master yawned, broke up, and then broke up.

Zhao Ping packed the poker, washed it, read a few pages of novels, and then took off her clothes to get ready for bed. Because he drank too much water just playing cards, he wanted to go to the toilet. The toilet is at the west end of the building, next to Ma's office and dormitory. Zhao Ping was too lazy to get dressed, so she opened the door. He listened to it first, then looked west along the corridor light, making sure no one was there. He was wearing a pair of big shorts and a pair of trousers. Bang? There was a noise, and Zhao Ping thought, "It's broken. I'm afraid the wind blew my door. When I picked up my shorts, I went back to the east. Sure enough, the locked door was blown to death by the wind. " .

This stumped Zhao Ping. He didn't take the key when he went out and didn't wear clothes in the middle of the night. What is this? There is a small window on the door, but he is short and can't climb it several times. What should I do? Find a master. The master lives in a small room in the canteen, separated by two doors, and can't hear him. Moreover, if the owner falls down, he is a pig, and he can't wake up when it thunders. The girl on the second floor has just arrived. It's a shame to call someone in underpants in the middle of the night. It's more appropriate to go to Ma, director of the Women's Federation. Thought of here, Zhao Ping walked to the west:

? Boom! Boom! Boom! ?

? Who is it?

? Me, Zhao Ping?

? Is something wrong?

? Can you get up for a second?

Maerfen thought it was important, so he quickly got dressed and opened the door. Outside, Zhao Ping is standing there in a pair of big underpants. She was so scared that she immediately closed the door and said, What are you doing? Why aren't you dressed?

Zhao Ping explained through the door. I'm going to relieve myself. The wind blew the lock on the door. I want to ask you a favor, that's all?

? Oh? There are only two people on duty, thought the horse. Although it is under Li, there are still differences between men and women. If you are busy, you must help. Then he opened the door again, and they dared not look at each other. They came to Zhao Ping's door in tandem.

This horse deserves to be the deputy secretary of the commune! Think seriously, dare to think seriously, and speak and do things neatly. She immediately squatted on the ground and said, I'm strong, you step on my shoulder, I'll push you up, climb up the doors and windows, and reach in to unlock it? .

Zhao Ping has no choice but to do so. He took off his slippers and stepped on Ma elfin's shoulder. Maerfen stood up hard. Zhao Ping climbed into the window, leaned in, touched the door lock and unscrewed it hard.

Unexpectedly, something big happened to this force!

What happened? Isn't that Zhao Ping in big underpants? With such great effort, he broke the rubber band in his underwear. He climbed up the window and concentrated on unlocking the lock, without realizing it. When he was ready to shrink down, the big underpants slipped down his thigh, and he couldn't pull it at all.

The horse standing below suddenly felt a piece of cloth on his head and smelled of urine, so he held the wall in one hand and lifted it in the other, raised his head and asked. What is this? , this look up,? Oh, my god. Let out a cry and ran away without Zhao Ping. Zhao Ping had no roots at his feet and fell to the ground. Mao? 1, the door was locked again.

I don't know what happened afterwards. Some talked for a while, and the horse came out again, still carrying it to help Zhao Ping unlock the lock. Others said that Zhao Ping stood outside the door all night. Others said that Zhao Ping squeezed in Ma's room all night and wore pants with her mouth open the next day. But one thing is true. Half a year later, Zhao Ping and Ma got married. Now both of them are retired, and the grandson is in primary school this year.

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