Zhang Wei's Speech _ Zhang Wei's Speech Video

Typing word for word, hope to adopt. Please, I haven't finished it yet. If you want more, ask me.

Meijia; Is this house really unclean?

Refrigerator: We clean it every day. Very clean.

Zi Qiao: You called me in the middle of the night just to catch ghosts?

Meijia: Shh, this house is very strange. Someone will talk inexplicably, and there will be shadows running around, huh?

Zi Qiao: You watch too many horror movies. What a ghost!

Meijia: It's evening.

Zi Qiao: Then you won't turn on the light again.

Meijia: I can't find the switch except the one at the door.

Zi Qiao: Rich people are very stingy. The switches are hidden, so there is no need to save electricity.

Refrigerator: cancel power saving mode

Zi Qiao: Hey, I'm blind. That's more like it. You found the switch.

Meijia: I didn't do anything

Zi Qiao: Then who was talking just now?

Meijia: No, that's what I call an inexplicable sound.

Zi Qiao: This is unscientific.

Refrigerator: This is science.

Manicure Joe: Ah.

Zi Qiao: Who's here? Tell me your name.

Refrigerator: the classical Chinese description is unrecognizable. Please speak modern Chinese.

Meijia: Description. He just gave instructions. It can't be any computer, can it?

Zi Qiao: This is the living room. Where can I find a computer? This refrigerator is the only one with some technical content.

Refrigerator: I am very technical.

Zi Qiao: Damn, this refrigerator really talks.

Refrigerator: I dare not call my husband and sister. Please let me know if you need anything.

Meijia: So it's you, a refrigerator.

Refrigerator: Not only me, but also microwave oven, coffee machine, juicer, air conditioner and lighting system. We have installed an intelligent voice system to serve you wholeheartedly.

Zi Qiao: Isn't the voice control function unique to Apple?

Meijia: Oh, I heard Xiaofeng say that his company makes this kind of software. Wow, it's all on home appliances. You can rest in peace, Mr. Joe.

Zi Qiao: Much ado about nothing. I told you where ghosts came from.

Meijia: But before me, I really saw a shadow running around on the ground.

Zi Qiao: Where is it? Why didn't I see it?

Meijia: Look, here we go again.

Zi Qiao: Ah, there really are mice. I only catch ghosts, but I can't control mice.

Meijia: This is a vacuum cleaner.

Zi Qiao: I told you long ago, don't fall in love at first sight, be rational and use rationality.

Meijia: Then you still take my shield (doorbell rings)

Two beauties: Xiao Bu, you really came.

Zi Qiao: Ming Di and Kathy, what are you doing here?

Ming Di: We followed you all the way, so this is your home.

Zi Qiao: I, uh, bought a new house.

Kathy: Why didn't you answer my phone? What did you say on Christmas Eve? You haven't given me an answer yet.

Ming Di: What's your answer? Xiao Bu has promised to be alone with me for a long time, and I even prepared a big meal.

Kathy: Hey, you copied my idea.

Zi Qiao: Hey, you two take your time arguing. I went out to buy a bottle of water.

Kathy: Stop it. Don't try to ask someone out behind my back. From today on, I will stay here and watch you.

Meijia: Hello, who are you?

Two people: Why is there another one? How many girls have you dated?

Zi Qiao: She is just an aunt who looks after the house.

Meijia: I will kill you with one bite of salt and soda. Want to go home, who let you run wild here?

Kathy: This is Xiao Bu's house. I am his girlfriend.

Two people: I am. I am. I am

Meijia: Are you going or not? No, let the dog go.

Zi Qiao: Where did you buy the dog?

Meijia: Order the refrigerator to close and let the dog go. Cry when you see the coffin.

Zi Qiao: This artificial intelligence is too overbearing.

Meijia: When they leave, get out.

Zi Qiao: No, no, no, I found this is the safest place. I decided not to go anywhere this Christmas.

Meijia: Who told you to stay here?

Zi Qiao: Aren't you kicking down the ladder? You haven't thanked me for helping you catch ghosts just now.

Meijia: I even helped you.

Zi Qiao: What do you think of the refrigerator?

Refrigerator: I think you both have a point.

Qiao Jia: Nonsense.

Zhang Wei: Miss Shangguan, please pass me the glue.

Shangguan: Its name is Qian Chu.

Zhang Wei: OK, Mr. Shangguan.

Shangguan: I won't give you glue unless you call him Qian Chu.

Zhang Wei: OK, Qian Chu, give it to me quickly.

Shangguan: Viagra, do you usually have a nickname?

Zhang Wei: Many, Zhang Erkang, Zhang Cannon, and snacks, but I like to be called lawyer Zhang best.

Shangguan: What a cannon. I think this name is more magnificent.

Zhang Wei: Whatever.

Shangguan: By the way, what do you do?

Zhang Wei: As I just said, I am a lawyer.

Shangguan: What a coincidence.

Zhang Wei: You are also a lawyer. Aren't you a teacher?

Shangguan: But I like lawyers best. What a coincidence, brother cannon. Do you have any hobbies?

Zhang Wei: Usually it's boring. I don't have any special hobbies except reading the legal daily.

Shangguan: What a coincidence! I like reading Global Daily best. We are all good young people who read books and newspapers. Do you like watching cooking programs?

Zhang Wei: No, not at all.

Shangguan: What a coincidence. I don't like it either

Zhang Wei: No, Mr. Shangguan, do you think we should decorate the room first, or Yifei will have no job when she comes back?

Shangguan: Brother Bao.

Zhang Wei: You, you, you should call me by my first name.

Shangguan: Do you also think that our house girl alliance is so boring?

Zhang Wei: Didn't you join voluntarily?

Shangguan: It was Mr. Hu who invited me the other day. I have no direction at all, but it's different now.

Zhang Wei: I don't understand what you said.

Shangguan: Brother Bao, you taught me never to give up until the last moment. You helped me find a chance from my pain.

Zhang Wei: But I didn't do anything.

Shangguan: You don't want to do anything except decorate the room.

Zhang Wei: Why don't we sweep the floor?

Shangguan: Brother Bao.

Yifei: That's outrageous. What is the purpose of the Christmas House Girls Alliance?

Zhang Wei: Don't fool around, don't fool around, put lights on the Christmas tree, don't go crazy, don't scream, and make a wish with integrity.

Yifei: Teacher Shangguan, what should we do as league members?

Shangguan: Respect each other as guests, never leave, resist temptation, and have peace of mind.

Yifei: Zhang Wei, what is the slogan of our alliance?

Zhang Wei: No need. My house exists because of love. I'm the girl in the Christmas room. Oh, yeah.

Yifei: It seems that you know a lot about the rules of our alliance, so I'll pretend that nothing happened just now. It won't happen again You two keep decorating me. I'm going to find the Christmas tree. Teacher Shangguan, what are your hands doing?

Shangguan: General Manager Hu, I think we are not familiar with Zhang Cannon and Comrade Zhang, which is not conducive to our work. Only by cultivating a tacit understanding can we increase efficiency.

Yifei: Zhang Wei, what do you think?

Zhang Wei: I don't care.

Shangguan: Brother Bao, it turns out that we have so much in common. Don't you think we hit it off?

Zhang Wei: The fortune teller said that I am suitable for finding a girl with a square face and a round head.

Yifei: That's enough. You two are too free to flirt here. From now on, I will give you all the tasks of finding the Christmas tree. Give it to me in 24 hours. I think you still have time to share feelings here.