A funny little joke

I prepared a bucket of water and half a bucket of ice, set up a camera and drank some wine to cheer myself up. After everything is ready, the next thing I have to do is to help my sleeping wife complete the ice bucket challenge. Life needs jokes, welcome to enjoy funny jokes!

Funny joke (1) 1, the deafening firecrackers of the Lantern Festival gradually faded away, and the voice-activated lights in the corridor sighed.

2. After watching a costume film, the dog said: No urine spots in the whole process! There are no telephone poles!

3、? Can you tear down the wall where we live? We also want to support national policies. ? The criminal in the prison said.

4, people are born because they are crying when they open their eyes and find that they are not giants!

One day, the steamed stuffed bun beat the noodles, and the noodles went back and cried and told his cousin about it.

After going out, instant noodles beat him up when they saw the bean paste bag. . .

When you get back, it's convenient to say to your face: don't be afraid, don't worry, shall I beat his shit out? ! ! !

The athlete had a fever and the doctor took his temperature. Doctor:? Oh, my God, you're burning to 4 1 degree! ?

Athletes:? Oh, what's the world record?

7. I just watched the China Idiom Contest, and the female description: Touch your hardest place with my softest place.

Man: Throw eggs at the stone. . .

The host vomited. . .

Funny joke (2) 1, Tang Priest took the white and gave birth to a baby. What should he name it?

Tang vinegar ribs!

Nezha and Mushu were short of money, so they decided to get some money to spend.

After discussing, the two men hid on the side of the road and saw a man coming. Mu Yi blindfolded the man from behind, and Nezha stole all his money.

They thought they had done a perfect job, but as soon as they got home, a group of heavenly soldiers took them to heaven.

While they were wondering, King Tota shouted with a black face: Two beasts, it's not easy to steal anyone's money, but they have to steal that Erlang God. ?

3. Baidicheng. Zhuge Liang:? Master, I appreciate your kindness. I'll never forget it, woo hoo?

Liu Bei was dying: Liang, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei didn't visit the thatched cottage for the third time. Do you know how I persuaded them?

Zhuge Liang:? I don't know, woo-woo?

Liu Bei smiled:? I said that Cao Cao was in the imperial court and Sun Quan was in Dongwu. I'm just a shepherd in Yuzhou. If you don't see Mr. Wolong, you won't be idle! ! ! ?

Great love is almost always doomed from the first side.

What was the first sentence Jia Baoyu said when he first met Lin Daiyu? I've seen this sister before? ;

What was the first thing White Snake said when he first met Xu Xian? Childe seems to be my old acquaintance? ;

When Chou-heung first met Tang Bohu, what was her first sentence? Have we met somewhere? You look familiar? ;

What was the first thing my wife said when she first met me? Brother, is there a toilet near here? .

Funny joke (3) 1, my buddy wants to get married, and my daughter-in-law has a bride price of 1.5 million. My buddy couldn't take it out, and he pointed at his mother-in-law bitterly. After your two sons get married, the other family wants 1.5 million. What if you can't come up with it?

The prospective mother-in-law thought for a long time and raised the bride price to 300 thousand. . .

The fortune teller told a young man that the correct placement of furniture can change the fate of the owner. When I got home, I immediately put the TV on the door and waited for my wife to push the door and enter the house.

My friend always has a small accident while driving. I asked him. Why do you always hit it?

He said:? I like singing while driving. ?

? Many people sing while driving! ? I asked.

He replied:? But I like to close my eyes when I sing. . . ?

I'm getting married, and suddenly I think of my best friend Lingling. .

We used to be crazy together, like a person all day.

Until the day when she stole my predecessor, our friendship ended here!

Now that I'm getting married, I think it's time to put aside all my unhappiness with her. After all, it's all over!

I will marry her father tomorrow. I hope she can come. . .

5、? Recently, my eyesight has dropped badly. I don't know if I have any eye diseases. ?

? Have you seen a doctor?

? Yes, I did. ?

? and then

? Can't see clearly! ?

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