Who is soldier _ soldier's fortune teller?

Sai Zhuge and Stupid A Silly Die (Huang Rong) B Sai Zhuge (Soldier)

A: My name is Benben. No wife in his forties. It's not that I don't want to find someone It's really because I'm stupid I heard that there was a wise man named Sai Zhuge. I came to ask him for advice and help me find a girlfriend. It doesn't rhyme at all. No wonder there was no applause.

B: Play music. Listen, I'm such a famous person. I never listen to music when I go out. I'm really stupid to keep going like this.

Hey, you called me. No wonder it's called Sai Zhuge. I knew my name when we first met.

B: There is such a thing as "stupid death". Stupid as hell.

A: Hey, Sai Zhuge, do me a favor and see when I will marry a good wife.

Don't worry, for your pity's sake, I will give you a horoscope for free. Do you think I am accurate? How old are you this year?

A: Forty-nine

B: You, destiny takes a hand, don't have a woman before you are 50.

A: It's too accurate.

What about after fifty?

After 50, you will get used to it.

B: I'm not used to it. This is not a good habit. Sai Zhuge, please save my life.

A: Well, nothing is difficult in the world, except Zhuge Sai. I'll give you three tricks up your sleeve to ensure that you will immediately become our bachelor in Huanggang. It's not that you can't find girls, but that you are picky when there are more girls.

B: Not too much. One is enough. What's your trick?

A: Remember the first trick. When you meet a girl again, you will say that you are old, your wife has already died, and there are tens of millions in your hands. I don't know what to do.

B: I don't have tens of millions, I don't have that much,

A: I know you don't have tens of millions. You seem to have tens of millions of people. No, I'll give you thousands.

B: You give me tens of millions?

1. Don't blush.

Never feel sorry for your conscience.

Never say I told you to say that.

b； This is 30 million. A is giving you tens of millions of B. Don't take it. A ungrateful.

B: What about the second move?

A: You have to do something stupid for her.

B: I was called stupid, so I had to do something stupid.

A: From today on, you should ask for her photo and evening paper early. You have to sleep under her name, and you have to write ten love letters to her every day, and burn them together at the end of the month. You climb to the top of the mountain every day and giggle in the direction where she lives. How's it going?

not very well

A: Why?

B: I worked so hard to death that the girl couldn't see. I didn't work in vain.

A: After you have mastered these skills, ask TV people to shoot, especially emotional programs. They like to film stupid things like you. Once you shoot this thing, the ratings will be high. Then the TV station will give you a real confrontation with that girl. At that time, if the girl hesitated, the whole country would not agree.

B: High, really high. You are my second biological parent. I'm too stupid to know anything. Starting today, I will rub your skin every day.

A: Get out. I'll never see you again. You are so stupid.

B: What was his first move just now? How could I be so stupid? I

A: If he finds a girlfriend, I'll ask Zhuge to change his name.

In the blink of an eye, I arrived in Qiu Lai in spring, and I got a bumper harvest.

dad

My daughter is here.

You are reaping the fruits of wisdom here again.

Look, my daughter just knows me. Look, this is my baby girl. She is young and beautiful. Why don't you like me and you? How about XX? It looks like XX from head to toe.

Dad, I want you to meet someone today.

I said why the magpies kept barking this morning. It turns out that my future son-in-law is coming to visit. Look, what a handsome boy my clever daughter has found for me.

D: here we are

Why does this basket look so familiar?

I've seen these shoes somewhere. I may be an acquaintance. Let's see, sooner or later. (fainting)

BD: Dad. Dad. Not all of it, dad.

A: How stupid. Why did you bring this to my house?

I didn't know that was your daughter. I'm saying that this relationship broke out and I still care so much.

A: Daughter, you can't find anyone better than him.

D: he has good conditions.

Look at him. Is he up to it?

He is older.

A: My wife died young.

D: I have tens of millions in my hand.

A: I don't know how to do it.

How did you know? He has a crush on me.

Did he do something stupid for you?

Not only did he do stupid things, but he also wrote poems for me.

He can write such a poem.

D: I like this song best. You are concentrated sulfuric acid, and I am saline-alkali soil. Let's neutralize it so as not to hurt each other.

And:

B: Stop it. It's that your father will die

A: Stupid. If you call it stupid, I'll call it stupid. It would be nice if the waves behind the Yangtze River pushed the waves ahead. Come on, don't make a fool of yourself. Go home.