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72-year-old wife ran away from home to tell fortune.

00 1. A man in Taipei, whose ID number is 123456789, was repeatedly suspected to be a false certificate.

002. A man in Shanghai committed suicide by throwing himself into the river and climbed up again because the river was dirty.

003. In order to close the hotel as soon as possible, a hotel in Beijing bombarded its guests with cold air in winter.

004. A boss in Hainan pays wages to migrant workers during the day and sends people to rob them at night.

005. A man in Zhengzhou couldn't untie his long belt and dared not eat for two days.

006. Two 10-year-old children in Sichuan booked their lives privately online and wanted to walk 200 kilometers to meet their "mother-in-law" working in Chongqing.

007. A TV series in Mexico has been broadcast continuously for 35 years, and now it has reached 12500 episodes.

008. An American mother invited a stripper to entertain her son's 16 birthday.

009. A Russian woman weighing 240 kg crushed the robber with her weight.

0 10. An American man in his 60s applied to join the mafia at a price of100000.

0 1 1. A man in England regarded every day as Thanksgiving, and ate 4000 turkeys on 12.

0 12. A woman in Chengdu bought a car with tens of thousands of coins.

0 13. A man in Beijing rowed 22 cars in succession in order to listen to the car alarm.

0 14.Xi A couple's wedding video was stolen and asked to remarry.

0 15. A couple in Jiangsu divorced and divided their property by bidding.

0 16. Dog owners in Nanjing wear pants for their dogs to prevent other dogs from sexual harassment.

0 17. A city in Colombia passed a bill and fined 6,000 dollars for spreading gossip, with a maximum imprisonment of 3 years.

0 18. A 50-year-old thief in Britain was arrested for burglary and his prosthetic leg fell off.

0 19. A woodpecker in the United States took his own shadow as an enemy to protect his territory, and 10 car rearview mirror suffered.

Four female teachers in Saudi Arabia married a bus driver for the convenience of going to work.

02 1. A family in Canada was struck by lightning three times in six years.

022. A robber in Brazil hired a moving company to transport stolen goods and was arrested.

023. Two men in El Salvador robbed a bank by digging a tunnel, which led to the collapse of the foundation and the destruction of the bank.

024. A 73-year-old man in New Zealand wants to have sex-change surgery and satisfy his wish to be a woman for the rest of his life.

025. A girl in England didn't eat with her mouth for seven years because of a doctor's misdiagnosis.

026. The wallet lost by an air crash survivor in Uruguay 30 years ago was recovered 30 years later.

027. An old man blew away a subway passenger in Shenzhen and made his wife "convenient" on the spot.

028. A couple quarreled in Beijing, but the woman couldn't beat 1 10, claiming to have been robbed.

029. In order to get rid of mentally retarded students as soon as possible, a school in Gansu asked them to skip classes.

030. A couple in Zhejiang quarreled excessively, and their wife had a sore throat for two years.

03 1. A girl in Liaoning synthesized a photo of her mother and a Korean movie star, which almost caused her parents to divorce.

032. A man in Zhuhai lied that there was BoB measuring the police speed in the bar 1 10! ! ! .

In order to win the heart of the female traffic police, a young man in Hangzhou deliberately violated the rules at several intersections.

A thief in Jilin steals 5,000 to 6,000 yuan a day, and the "transfer fee" is as high as 65,438+10,000 yuan.

035. A tramp in Guangxi was hit by a car because he was wearing as many as 27 clothes of the four seasons.

036. An unlucky thief in Henan lost his mobile phone and was chased by a long-distance running champion.

037. A Japanese girl 12 years old set fire to a supermarket just to observe the shape of the fire in the supermarket.

038. An American female alcoholic became addicted to alcohol, dug up her boyfriend's grave and found the beer buried with her.

039. An old lady in the United States called 9 1 1 as many as 20 times because the takeaway shop refused to deliver pizza late at night, hoping to arrest the owner.

A Japanese company asked candidates to be interviewed at the top of Mount Fuji at dawn.

04 1. A woman from Anhui failed to apply for a job in Nanjing and asked the police to send a car to take her home.

042. A bus accident happened in Henan, and more than 20 passengers were injured. The driver swallowed the accident survey map when he signed it.

043. A girl in Nanning applied for liberal arts, but got the admission ticket for the science examination, so she had no choice but to do the science examination paper.

044. An employer in Nanjing used 26 towels for different purposes, and the nanny was fired for frequent misuse.

045. There are seven people in Hong 'an, Hubei Province, and two generations suffer from heart defects. 12 They pooled their money to make up one by one.

046. A peasant woman in Henan was worried that it would be difficult for her daughter to remarry and sold her grandson for 8,000 yuan.

047. A fugitive in Nanjing was caught laughing when he saw his photo posted on the wall. He saw a warrant.

048. The old couple in Dalian hid a pigsty of 6000 yuan, and two pigs swallowed 4800 yuan at a time.

049. A thief in Harbin was frozen, pried open the window and was trapped in the air conditioning station on the 26th floor, asking the owner of the room to call the police.

050. A beggar in Taiwan Province Province bought a grand prize of 4 million yuan with begging money, and rewarded the donor with 654.38+10,000 yuan.

05 1. The license plates of residents in a residential area in Lanzhou were stolen, and they queued to send money to the thief to redeem the license plates.

052. Two drivers in Shandong took the beautiful woman to court because of a car accident. The court acquitted her.

053. Four men in Shanxi posted leaders' obituaries in their units to vent their personal anger.

054. 10 Chongqing girl's long hair was stolen and cut on the bus.

A man in Chongqing stole a wallet and wrote a thank-you letter to the owner afterwards.

056. An American man changed his name to Jesus Christ with the consent of the court.

057. An American teacher tried to demonstrate "How long does it take to make people faint" by pinching a boy's neck until he fainted.

058. A mental patient in Beijing litters his property, and scavengers often gather downstairs to wait for him.

059. A passenger in Shaanxi stole a life jacket by plane.

060. A middle school student in Yiyang queued up outside the copy shop to revise the report card.

06 1. There is a traffic jam in Tiantongyuan, Beijing, and residents come home early from work at night.

062. A 52-year-old son-in-law in Changchun has a close relationship with his 44-year-old father-in-law, who knocked out his front teeth.

063. A mother in Kunming lost her son's tuition by gambling and asked for a refund from the game room.

064. A thief sneaked into the office of a unit in Zhengzhou and thought for six hours without knowing where to start.

065. Penguins were stolen from a zoo in England at Christmas.

066. American men pick up coins by the roadside 10 years, with a total of $654.38+million.

067. A German lawyer appeared in court during the day, robbed at night and turned himself in because of his double life.

068. India's railway capacity is insufficient, and the introduction of hanging tickets (passengers hanging outside the carriage).

A 27-year-old Romanian boy divorced in March and married his 45-year-old mother-in-law.

070. A man in England suffers from brain disease, and his memory can only last for 7 seconds.

07 1. A lazy man in England took go-vern-ment relief for 25 years, and successively supported four wives, 1 1 children.

Global warming melts glaciers, and polar bears drown for food.

073. A karate black belt coach in New Zealand suddenly died under the fist of a girl aged 10.

074. Zhejiang launched a "Disaster Tour", where tourists can experience mountain torrents and mudslides.

075. A couple quarreled in Sichuan, but the man couldn't fight, so he drove into the river in a rage.

076. It is very popular for Zunyi real estate developers to hire Feng Shui consultants and use roosters to set the real estate price.

077. The twins in Taiwan Province Province are so alike that the wife often mistook her husband.

078. A woman playing mahjong in Tianjin was afraid that her husband would grab a seat and suffocate her bladder.

079. Zhengzhou No.1 Primary School divides students into three classes, and poor students entertain outstanding students for dinner.

080. "Crying" appeared in Nanjing, charging 50 yuan per hour and equipped with tear gas.

08 1. A 4-year-old boy in Wuhan was disobedient in dental care, and the doctor charged 60 yuan a "non-cooperation fee".

082. An old lady in Zhengzhou has a door 18 locks and 97 keys to prevent thieves.

A man in Chongqing pretends to be a police station every day in order to impress his girlfriend.

In order to maintain hygiene, Shenyang No.1 Middle School stipulates that teachers and students must take off their shoes when entering the teaching building.

085. A fugitive in Shenyang/KLOC-0 surrendered after 0/0, and had to confess after half a catty of jiaozi.

086. A thief in Shandong entered the house and mistakenly used firecrackers as candles. result ...

087. A passenger in Guangzhou angered the captain by swearing and refused to fly for an hour.

088.ATM machines don't spit money. A couple in Chongqing brought their own stools and fruits for the night.

The longest piece of music in history will be played in 639 years.

090. Two 14-year-old girls in the UK asked for IVF to test whether they have the function of pregnancy.

09 1. The doctor forgot to give anesthetic during the operation, and the patient screamed again and again.

092. An old lady in America fell off a cliff while driving and finally fell on the roof of a house.

093. Italy held a lazy meeting to exchange lazy experiences.

094. In Holland, two men with the same name were very happy to get a daughter and took the same name.

The insurance company plans to increase the insurance premium for fat people.

096. British prisoners can take two pets in prison.

097. A 72-year-old man in Nanjing suspected that his wife was a poor cook and ran away from home, saying that he had not enjoyed delicious food for 50 years.

098. The security monitor of an automobile city in Beijing led his men to steal the cars in the shop because of lack of money.

099. A police station in Chongqing owed money, and the 1 10 alarm phone stopped for 20 days.

100. What a nanny of a housekeeping company in Shanghai should do before taking up her post 120 questions. The higher the score, the higher the salary.

10 1. The time displayed on the time board of Beijing West Railway Station is July 25th, 2032, Beijing time.

102. Shanghai Zoo regulates the temperature, forcing animals to wake up and enter the "hibernation period".

103. A computer school in Beijing is required to climb trees when recruiting advertisers.

104. A driver in Jiangxi has ten fake driver's licenses, which can't be deducted.

105. A small town in Australia has a cat curfew, and it is illegal for cats to go to the streets in the dark.

106. Due to the decompression function of dolphin sound, Ireland plans to open a dolphin hotline.

107. A man in Saudi Arabia tried to bulldoze a bank ATM.

108. A British hotel announced that all descendants of Genghis Khan were free.