This joke is also humorous: your mouth really looks like a dog's mouth.

Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There is a temple in the mountains. There is an old monk and a young monk in the temple.

The old monk is telling a story to the young monk. He said there used to be a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. There is an old monk and a young monk in the temple. The old monk is telling a story to the young monk.

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? Aunt Zhao's Quanzhou accent sounds hard. Once, she said to me, Xiao Lu, have you seen my dog Hood? I said, I've never seen your dog hood. Besides, there are no dogs in our shop. What are you doing with dog skin?

Aunt Zhao said, what are you talking about? Of course, the dog covers your mouth. After that, I pointed my finger at my mouth. I said, aunt, your mouth really looks like a dog's mouth. Wearing a condom suits you well, but you can't wear a mask yet.

When I was in junior high school, I was miles away from school. At that time, my family was poor, and I only gave five yuan a week as pocket money. So I'm going to school step by step.

? Once? After school on Friday, a middle-aged man with a walking tractor stopped me and got on the bus. I glanced at him, and his dark face seemed to have not been washed for months. Look at Bazaar's beard again. Don't you look like a good man? I said, I don't know you. Who is your cousin? The man followed me slowly in his car, which made me a little scared. When I was a child, my father taught me not to trust strangers, but this annoying guy always followed me.

The driver said, get in the car, cousin. I'm not a bad person. I know your father. His name is XXX, isn't it? Only then did I believe his story and get on his thief car.

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