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Shenyang invited Ji Xiaolan to dinner because he was slapped in the face for what he said.

Xiao Shenyang invited Ji Xiaolan to dinner and said that "assistant minister is a dog", and Ji Xiaolan quickly replied to Xiao Shenyang's face.

As we all know, during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, two people were very interesting, that is, Xiao Shenyang and Ji Xiaolan. We can see from the TV series Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and copper teeth that they often fight with each other and find trouble with each other, which is very interesting. Today, we still want to tell a story about them.

One day, Xiao Shenyang invited a large table of people to dinner. Many people were here, and then Ji Xiaolan was sent away. They are all anxious, and they are all clamoring about why this big pipe hasn't come yet. So, several people discussed it and prepared to wait for Ji Xiaolan to treat him. Just then, Ji Xiaolan came in and said that I had kept all the adults waiting.

So, Xiao Shenyang and an imperial scholar are ready to set off. Just quietly let the servant lead a dog to the door and say, "Why is Assistant Ji late?" Ji Xiaolan apologized to them, and Xiao Shenyang quickly asked him to sit down. At this time, the dog at the door smelled it and came to them. He said unhurriedly, "Oh, assistant minister Ji, what is this?" Is it a wolf or a dog? "Next to the suggestion, the adult quickly said," Assistant minister, it's a dog. " , everyone laughed.

Ji Xiaolan knew that he had fallen into a trap, and then his brain worked like a machine. In just over ten seconds, Ji Xiaolan said, "You are such a big official that you can't tell a wolf from a dog. You are still an adult and an official. Then I have to teach you that whether it is a wolf or a dog, you have to look at the dog's tail. The wolf is dragged down and the dog is vertical (Shangshu). " Remember, Shangshu is a dog. Everyone laughed again, but it wasn't over yet.

At this time, the imperial envoys said that Ji Xiaolan was eloquent. Then, the imperial envoy said: wolves eat meat and dogs eat dung. This thing eats meat, and the assistant minister is a dog? There is no doubt about it. Little Shenyang saw that this man was a stranger, so he asked the adults what his position was. My name is Liu, and I'm a new official of Jiangnan Road. Ji Xiaolan replied: Oh, oh, so this is the proposal. What was suggested just now is not appropriate. Although wolves eat meat, dogs don't. It eats meat when it meets meat, and poops when it meets shit (recommended)! Shi Yu eats shit! "

The whole room laughed again, and then everyone admired Ji Xiaolan's reaction ability. That's brilliant.