Eager for jokes

Yesterday, a buddy went out to ride a bike, and the road was slippery in the snow. He fell down beautifully at the crossroads. An old man came to help him. This buddy is still smug: you dare not help the old man, and now an old man comes to help me. I was just about to thank my uncle. I just heard him say, "It snows so fast. You are ill, son ... you should save some traffic. One day, I joked with my roommate, and when I got excited, I took a picture of her little ass ... Suddenly, she gave me a strange look, and I felt very confused. After a few seconds, she swore: relatives are coming, don't shoot around ... save some traffic! Menstrual paper is not cheap now! I ... Source: Wang Humor is afraid that she is unreliable. I met a female classmate I haven't seen for a long time today. I chatted that she had never married a man since she was 26. She said she wanted to find a handsome one, but she was afraid it was not reliable. I said you should find an ugly one. She said she was afraid that she could not be relied on. What's wrong with this, damn it? Source: Your aunt came to a sister paper, just went to the toilet (the public toilet in the company building), and heard a Xiong Haizi shouting outside: "Mom! Mom! Did you poop or pee your pants? Too slow! " Who knows this Xiong Haizi's mother came to say, "Stop shouting! Your aunt is here! "Oh, my God, my aunt has risen by one generation ... where is my aunt ... Source: Although we only met for the first time, she followed me to a small room and took the initiative to take off her clothes and lie on the bed. We don't have much to say and go straight to the point. I kept pushing his body. She twisted and twitched. Her cheeks were flushed and she couldn't help moaning ... Then I asked her, "Are you comfortable?" She said, "Very comfortable." I reminded him: "Master China Massage No.9, order me next time. "Source: One day, my wife discussed the issue of cheating. One day, my wife discussed cheating. I asked: What would happen to you if I cheated on you that day? My wife is confused. Suddenly he said excitedly, you'd better find someone who doesn't spend money for her and let her spend money for you. So I don't have to give you money every month. I just want to say: wife, you respect your husband.

One day, my classmate (MM) went to the bank to withdraw money, thinking that there were still dozens of dollars in it, so I simply took it out together, so NB loudly said to MM sitting in the bank, "Take out all the money!" As soon as the bank's MM swiped the card, she immediately looked up at the megaphone and said seriously to her classmates, "There is only one dollar and fifty cents in it. Do you want to take it all out? " At that time, there were many people waiting in line at the back ... The company had something to do yesterday and worked overtime until 4 pm. I can't help it I am tired. I slept on the company sofa and got up at 7 o'clock the next morning to continue my work. I didn't go home for the night for the first time, so I thought I'd better send a text message to my girlfriend to explain. The content is: I was exhausted last night, only slept for three hours, and I will continue to work today. Sadly, after short message input and "Xiao" input, T9 input method is an associative phrase. I tried to write "hour", but I pressed "miss" by mistake. The result is "I was exhausted last night, only slept with three young ladies, and I will continue to work today." I didn't find the wrong number until I sent it. God, what should I do?