Fan Wei's Classic Quotations

Wei Fan is a famous comedian, sketch artist and film actor in China. 1962 was born in Shenyang, Liaoning Province on September 2nd. He has won the Golden Eagle Award, the Golden Phoenix Award, the Golden Key Award and the Best Actor Award at the Montreal International Film Festival.

1, the gap between people is so big!

2, big brother, you have to hit me!

This is a discussion about diseases among patients. What are you meddling in?

4, big brother, I really smoked!

5, turn one year to sell one year, fate! I learned it from a pit, thank you! Horizontal approval is: self-taught!

6. Why not play cards according to the routine?

7. Suddenly, the sea is vast, turning back to the shore.

I can't kill you!

9. I don't tell ordinary people.

10, fool, then fool!

1 1, my god! Earth! Which angel sister gave me this tone!

12, IC, Ip, IQ card, tell me all the passwords!

13, wait ... wait ... I ... I want to rob a woman.

15, stop saying anything, it's all in the wine.

16, alas, just ... do you think this matter is ... interesting?

17, abandon spoon teaching.

18, Dai pleaded guilty.

19, this person is different in height and perspective!

20. Ignorance, too ignorant, you are old and ignorant! Guess what?

2 1, what is the IQ? Give it to ... give it to me!

22. Marriage is a person's second reincarnation. I didn't vote for you, uncle!

23. It is unscientific to look at a woman all her life, and it is easy to see the disease.

24, rich people, people without money are difficult!

25, the child is too considerate, anxious ... hurry to ride the donkey backwards. How can this child do such a small business? I want to do great things!

26. At least I wear glasses. What should I do?

27. If you don't get the favor of lesbians, you will be hurt.

28. I eat carotene and have always been nutritious! Didn't I just see an apple?

29. This job is quite overbearing?

30. In terms of success or failure, life is heroic, and big ... big people ... start over ... again. ...

3 1, if you want to live a decent life, you are not afraid to wear some green on your back. Horizontal batch: Ninja Turtles!

32. Is your father big or the city big?

33. Money is a bastard. If not, do it again!

34, you respect me, I respect you, respect the personality of others, and set an example!

35. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as longevity, and longevity is not as good as happiness.

36, with the next meal, finally have a gastroptosis. ...

37, your own way, let your ex-wife regret it!

38. what I'm ... I'm ... the bodyguard of the general manager of Kaiyuan Victoria Entertainment Plaza!

39. The thread at the foot of my bed is so bright that every grain is hard; Climbing up a flight of stairs, I looked up and found it was moonlight.

40. Happiness is: I am hungry, and when I see someone holding a meat bun in his hand, he is happier than me; I was cold, and he was happier than me when I saw someone wearing a thick cotton-padded jacket. I want to go to the toilet. It's just a pit. You are happier than me when you squat there.

Fan Wei's funny quotations

1, the leader fooled the people and called. 2. Come on, big brother, read your palm!

3, the quality is still problematic!

4. Why doesn't this person play cards according to the routine?

5, group owners fool group members, called management.

6, the country is fooling the country, called diplomacy.

7, big brother, I really smoked!

8, children fool their parents, called deception.

9. Leaders fool leaders and call it a transaction.

10, group members fool the group owner, which is called rebellion.

1 1, people fool leaders, which is called making trouble.

12, woman! Why do you always hurt me?

13, suddenly the sea is vast, turning back to shore.

14, men and women fool each other, called love.

15, you ignored me, and I became a dog.

16, people fool the government and call it a crime.

17, I will kill you.

18, I was fooled, too. It's called blessing!

19, women fool men, called seduction.

20, men fool women, called flirting.

2 1, I don't tell ordinary people.

22, parents fool children, called education.

23, the people fool the people and call business.

24, the horizontal batch is: self-taught!

25, you ran away, you let the dog open the ground!

26, money is a bastard, no money!

27. Is your father big or the city big?

28, za za, we are heroes love heroes.

29, the government fooled the people, called policy.

30, big brother, you have to hit me!

3 1, I don't talk to him about ordinary people.

32. Why not play cards according to the routine?

33. The gap between people is so big!

34. Don't say anything, it's all in the wine.

35.IC\Ip\IQ card, tell me all the passwords.

36, this one has internal injuries. Change to a stronger place.

37. Wait, wait, I, I want to rob a woman.

38. It is difficult for rich people to have no money!

39. I think what the elder sister said is still reasonable.

40. Just, just do you think it's interesting?

4 1, medicine cabinet: act first, then act.

42, not three years old, can be four years old.

43. This, this mobile phone, the Internet, Mao, Mao.

44. Big Brother! I won't say anything, fate!

45, what, I threw my horse to the ground as soon as I entered the room?

46. It is unscientific to look at a woman all her life.

47. China Wushu is profound and has a long history.

48. What is IQ? Bring it to me!

49. Ignorance, too ignorant, you are old and ignorant! Guess what?

50, with the next meal, and finally with gastroptosis.

5 1, standing as loose as a bell. Just ... Just ... Sit down. Sitting on the clock?

52. Master Guan, continue to bless me. Enough, enough fun.

53. Ignorance, too ignorant, you are old and ignorant, you know!

54. Congratulations, you got it right, and so did the pig!

Guiying, I have been kidnapped. What are their conditions?

56. You look very good. You look like a dung heap sitting there.

57. If you don't get the favor of lesbians, you will be hurt. .

58. (To Chili) Bitch old woman! Zhang Fei's broken horse

59. At least I wear glasses. What should I do?

60. Marriage is a person's second reincarnation. I didn't vote for you, uncle!

6 1, higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as longevity, and longevity is not as good as happiness.

62, alas, just. As far as you are concerned, there is. Is it interesting?

63. As a cohabiting couple, the gap is so big!

64. In terms of success or failure, life is heroic. If it's a big deal, start over and start again.

65. It is unscientific to look at a woman all her life, and it is easy to see the disease.

66. The pig hit a tree. You hit a pig! Rear-end collision, isn't it

67. This is a discussion between patients about their illness. What are you meddling in?

68. This person stands at a different height, so he looks at the problem from a different angle!

69. The thread at the foot of my bed is so bright that every grain is hard; Climbing up a flight of stairs, I looked up and found it was moonlight.

70, heaven, earth, which angel sister gave me this tone!

7 1, if you want to live a decent life, you are not afraid to wear a green stripe on your back: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

72. I eat carotene and have always been nutritious! Didn't I just see an apple?

73. Look at your brain type? Like a shovel, how dare you go to Lilac's house every day?

74. Fan: The monkey riding on the tree and the monkey under the tree are two monkeys and eight monkeys!

75. What do you think this is just, just, do you think it's interesting?

76, you respect me, I respect you, respect the personality of others, and set an example!

People say that a friend's wife can't be bullied. Brother, you are a friend's wife. You are welcome! Ouch.

78. You respect me one foot, I respect you one foot, respect the personality of others, and set a good example.

79, turn a year to sell a year, fate! I learned it from a pit, thank you! Horizontal approval is: self-taught!

80. Rush out of Shanhaiguan and head for America! Don't you know? Paris, Paris is the capital of the United States!

8 1, they are all martial arts practitioners, and I practice tiger flapping. It doesn't matter who hurts who, do you think?

82. what I am the bodyguard of the general manager of kaiyuan city Victoria Entertainment Plaza!

83. ginseng mentioned last time, without it, is just a little orange peel, which Chinese medicine can put on for you in a moment!

84. This child is too thoughtful. Ride the donkey quickly. How can this child do such a small business? I want to do great things!

85. Happiness is: I am hungry, and when I see someone holding a meat bun in his hand, he is happier than me; I was cold, and he was happier than me when I saw someone wearing a thick cotton-padded jacket. I want to go to the toilet. It's just a pit. You are happier than me when you squat there.

Fan Wei's Sketch Classic Lines Quotations 40

1, the gap between people is so big!

2, big brother, you have to hit me!

This is a discussion about diseases among patients. What are you meddling in?

4, big brother, I really smoked!

5, turn one year to sell one year, fate! I learned it from a pit, thank you! Horizontal approval is: self-taught!

6. Why not play cards according to the routine?

7. Suddenly, the sea is vast, turning back to the shore.

I can't kill you!

9. I don't tell ordinary people.

10, fool, then fool!

1 1, my god! Earth! Which angel sister gave me this tone!

12, IC, Ip, IQ card, tell me all the passwords!

13, wait ... wait ... I ... I want to rob a woman.

14, you ignored me, and I became a dog.

15, stop saying anything, it's all in the wine.

16, alas, just ... do you think this matter is ... interesting?

17, abandon the spoon and teach.

18, Dai pleaded guilty.

19, this person is different in height and perspective!

20. Ignorance, too ignorant, you are old and ignorant! Guess what?

2 1, what is the IQ? Give it to ... give it to me!

22. Marriage is a person's second reincarnation. I didn't vote for you, uncle!

23. It is unscientific to look at a woman all her life, and it is easy to see the disease.

24, rich people, people without money are difficult!

25, the child is too considerate, anxious ... hurry to ride the donkey backwards. How can this child do such a small business? I want to do great things!

26. At least I wear glasses. What should I do?

27. If you don't get the favor of lesbians, you will be hurt.

28. I eat carotene and have always been nutritious! Didn't I just see an apple?

29. This job is quite overbearing?

30. In terms of success or failure, life is heroic, and big ... big people ... start over ... again. ...

3 1, if you want to live a decent life, you are not afraid to wear some green on your back. Horizontal batch: Ninja Turtles!

32. Is your father big or the city big?

33. Money is a bastard. If not, do it again!

34, you respect me, I respect you, respect the personality of others, and set an example!

35. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as longevity, and longevity is not as good as happiness.

36, with the next meal, finally have a gastroptosis. ...

37. Go your own way and make your ex-wife regret it!

38. what I'm ... I'm ... the bodyguard of the general manager of Kaiyuan Victoria Entertainment Plaza!

39. The thread at the foot of my bed is so bright that every grain is hard; Climbing up a flight of stairs, I looked up and found it was moonlight.

40. Happiness is: I am hungry, and when I see someone holding a meat bun in his hand, he is happier than me; I was cold, and he was happier than me when I saw someone wearing a thick cotton-padded jacket. I want to go to the toilet. It's just a pit. You are happier than me when you squat there.

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Fan Wei's funny quotations

1. What is IQ? Give it to me!

2. Marriage is a person's second reincarnation. I didn't vote for your uncle!

1. It is unscientific to look at a woman all her life, and it is easy to see illness.

4. It's hard for rich people to have no money!

This child is so considerate, get a donkey quickly. How can this child do such a small business? I want to do great things!

6. At least I wear glasses. What should I do?

7. If you don't get the favor of lesbians, you will get hurt.

8. I eat carotene and have always been nutritious! Didn't I just see an apple?

9. Isn't this job overbearing?

10. On success or failure, life is heroic, and big ... big people ... start all over again ... come back. ...

1 1. If you want to live a decent life, you are not afraid to take some green on your back. Horizontal batch: Ninja Turtles

12. Is your father big or the city big?

13. Money is a bastard. If not, do it again!

14. You respect me one foot, I respect you one foot, respect others' personality, and set a good example!

15. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as long life, and long life is not as good as happiness.

16. With the last meal, with the next meal, and finally with gastroptosis. ...

17. Go your own way and make your ex-wife regret it!

18. What? I'm ... I'm ... the bodyguard of the general manager of Kaiyuan Victoria Entertainment Plaza!

19. The foot of my bed shines with such bright light that every grain is hard; Climbing up a flight of stairs, I looked up and found it was moonlight.

20. Happiness is: I am hungry, and when I see someone holding a meat bun in his hand, he is happier than me; I was cold, and he was happier than me when I saw someone wearing a thick cotton-padded jacket. I want to go to the toilet. It's just a pit. You are happier than me when you squat there.