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An example of eight honors and eight disgraces

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A told B to come out and say something:

I will go abroad at 9 o'clock tomorrow. (said contemptuously)

Why do you want to go abroad? The people of China should contribute to the motherland. (surprised)

What's so good about China? Serve her? Why don't you go to America to get the security money? (looking at b and saying arrogantly)

B: You are betraying the people of the motherland, which is a shameful act! (seriously)

A: How about it! I can earn pocket money by setting up a stall in America to tell my fortune. (half laughing)

B: As developed as others, how can you be so ignorant! (He said, glancing contemptuously)

A: Why are you ignorant? This is very effective! (seriously)

You are such an ignorant man! (sighs)

I know you are jealous. There, I don't work at 9 o'clock, and I have to pay 500 to 600 dollars a month! (pretending to be right) ~

B: You are relaxed and hate work. Shame on you! What about your parents?

A: I have a good life anyway. What do I care about my parents? I'll go alone at 9: 00! (haughtily)

B: There is really no concept of unity! (contemptuously)

Don't you know eight honors and eight disgraces? ! Even primary school students know!

A: Oh! I hope I can arrive in America soon! You can live a carefree life at the age of 9 ~

B: boring and shameful person! (and then walk away)

Two months later, B received a phone call:

Answer: Brother ~ I have no money to go back to China, please remit me some money ~

B: You don't listen to me and want to go abroad ~ (Hang up!