Chinese character joke short story

Chinese characters are extensive and profound. What are the Chinese characters in short stories? What are the joke stories? The following is a short story of China jokes that I compiled. Welcome to read!

Chinese character joke short story 1 Father: The young monk has been practicing calligraphy so early.

Little monk: Yes. Master only taught me four words.

Father: Then why did you only write the word "Wang"? There are three more words.

Little monk: I wrote four words together.

Father: Why didn't I see the other three words?

Little monk: The other three words are "one", "two" and "three", and if you add a vertical, it is the word "Wang".

Father: Chinese characters are amazing. Four strokes are four words. The words "one", "two" and "three" are clear at a glance, but how to add a vertical column to the word "three" to make it "king" and "theking"?

Little monk: Master said that the top horizontal plane is the sky, and the bottom horizontal plane is the earth. A horizontal plane represents people, and people are between heaven and earth, right?

Father: Yes, that makes sense. So, what does that vertical bar stand for?

Little monk: Master said that the one who represents heaven and earth and can connect them is the "king".

Priest: Holikau. Chinese characters are really mysterious. No wonder you call' God'' Lord'.

Little monk, do you also have a sentence?

Father: Yes, look at the word "Lord", which means adding a little bit to the word "king". It turns out that your ancestors have long known that the big "king" can't connect heaven and earth, but our "Lord" is above heaven and earth! You'd better believe in God.

The old monk rushed out: nonsense!

Father: Oh, why are you here? It gives me goose bumps.

Old monk: Don't pretend to be exquisite. You have a thick skin. Let's call it what you call "goose bumps"-goose bumps. Do you think our ancestors wrote the word "Lord" like this?

Priest: What did they write?

Old monk: Look at our "explanation".

Priest: What's this?

Old monk: This is the "master", with the lampstand at the bottom and the rotor in the middle. Our ancestors said, "Lord, the fire in the lamp is also Lord." Your little foreign ink is not enough to be a character test teacher, and you want to accept an apprentice?

Chinese characters are ideographic characters in China, which have a long history since ancient times.

Let me give you two examples, one is typo and the other is omission. One day, after I finished eating, I began to do my homework. Do your homework. I have a lot of words that are either untidy or missing; Either it is not well written or it is not neat; I either go to the toilet or watch TV when I do my homework. I never pay attention to Chinese characters.

I learned later that I must write Chinese characters well. My mother always said that if you can't write Chinese characters well, you are not from China. Hearing this, I finished writing Chinese characters at once.

Until the fourth grade, I found that my handwriting was not as beautiful as before. I think: if I write Chinese characters well, it will take a lot of effort and time, and it won't be so hard if I don't write well. However, whenever I don't write Chinese characters neatly, my mother criticizes me and says sternly, "You should write Chinese characters well, and you can't give up halfway!" " "I went in one ear and out the other, and forgot everything my mother said. Until today, I realized how important it is to write Chinese characters well!

If you are afraid of a little hard work and don't write Chinese characters well, won't the history of Chinese characters for thousands of years be abandoned? We must write Chinese characters well and put writing Chinese characters in the first place in our study, so as not to write Chinese characters badly.

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