What are the three jokes about peeling mandarin jackets in cross talk?

Hou, Sun Yukui Edition: See for yourself.

Stripping sheath

(A- tease B- hug C- mud seam)

This time, you two help me to say a word.

A: Yes! Let the three of us have a talk.

C: No! I'll sing a passage this time.

A, B (with C) What are you singing? It's all a cliche. Why are you singing?

C: I'm going to sing something new this time.

A it's done! Don't sing new songs, just care about your voice, you know people can't stand it! What are you going to do to annoy everyone?

When C sang with me, it made people angry. All right! I'm not singing! I'm leaving! Let you do it!

It doesn't matter whether you go or not, let's talk!

C, stop it! You have to come with me!

I'm not leaving!

C you're not leaving? All right! Take off your jacket for me. (Stripping off the coat)

Hey ... What's wrong with you?

B ah ... two! Guys. Take your time. What's going on here? (Separate the two)

C wants a jacket!

What do you want with his jacket?

C: Why? This jacket is mine.

Is this jacket his?

Answer yes!

B and give it to others.

What are you doing? An accomplice!

What is an accomplice? Wear other people's clothes, why not give them to others?

I can't give it to him.

B why?

A I'm afraid he will sell it!

Ethylthiophene! Don't worry if he throws it away!

A: You can't say that! I will give it to him. What should I wear?

What's this called? I ask you if this jacket is his. It's his. Give it to him!

Answer! Not bad! It is his. I didn't borrow it from him.

Who did b borrow it from?

A borrowed it from his mother?

B that's his stuff, too!

Although A is his, we didn't wear it for nothing!

C: Oh! Have you ever charged interest?

A don't charge interest, it's better than charging interest. (Yes, B) One day, I went out to run some errands and wanted to borrow his jacket. I went to see him, and I said, "Is Big Brother at home?" His mother bumped into it and came out: "Oh dear! Second child! Your eldest brother is not at home, what's the matter? " I said, "Aunt, I want to borrow my brother's coat." "oh! I'll get it for you. " When I took out my coat, my mother said to me, "Second child, you should take care of your big brother. He always talks in fog, likes to talk big, and is stopped as soon as he comes. " I can't breathe. Come home to us. If you are around when he is stopped, you can try to explain it to others and try to make him perfect. "Why do you wear this jacket for nothing? This is better than giving him interest!

Oh! Here's the thing. (Yes, C) People don't wear your mandarin jacket for nothing, but they help you!

C for help? I knocked, and he said I wanted to make people angry.

B Tell a joke, why take it to heart? Do this! You can sing if you want.

What is C singing? Telling him makes me dizzy. Go!

Hey! Say but say, don't be in a fog!

C, what's this called? With my knowledge, how can I cover the clouds and mountains? He just said I told people to stop, but that didn't mean to stop, because I was too knowledgeable. When I was talking, those people didn't understand me and deliberately wanted to argue with me. As soon as I saw that those people didn't understand, I ignored them in a rage, just like asking people to stop, but it wasn't. Besides, with my knowledge, can you stop me? We have no idea what you said. Take yesterday as an example. When I said it was windy, it changed in the middle of the night.

B it's a little windy.

C is a little windy? The wind is very strong. It has been blowing all night. Hey! I have an eye well at home, do you know?

B Isn't it the one near the south wall?

C: Yes! You will know how strong the wind is. In one night, the well was blown out of the wall.

B what?

C scrape the well outside the wall! I was awakened by the strong wind when I slept at night. I listened to the light and splashed a window with water. I looked at it at dawn, and there was no well in the yard. When you open the door, the well is just outside the wall!

B never heard of it.

Can I lie about it? If you don't believe me, ask him. (nails)

Ask you something. You said the wind would blow too hard. Can you blow up the well outside the wall?

Is it more like? Will the well blow out of the wall?

C (take off your coat), take off your coat!

Hey! Don't you want it?

C, don't? My well has been blown out of the wall. Why didn't you say you didn't know? Take off your jacket)

Oh, his well?

B is it?

A ok, it was scraped out.

B was scraped out? Let me ask you something. How did you scrape it out?

Listen, isn't that his well? You got it? Is that there is water in it!

B nonsense! How can there be no water in the well? I asked you how to scrape it out.

How did A come out? Listen! He's not ... He's ... Aah! His well! The water is shallow, I can't hold it, I scraped it out!

B's ridiculous! Is that a dry well that cannot be scraped out?

A: You said you couldn't scrape it out, but you scraped it out!

How did b come out?

A, listen! Didn't you ask him how the well outside the wall was scraped? Because his wall is too short!

B no matter how short it is, it can't be scraped out.

The wall of his house is not a brick wall.

Can't you scrape off the B wall?

A is a fence, a fence, do you understand?

I don't understand fence B!

Do you understand? Ah! If you understand, it's over!

B What's finished? Let me ask you, how did this well blow out of the wall?

A still don't get it?

What did you say?/Sorry?

A: didn't you say hello to this? Oh! That's the way it is, because his fence is too old, weathered and the bottom is not good, which is only two feet away from this well. There was a sudden gust of wind that day, and the bottom of the fence broke, bulging the wall together. He got up early and looked sleepy: "Hey! How did you blow my well out of the wall? " It was blown like this.

Oh! What happened?

Alas! Are you clear? (Nodding to call C) Come here! What are you talking about?

C, don't I like close imitation when I speak?

Can you copy it closer? I've come a long way! Look at this sweaty head.

C (referring to B) is also stubborn.

A didn't say that either! How about this jacket?

C, you wear it for another month and a half.

B (to himself) Wow! This jacket is really nice. I have to make two more jackets tomorrow.

You should pay attention to what you say.

I know! (To B) This is not a lie, is it? The wall came in, but the well went out

No one talks like you.

C, it took dozens to repair this wall! This thing has just finished, and then another thing!

What's the matter?

I bought a mule with green chrysanthemums last month. You may have heard of it? 400 yuan! Don't you feel unlucky? I fell into a tea bowl that day and burned myself to death!

B is a cloud mountain fog cover! Will such a big mule fall into a tea bowl and burn to death? How big are mules and tea bowls?

C big tea bowl!

B a big tea bowl and a tea bowl the size of a house? There is no such thing.

C, can I lie about this? Someone knows!

Who is this?

Fuck it! (nails)

B (asking a) hey! Let me ask you something. A mule with green chrysanthemums fell into a tea bowl and was burned to death. Do you think so?

Are you still awake? The mule will fall into the tea bowl ...

C (take off your coat) take off your coat!

Hey! ..... What happened? Didn't you say to wear another half moon?

Half a month doesn't matter. My mule fell into a tea bowl and was burned to death. Why don't you pretend to know?

Oh! His mule fell into the tea bowl and was scalded to death. Not bad! There is such a thing.

B This jacket is really full of energy! There is such a thing! All right! Let me ask you something. How did this mule fall into a tea bowl and burn to death?

I know, I saw it!

How did B burn to death?

A here's the thing. Didn't you ask him how the mule fell into the tea bowl and burned to death? Tell you what! Because his mule was annoying, he didn't pay attention and fell into a tea bowl and burned to death!

B's ridiculous! How big is that tea bowl? How old is that mule? Will it be burned to death?

A prostitute! You are so confused. This is not a net burn. He was scalded by flooding, so he died.

B is even more outrageous! That tea bowl can't even get a hoof off?

A Isn't that clever?

B never heard of it! The more you say it, the more ridiculous it is!

A: If you think this is outrageous, there is nothing you can do! In short, the mule deserved it!

What do you mean by fate? Didn't you see his mule fall into a tea bowl and burn to death? Let me ask you, how can you burn a mule in a tea bowl?

A prostitute! What a mule! You heard wrong, he said snail, so don't drown if you fall into the tea bowl?

B (ask c) oh! You mean snails?

C is not! You rode the mule!

A's mule fell into a tea bowl and burned to death?

c！

Riding that mule? Oh! I remember, what tea bowl? There is probably a place called Tea Bowl in Tangshan.

C is wrong! This is a tea bowl for drinking water.

Jiahao! Damn it! Will a drinking bowl burn mules?

How did B burn to death?

He is. Oh, I remember! That's right, that's right!

B what's right? How did you burn to death?

Do you know Master Feng?

Third, which Master Feng?

The Feng family in Jiacaoduo Hutong.

I asked you how to burn the mule. Why did you tell me about Master Feng?

A, don't be busy His mule is related to Grandpa Feng. That day, it was Grandpa Feng's birthday, and he rode a newly bought mule. Grandpa Feng said, "Oh! There you are. Have you paid the fare? " He said, "I came on a mule." Grandpa Feng said, "Oh! There you are. Have you paid the fare? " He said, "The feet are very fast." Master Feng said, "Let me see!" Come out and have a look: "Ta! This mule is good! " Grandpa Feng is such a good brick, and he is also quite outfield: "Yes, Grandpa Four! Do you know why I am here? Just give you a mule, this is for you. " Grandpa Feng said, "That's impossible! Gentlemen don't take the beauty of others, I don't want it. " He swore at that time, and Grandpa Feng said, "Good! ... then do it. Take anything from my study. If you don't take it, I don't want it. " He is also quite straightforward: "Good! I want one. " When I went to the study, there was a gourd on the table. It's really "Shaheliu", made of gold, and the big gourd inside is green. "I want this!" Grandpa Four said, "Take it with you." He hung it up. On the way home after supper, he was thirsty. When he saw a teahouse, he made a pot of tea in it and poured a bowl. Everyone in the teahouse, including the bird and the fruit, has a person holding a fruit: "Look at me, second brother." Look at it. "He looked angry! Heart said: "What are you doing? Look at me. "Take out the gourd, cover a dozen lids, and take out the gall inside. This slug has been stuck in it for a long time. As soon as it touches the light, it jumps out and is jumping into the tea bowl. Hot tea just poured, is it too hot? Just fell into the tea bowl and burned to death!

He said scalded mules!

Jiahao! You are a fool. He traded a mule for a slug. Isn't scalding slugs like scalding mules?

C, alas! The thing is, do you understand?

A (Q C) What did you say? What should I say?

Line c! You are really great!

A How about this jacket?

C wear it for another month!

A: Pay attention to what you say, don't be foggy.

C is good ... (to A) You have to understand that I have never lied! This mule costs more than 400 yuan, and it was very hot when it was first bought! Don't you feel unlucky? It's a good thing I don't care either. Let's take the money instead of the money!

B is life!

C's life You didn't come with me. You don't know. A few days ago, it cost more than 100 yuan to treat guests.

Who did you invite?

Sanye Bingfeng, Siye Wang, Wuye Li and Liuye Zhang.

B I don't know these people.

Of course you don't know C. You can't get along with these people. These people and I are enemies. We often eat and drink together. Just a few days ago, I paid more than 100 yuan for our meal.

B where did you eat?

C outside the front door, "all in one place".

B is it the small restaurant east of the fish mouth?

c！

B eat more than one hundred?

Spending 180 yuan is nothing to C. He was full of anger that day.

B why?

C-ho！ Forget it! We had dinner upstairs that day, right by the window. Let's sit down and have a look. Where is the upstairs window closed? I asked the waiter to open the window, but the waiter didn't hit me and said, "I'm afraid of flies!" " "Say that finish, he went out to get food. In a rage, I opened the window and everyone sat down to eat. Just thinking, just at this time, I just heard the bottom of the building fluttering! Frown! A roast duck flew in along the window. Bang! It is falling on the table, so I quickly hold it down. I see, it's good, headless! Everyone said, "Wow! This is a flying phoenix, eat it! "Eat once, very hot.

Well ... you can eat it later. Roast duck can fly. This is the first time I've heard of it. That's more like it?

Why is C outrageous? Ask him if you don't believe me. (nails)

He knows? (nails)

C of course

B (asking a) hey! Let me ask you something. Some people were eating upstairs when a roast duck flew in from the upstairs window. What do you think happened?

Where did all this happen to you? Roast duck? Can't live ducks fly?

C (take off your coat) Take it off! Take it off!

A ... what's going on! Didn't you say to wear it for another month?

C it doesn't matter if you wear it for another year. That day, we had dinner with Mr. Feng and flew a roast duck along the upstairs window, remember?

Oh! Do you think we had roast duck for dinner that night? Not bad! There is such a thing.

It happened again! Then let me ask you, how did this roast duck fly?

A here's the thing. Where did we eat that day?

C Qianmen Street, "all in one place"!

Alas! That's right ... guess what "the only one" is in Qianmen Street. You can find the fresh fish mouth by turning a corner. Don't you have any cheap shops selling roast duck? Because he sells roast duck there, roast duck flies out of him.

B never heard of it! Roast duck sellers fly roast duck everywhere? Where can I buy sesame cakes? Are there baked wheat cakes everywhere?

That's not true. Sesame cakes have no wings, but ducks have wings!

B nonsense! Roast duck has wings, and this duck has no head. Can a duck without a head fly?

A You said it couldn't fly, and now it flies!

B this is even more outrageous!

A: that sounds very similar. This is a clever trick.

B smart? I asked you how you got there.

A, listen! Roast duck, this ... have you seen roast duck?

B nonsense! Who hasn't seen roast duck?

Did you see it when baking nails?

B I don't know! I asked you how to fly up there.

A tell you, roast duck is such a stove, just like a small house, with iron bars above and fire below. This duck has a hook around its neck. When it is burnt at the bottom, it will be roasted to DC oil. The duck can't hold its breath when it's roasted like this. This duck: "Ouch! Ouch! ..... It's too hot! I really can't stand it! " The duck thinks, I am flying! Isn't it flying Do you understand this?

B me? More confused! The slaughtered duck has lost its hair again and is dead. Now that you mention it, the duck is roasted and alive again? Oh, dear! Show concern. Wear this coat! (Armored dust jacket)

Why are you so stubborn? Isn't roast duck still a duck?

B is a duck. Let me ask you something. Life or death, it has no wings. Can it fly?

Oh! Here's the thing! We sat upstairs that day and didn't order, but something happened downstairs.

B: What's the matter?

Master Sun's family in Jiashijia Hutong ordered a roast duck in a cheap shop. When it's cooked, the little apprentice will send it away. If two ducks are easy to handle and carry with a pole, this is a duck that only needs to build a nest with a small pole. The little apprentice turned south when he came out of the fresh fish mouth. I didn't notice that this pole stood on someone else's cheek again: "Hey! Where are you going? " "I didn't see it, I'm sorry!" "No, why do you have long eyes?" The little apprentice can't speak either: "Ah! It doesn't matter if you touch it! " "What do you mean it doesn't matter?" The sleeve rolled up and the fist flashed, hitting the little apprentice on the head. The little apprentice was in a hurry, so he swung his pole and hit him. He forgot there was a duck hanging behind him. When he waved the pole, the duck's head fell off and was thrown out. The place where we are sitting now is the window facing the street, and the ducks are swinging in along the top window. Bang! It's landing on our table, and it's still hot. Everyone said, "Hey! Roast duck will fly! " Are you clear?

B How do you make it fly? That's a swing!

C, alas! Yes ... that's it!

Ah (pulling ice) Um ... What are you talking about? Can roast duck fly? The more you say it, the more ridiculous it is!

C, you really succeeded!

A How about this jacket?

C it doesn't matter if you wear it for three months!

Then you must be careful what you say. Why don't we go?

C is leaving now. Say something more. (Right. B) I'll be back after dinner. It's very hot. I can't sleep at night, just listen to the beeping outside!

B There's a cricket?

c！ You know I like playing cricket. I quickly got up, took the string and the lid, and went to the yard to listen. DuDu.

Where is B in the yard?

No, it's at the door!

b！

Hearing this, when C opened the door and faced the door, he walked away clumsily!

Where did b go?

C runs to the station. Catch up with the station and listen again. This cricket toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot to Yangcun! We chased Yangcun, and when we heard it, this cricket tooted toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot to Tianjin! I caught up with Tianjin. As soon as I heard it, this cricket tooted toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot to Tangshan! Catch up with Tangshan and listen to Toure Toure calling there. My wife and I borrowed a pickaxe, planing and planing! Airplane! It was not until the plane arrived at Shanhaiguan that the cricket was dug up. This cricket came out and I watched it. Wow! This is too big! This head is not much smaller than this house! Even the tail should be as long as fourteen trains! (A unbuttons his coat and listens while unbuttoning it) These two whiskers are just like two telephone poles! Two eyes, like two searchlights

B what was the result?

How about c! Got it! I tied the thread. A jacket is on C's shoulder, but C doesn't know it. ) Come to our house tomorrow. Nice cry: DuDu.

B come on! All right! You're not talking about people! Where is this?

Do you believe him? He knows.

B OK, OK, (A Xiang) I have to ask you.

Is there a cricket player whose head is not much smaller than this room, his tail is as long as fourteen trains, he has two poles and his eyes are like searchlights?

B yes. Is this happening?

What A didn't do? Nonsense!

C (ask a) hey! I told you.

You don't know what you said!

C, what's wrong?

A jacket is for you!