Has anyone ever played a game called devil instructor?

"The members of the Japanese team will hold a meeting between the four-wheel drive players and the masses next week and will ask you to sign the car for sale." Four-wheel drive fighters announced. "Sign the car? What do you mean? " The players are very confused. "As you know, the recent economic downturn, poor sales of four-wheel drive, many products are in the warehouse, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to stand up and make some contributions to your beloved mini-car. Next week, the Horse Racing Association decided to hold a race in the largest square in the county, and you are the special guests. At that time, please sign the children who come to buy a car. " "Oh, yes." "Although this is only a publicity activity, you have participated in the World Cup after all, so you should pay special attention to your words and deeds, otherwise it will damage the image of the national team, understand?" "I see!" "So for your better performance that day, the tournament specially invited a coach for you." "No, it is also necessary to ask the teacher." Xiao Hao muttered. Just as everyone was talking about it, a man in his thirties and forties came along. "Hello, my name is Yucheng Yutou, and I will be your instructor in the future. Please give me more advice. " "What, taro? The name of this instructor is so strange! " Xiao Hao muttered. After the four-wheel drive fighter left, the instructor began his special training. "The purpose of my coming here is to train everyone. The purpose of training everyone is to cultivate everyone's temperament and demeanor as a national player. Ok, let me see your situation first. First of all, the Star Horse is coming. " Xiao Haoran turned to the instructor. "How is your hair blue? How do pupils dye their hair? Dyeing my hair is detrimental to the image of the national team, and I will be dyed black tomorrow. " "But my hair color is natural! Teacher, you see, my eyes are blue, too. Do you want me to dye them? " The coach was very unhappy when he hit a nail. "Eagle feather dragon, come here." Eagle feather dragon walked over. "Why is your hair so long and your clothes so torn?" "The hair is long because there is no money to cut, and the clothes are broken because there is no money to buy." "The Racing Association will reimburse you for clothes and haircuts." "But my home is too far from the barber shop and I can't afford a car." "The fare is also reimbursed." "By the way, my home is in the mountains and it is not open to traffic." "You don't want me to send a helicopter to meet you, do you?" The instructor was livid with anger. "Jiro Maru, come here." Jiro Maru walked over. "How can you have the same problem as your brother?" "I have always worshipped my brother. I want to learn from him. First of all, I will learn from clothes and hairstyles. No matter what my brother becomes, I am proud of him. I will always follow my brother and learn from him. " "It's so touching. This is really brotherhood. " The instructor picked up 10 packet of napkins to wipe tears. "This instructor really has developed lacrimal glands." Xiao Hao whispered. "Next, agee. Well, there is nothing wrong with your clothes, but why are you so thin? It's not malnutrition, is it TSUCHIYAHAKASE didn't skimp on your food, did he? " "No, no, the doctor is very kind to me." "Oh, that in this week, you should try to eat as much as possible, what melatonin, gold partner, eat as much as possible, lest the masses say that Japanese team members are fragile. Next, Fujiji. " Fujiji walked confidently. I think it's okay? My clothes are all high-end brands, my hair is cut neatly, and I am not as thin as Aji. Impeccable. "Are you Fujiji?" "Well, it's the real thing." "But everything looks like a monkey!" Fujiji fainted. "Also, what's wrong with this tooth?" "Born, it's not my fault." "That activity can pretend to have a cold and wear a mask, otherwise it will affect the overall image." Fujiji secretly complained. "The last one, Captain Seiba Retsu." Xiaolie walked over and he was ready to be criticized. The instructor looked at Xiao Lie and knew that his hair was as natural as Xiao Hao's, so he didn't pursue it, but he had to find something wrong, otherwise how could he show my power? Suddenly, the instructor seems to have discovered a new continent. "How can you wear a hat in front of the teacher? And it is green. Are you engaged in environmental protection? " Xiao Lie took off his hat. The instructor let him go when he saw that he didn't talk back. "Then, let's start training." "First, write down what you are most afraid of." Everyone bowed their heads and wrote, and no one noticed that Fujiji's eyes flashed a sly one. "Well, the first item of training is to borrow something to run by relay, and the team that is late will be punished. Aji, Xiaohao, Xiaolie Team, Jiro Maru, Eagle Feather Dragon, Fujitsu Team. Let's talk about the rules of the game first. The so-called borrowing relay can be understood in two parts. You can understand the relay without my explanation. As for borrowing things, I write things on the note, and you can run with anything you draw, understand? " "I see!" "Then let's get started." The first stick, Xiao Lie and Eagle Feather Dragon. Xiao Lie drew "Your Hat". I feel glad that I have been holding it in my hand since I picked it just now, which can save time in finding things. Xiaolie took the hat first and set off. Eagle Feather Dragon painted "What you eat most often". No way, Eagle Feather Dragon reluctantly went to the nearest fish stall to buy a fish, picked it up and flew away. Xiaolie quickly handed in the stick. Second, Aji drew "the most important thing for you". Fortunately, I have been carrying my car, and Aji soon set off with the original God of War evolutionist. [It seems that the small fierce team is lucky, but it won't be lucky in the end] The eagle feather dragon finally handed in the stick, and Jiro Maru is also ready to leave. He smoked "the last thing that was handed over". Great, now he can set off directly. Jiro Maru ran away with the fish. On the third stick, Xiao Hao took out the note. "Oh, my God, the note says" Your brother. "Xiao Hao had to run back to the starting point to pull Xiao Lie. Fujiji also began to draw notes. The note says "What are you most afraid of". Fujiji smiled cunningly. Of course, his greatest fear is his father, but when he wrote what he was most afraid of just now, he had expected that the instructor would deceive people with that thing, so he wrote "Hamburg". Fujiji shouted, "Zuo Yan, send me a hamburger quickly. "1 minute, a helicopter came and dropped a hamburger from above. [Really efficient! ] Fujiji rushed to the finish line with a hamburger, while Xiaohao just took unknown so's Xiaolie from the starting point. In the end, Fuji Second Team 1 wins. " So Xiao Lie, Xiao Hao and Ji will be punished. "Instructor sinister smile. Xiao Hao is my brother, Ji is my good friend, and I am the captain of the Japanese team. Anyway, I can't let them be punished. Xiao Lie thought. "Instructor, Xiao Hao and Aji's share of the punishment is also on my head. I will be punished for this. "Xiao Lie" "Brother" "It doesn't matter, Xiao Hao and Ji, the instructor won't punish you too much. "Xiao Lie said." Have you decided? "Asked the little fierce instructor well, what? Penalty run? ""no, no, just punish the three things you are most afraid of. First, eat a bowl of green peppers at noon. Second, you should accompany qianzi to the amusement park in the afternoon. Third, you should walk through the scariest haunted house in this town at dusk. " "Oh my god, Xiao Lie fainted on the spot. Finally, in the evening, after the training, everyone went to see Xiao Lie who was tortured to death. He vomited because he ate green peppers at noon, and in the afternoon he was half dead with qianzi. Plus, I was scared out of my wits to go to the haunted house at night, and now my life is dying. Lying in bed having nightmares. "Brother, brother." Xiaolie woke up from a dream. "Brother, are you all right?" "It doesn't matter." In order to make Xiaolie forget the unpleasant things as soon as possible, everyone decided to play cards in the room to create a happy atmosphere. Xiao Hao, Aji, Fujiji, and Kojiro Maruko began to fight, while Xiao Lie and Eagle Feather Dragon watched. Just as everyone was having fun, the damn taro instructor came in. At the sight of him, Xiao Lie couldn't help sweating. "You're playing cards. What kind of game do you play? " "Race to the Top" {Khan, introduced China's gameplay into the past. ] The instructor looked at it for a while and shouted, "Can you play poker? I'll teach you. " He took Xiaohao's card, and Fujiji and Maruko had finished playing all the cards, leaving only the instructor and Aji. The instructor muttered while playing cards, "Now I have three cards in my hand and you have 1 card, so we have no chance to draw cards." First of all, I explained that Red Heart 8 was in an attack state. In terms of attack power, it is medium. You played the Q of spades, and my 8 of hearts was smashed, but I want to play the K of diamonds. Your court didn't fold, so your heart Q was broken. Ah, your hand is gone, hehe, I have one hand left, so I won. I won the duel. "[Khan, the king of the game]" Instructor, it seems that the person who finished playing cards first won. "Small fierce whispered no, I always play like this! ""Oh, my God has fainted. "What's the matter with the Japanese team? It's too easy to faint It won't be high blood pressure! " After a long time, Xiaolie, Eagle Feather Dragon, Fujiji and Aji woke up one after another, and only Xiaohao and Jiro Maru were still unconscious. "Never mind, I have a plan to deal with my brother." Xiao Lie and Eagle Feather Dragon smiled at each other. "Jiro Maru, I have to go." "No, brother, take me with you!" Maruko suddenly woke up. Xiaolie still whispered in Xiaohao's ear: "Dad is taking us to eat hamburgers." "Really, really, long live Hamburg! Long live Dad! " Xiao Hao also came back from his dream. "What, my brother lied to me again. You used this trick to lie to me before. " "It's a pity that I am fooled every time." Xiao Meng smiled smugly. "It's getting late. You should go to bed early and continue training tomorrow. " The instructor said. On hearing the training, everyone felt as if they had fallen into the ice room and were cold from head to toe. The next day, the hellish training test will begin again. "Because I was too tired to train yesterday, I won't train today." "Long live!" Xiao Hao shouted. "Then let's play a game!" "What game?" The player has a bad feeling. "I dressed you up very strangely, and then let you stand at the gate of the grocery store and hand out leaflets. This is also a test of your endurance. Only people with real tolerance and endurance can do their own thing regardless of other people's eyes. " "Let us look strange? How strange? " "Come with me and put on the clothes I prepared for you." Xiaolie picked up his clothes, which was a knight's costume. It's a little strange to wear, but it's handsome. Eagle feather dragon wants to change into a ninja suit. "It's really awkward to look at. It better be my tattered jacket. " Aji is dressed in a suit, comparable to the Japanese prime minister who is going to attend the meeting. Fujiji received a pair of bearskins and the like. "Really, I prefer monkey skin." Jiro Maru was dressed as a Taoist priest, with a sign of "Divination and Fortune-telling" in his hand. "Xiao Hao, in view of your' long live' just now, I decided to give you a special reward!" The instructor gave a sinister smile. "You go to change clothes. Xiao Hao picked up his clothes. Wow! It's a beautiful tulle skirt with a bow on her head. " You have gone too far! "Xiaohao rushed over and beat up the Shantou instructor, and was held by Xiaolie and others who arrived in time." Xiao Hao, just hold your breath for a while, even for the sake of mini-racing. ""but brother, that dead taro ... ""Anyway, he will disappear from our eyes in a week. You can be wronged. " "Well," Xiao Hao thought, dead taro, I will tear you to pieces sooner or later. The Japanese team lowered its head and handed out leaflets at the door of the grocery store. The past people 100% turned around. Xiao Hao is shrinking his head like a turtle, and it is best not to be seen by acquaintances. Qianzi passed by here and saw Xiaolie who was handing out leaflets. "The elder brother of the small fierce, how do you dress like this, but it's very nice! Let's go and play. ""Xiao Lie still needs training! "The instructor is coming." I don't care that much! ""Little sister, didn't your teacher tell you not to eat when talking to your elders? " "I can't eat." "Aren't you eating sausage?" "I didn't! "When the instructor took a closer look, it turned out that Chiko's mouth hung on his face like a sausage." Chiko, I really want to train. "Xiao Lie said." Well, then, I'll play with you next time. Bye, Brother Liege. "After seeing qianzi off, Haier appeared, which surprised everyone." Haier, why are you here? "Small fierce asked me to see your brother. Why are you dressed like this? Where's Xiao Hao? "Xiao Lie pointed to Xiao Hao leaning against the corner." Xiao Hao. "Xiao Hao looked up and saw that it was Haier, so he cried at him." What happened? ""It's all our fucking annoying taro instructors! "Xiao Hao told Haier that the Japanese team was tortured by instructors. Haier just wanted to go back and argue with the instructor, but the instructor saw his walkman. " You also like listening to music. What song are you listening to? "He robbed Haier's Walkman." No, these songs are too out of date. I listened to a good song recently, which belongs to China. It's called "northerner" I'll sing it for you. You will definitely like it: Lao Zhang drove to the northeast, hit, and the driver ran away. I met a northerner and sent him to the hospital for five stitches ... ""God, noise pollution, Xiao Lie Xiao Hao, I'll go first, see you next time. " Haier sai and roared off. The tutor is still intoxicated with the music. "Ah, isn't that Xiao Hao? Xiao Chun came running, "Xiao Hao, why are you dressed like this? That's ridiculous! " Xiaochun smiled so hard that he couldn't keep back. "I can't stand it anymore. What did our Xingma family owe the taro instructor in our last life? He tortured his brother yesterday and tortured me today. Even if I am expelled from the Japanese team, I will never wear this dress. " Xiao Hao strode away. The instructor looked blankly: "Have courage!" A week finally passed, and everyone ushered in a signature car sale activity. "Before the game started, the Japanese team took the oath." "The Japanese players raised their hands and took the oath to start." "We solemnly swear in front of the mini-racing car that in the future, no matter whether we are poor or rich, healthy or sick, alive or dead, we will always love the mini-racing car and never change." What an idiotic declaration. The players are sweating. But after today, we will be liberated. "Let's start the signing ceremony of automobile sales!" Xiaolie, Aji, Eagle Feather Dragon and Xiaohao were packed, but Jiro Maru and Fujii were quite deserted. A gust of autumn wind blew, and Fujiji couldn't help shivering. "Now the world is really going downhill, hey, this society has fallen!" After the ceremony, everyone was relieved. "Players, I will leave you gently, just as I come gently, waving my sleeves and not taking away a cloud. You must be very reluctant to part with me, but all good things must come to an end. Let's say goodbye and don't send it away. Anyway, I will send you thousands of miles away. " "Goodbye, instructor." The players held back their infinite joy and waved goodbye to the instructor with the best manners. Looking at the distant back of the taro instructor, Xiao Hao shouted: "I hate you, I hate you more than anyone else in the world!" " "[To quote Conan, a theatrical version, slightly modified] Japanese players are walking home happily." Ah, finally liberated, we finally stood up after suffering for a week. ""sell baked taro, sell baked taro! " There was a cry from the street, "taro! "Japanese players suddenly petrified and fell into the icehouse again.

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