Ji Xiaolan wrote a few words for Xiao Shenyang. Xiao Shenyang was very excited after seeing it. Fuck.

Anecdotes about Ji Xiaolan and Little Shenyang have always been talked about by people. Among the people, Xiao Shenyang is a big corrupt official who only knows flattery, while Ji Xiaolan is an upright and resourceful official. Small Shenyang, a big corrupt official, is often played by Ji Xiaolan, a big official.

It is said that one year, a big house was built in Little Shenyang. In order to be arty, he wants to find a cultural celebrity to write the door plaque of the house. Later, he thought of Ji Xiaolan, who was the editor of Sikuquanshu and one of the best talents in Qing Dynasty. His inscription is appropriate.

Ji Xiaolan is also very frank. He started to write a topic, but after a while, two big Chinese ink words waved. Look-Zhu Lei, what the hell is this? Scratching your head with adults is puzzling. When Ji Xiaolan saw it, he told him that bamboo shoots are two words in The Book of Songs, meaning bamboo shoots, which symbolizes the breakthrough of new things. He used the word "bamboo shoots" to wish little Shenyang a prosperous career.

Xiao Shenyang was so excited that he smiled happily. Later, Little Shenyang said to everyone: The great genius Ji Xiaolan gave me and a person the word "bamboo shoots" and wished me a prosperous future! Hearing this, the guests covered their mouths and quickly echoed.

Later, when it reached Gan Long's ears, he was very confused, scratched his head and said to himself, "No?" He decided to visit small Shenyang himself. There was still some distance from the mansion, when Qianlong suddenly saw the word "bamboo bud" written on He Fu's plaque, he couldn't help laughing. Then he called Xiao Shenyang and said with a smile, "You are such an idiot! Ji Xiaolan played a trick on you. How glorious do you think it is to tell people everywhere? "

Xiao Shenyang lowered his head and said, "I am stupid, please make it clear."

Gan Long said with a smile, "If you take the word' bamboo shoots' apart, isn't it a straw bag? Ji Xiaolan called your home a straw bag, ha ha ha ha ha ... "

Little Shenyang turned green with anger. After seeing off Ganlong, he hurriedly had the door plaque taken down.

In order to avenge Ji Xiaolan's shame, Xiao Shenyang also decided to have a fight with Ji Xiaolan. Just as Ji Xiaolan was promoted to assistant minister, Xiao Shenyang pointed to a dog under the tree in front of everyone and asked Ji Xiaolan, "Is it a wolf or a dog?"

The homonym of "wolf" is assistant minister, and Xiao Shenyang suddenly turned to scold Ji Xiaolan as a dog. If Ji Xiaolan talks about it and answers that there is a dog under the tree, doesn't that mean he is a dog? It's hard to get a great talent. Ji Xiaolan decided to play along, but he said loudly, "It's easy to tell, as long as its tail is a dog."

The homophonic sound of the upright is Shangshu, and Xiao Shenyang is an official admirer of Shangshu, while Ji Xiaolan calls Xiao Shenyang a dog. Xiao Shenyang is not stupid. Knowing that he was humiliating himself, he turned away in shame. From then on, Xiao Shenyang never dared to offend Ji Xiaolan easily.