Jiexi Qiaomu Fortune Telling _ Who is Jiexi Qiaomu Fortune Teller?

What funny lyrics are there in Minnan?

One.

Ahua prepares programs for the school party and gets up in the morning to practice reading poems.

Dad Ahua came over: Brother Monkey died, at seven or eight in the morning, with his back against the wood. Are you running the third primary school?

Annoyed, Ahua replied: Recitation (refreshing)!

Dad flew into a rage: Devil Show, Behring taught you a good lesson today.

Two.

Nurse: "Hello, Aber, I'm a mutual death (nursing department) student.

Abreu: "What about me! 」

Nurse: "After graduation, I will become practical nurse." . 」

One day, the nurse saw that Abreu couldn't breathe, so she quickly brought an oxygen mask.

Nurse: "Aber, I know you are very sad. I will exchange your courage (oxygen) and enjoy it. " 」

Later, Abreu's wife rushed to the hospital.

Grandma: "Nurse, where is my wife? 」

The nurse pointed to the operating room and said, "I just buried (carried) it." 」

Grandma: "My wife blare"

Nurse: "Don't be sad. You can go to the coffin room next door later. "

An old woman went to the grocery store and asked the young lady, "What's your stove?" ?

The young lady said, Do you want to exercise or barbecue?

Grandma said: roast you to death! I want to wash my hair.