Handshake index humorous sentences.

1, I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in PK every day. I use my hand to index. Emma's stomach won again today.

I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

3, to lose weight, the fat man is shouting and the thin man is doing it.

I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

I am always by your side, and I worry about you again and again. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew you couldn't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty.

6. Women in the new era went to the hall, climbed over the fence, fought for mistresses, and beat hooligans, but they couldn't get out of the kitchen.

7. Optimists invented yachts, pessimists invented lifebuoys; Optimists build tall buildings, pessimists build fire hydrants; Optimists become hard-working racers, pessimists become doctors in white coats. Finally, the optimist launched a spaceship, and the pessimist opened an insurance company.

8. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who the fool is.

9. Adults always say, don't talk to me about money. Talking about money hurts feelings. I just want to say, don't talk to me about starting school. Talking about hurting feelings when school starts.

10, God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.