Friends circle super funny copywriting

1. Every winter morning, I feel a bed stuck in my bed.

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2 glue, it hurts when you think about it.

2. The feeling of taking the courier is like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but often after unpacking, you find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door.

I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but it turned into a meatball. I feel that I won't love again.

I saw a woman driving a luxury car today. I knew she bought it by herself when I saw her face clearly!

I found a fortune teller to calculate whether I have money or not in my life. He wrote the word "fate" on the paper and asked me which word was important. I thought about it and said, of course, life is more important. He shook his head: "You, have no money." "Why?" "Rich, cognitive. No money, accept your fate. "

6. Girls are fresh in front of relatives, quiet in front of outsiders, neurotic in front of acquaintances, and female hooligans in front of girlfriends.

Seven. Dormitory brothers have smelly feet. It is said that soaking in vinegar is effective. This brother

I bought it online without saying anything.

Five pounds, soaked for a month in a row, feeling: the effect is remarkable! MD is sour and smelly.

8. Don't make your girlfriend look blue, because she is blue and you are green; Don't let your boyfriend be a beauty, because if he is red, you two will be yellow.

9. There are two ways to conquer a woman: one is to please her mother,

The second is to surpass her father.

10. The so-called work is to exchange your soul for money, and then use money to redeem your soul.

1 1. Go after them if you like, regardless of whether others have boyfriends or not. The team had a goalkeeper, but the goal was scored.

12. I heard the most depressing sentence today: "If the money in your account is less than 65438+ 10,000, it is not a deposit, only a balance.

Thirteen. It's good to have a girlfriend who eats vegetables. Others will tell her to buy clothes and jewelry bags. You just need to say: Go, take you to eat delicious food! Immediately alive and kicking? Save money and time, you deserve it.

14. Sometimes you never know how big your potential is unless you push yourself. It's like you give me 100 Jin of bricks. Maybe I can't carry it, but if you give me 100 Jin of money, I can not only carry it, but also run.

15. I found that the word "hehe" has infinite power. Can instantly douse each other's enthusiasm, insult each other's dignity and tear each other's soul!

What's it like to give up someone you like? ""It's like a house that burned down for a long time. You look at the wreckage, dust and despair. You know this is your home, but you can't go back. "

17. Every morning when I get up, I have to put on a performance with my beloved quilt: I don't want to get up!